Round Up

31 01 2006


Cinema
GoodMI5
BadMemoirs of a Geisha
FuglyMatch Point

Previews
Da Vinci Code(teaser)
Mission Impossible: 3
X-3
Superman Returns
Poseidon

Saw Peter Jackson's overlong King Kong. I had to leave for a toilet break between the second and third acts. That is something I have not done in decades. At 187 minutes, the film tests bladder reflexes. It did not help that B& I had two cups of lovely Illy coffee and a bergamot tea before we left home. If you hate schmaltz, jump during a romantic scene. The squeamish should dash out during midmovie icky parts (every encounter takes ten minutes with every type of creature). If you don't like schmaltz or icky creatures, why are you even watching this film?

  • 35 minutes in: Ann and jack start flirt interlude. 10 minutes to skull island
  • 101 minutes in: first giant bug scene alert. 120 seconds later, dino brawl begins
  • 114 minutes in: long bug scene. 4 full minutes until the gross out is over
  • 139 minutes in: Driscoll mistily watches his play. Kong is back in 2 minutes

Cellar
Red – Onyx Priorat 2002
White – Brancott Vineyards 1998 Chardonnay Gisborne Reserve
SparklingScharffenberger NV Brut

Cocktail: Porteno

  • 3/4 ounce bourbon
  • 1/2 ounce Fernet Branca
  • 1/2 ounce cherry brandy
  • 1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
  • 1/2 ounce Falernum or simple syrup

Fill a cocktail shaker two-thirds full of ice and add the all of the ingredients.
Shake for approximately 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.





Sofa Story

30 01 2006

Where do you go to find upholstered sofa units?

High end

Middle of the road

Low End

Rank Desperation

How’s your celebritybingo card holding up?





Dog Yeared

29 01 2006

January 29 is the first day of the new year 4703. The Chinese calendar predates the Gregorian calenar (which goes back only 425 years). There are three ways to name a Chinese years

  • by an animal (like a mascot): the year of the Dog. There are 12 animal names so they are recycled.
  • by its former name. The new year is the year of Yiyou; names are recycled every 60 years
  • by numbers- this is year 4703

Colorful new year’s decoration is popular in front of the house evoking a spring couplet (chun lian) as the new year’s celebration is known as the Spring Festival. It is too windy so I am going to try and get away with a few paper lanterns. A, C, D, M and R are coming to dinner after which L will give a nice talk on his experience in Viet Nam with ORBIS. I am looking foward to that.

Traditional new year’s day foods -

  • a vegetarian dish called “jai” containing root vegetables
    • lotus seed (many male offspring)
    • gingko nut (silver ingots)
    • black moss seaweed (homonymous with exceeding in wealth)
    • dried bean curd (homonymous for fulfiled happiness)
    • bamboo shoots (homonymous with wishing everything well)
    • fresh bean curd or tofu is not included (white – death and misfortune)
  • whole fish (togetherness and abundance)
  • chicken with head, tail and feet (completeness)
  • uncut noodles (long life)
  • in south China – nian gao (sweet steamed glutinous rice pudding) and zong zi (glutinous rice wrapped up in reed leaves)
  • in north China – steamed wheat bread (man tou) and small meat dumplings

Classic foods

  • Nian gao (“sticky”) sounds like “year” and “cake” sounds like “high”. Eating niangao is symbolic o rising higher each year. Also offer niangao to the kitchen god, Zao Jun. He will provide a sweet report on the family as when satisfied it is not easy to criticize. Also his lips will be so sticky from the cakes that he will be unintelligible. That would be me dictating reports at 7 p.m.
  • Fa gao (prosperity cake) is made with wheatflour, sugar and leavened with yeast or baking powder. Batter is steamed until it rises and splits open at the top. “Fa” means to raise, generate or be prosperous.
  • Jiaozi (dumplings) are small mounds of dough dropped into a liquid mixture (soup or stew) and cooked until done, some stuff with meat or vegetables
  • Yusheng, a salad of raw fish and shredded crunchy vegetables (carrots, jicama, picked ginger, pomelo) in a plum sauce dressing was popularized in Singapore and Malaysia.
  • Mandarin oranges (wealth and good fortune) as the word is homonymous with gold
  • Red jujubes to gain prosperity.
  • Whole steamed fish (long life and good fortune) seen in wall decorations of fish themes. “Yu” means fish or surplus so “niannian you yu” means enjoy a surplus of financial security year after year
  • uncut noodles (longevity)
  • Baked goods with seeds (symbol of fertility)

Taboos of the new year

  1. Clean the entire house before New Year’s Eve
  2. All brooms, brushes, dusters and dust pans, and cleaning equipment are put away
  3. Do not sweep (good fortune) away on New Year’s Day
  4. Beginning at the door, dust and rubbish are swept to the middle of the parlor, then placed in the corners and not taken or thrown out until the 5th day (if you sweep the dirt out over the threshold, you will sweep one of the family away)
  5. At no time should you trample upon the rubbish in the corners
  6. Sweep inwards and carry out so no harm will follow – take the rubbish out the back door
  7. At the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, every door and window is opened to let the old year out with firecrackers
  8. All debts are paid by this time and nothing should be lent on this day (or you will be lending all year)
  9. Do not use foul language or unlucky words. This includes negative terms and the word four (Ssu) which sounds like “death”. So no ghost stories and no references to the past year.
  10. No crying. Tolerate the children and do not spank them. Lovely.
  11. Do not wash your hair, washes away good luck for the new year
  12. Red clothing is preferred – bright and happy like your future
  13. Children and unmarried friends, and close relatives are given lai see (little red envelopes with crisp dollar bills for good fortune)
  14. The first person you meet and first words you hear set the tone for the year. That would be my newspaper boy K.
  15. It is lucky to hear or see songbirds or red birds, or swallows
  16. It is unlucky to greet anyone in their bedroom.
  17. Do not use knives or scissors (cuts off fortune)

Greetings

  • contemporary Sin-ni khoai-lok (reflects “happy new year”)
  • traditional: Kung hey fat choi (reflects “congratulations and be prosperous”)
  • suisui pingan (immediately after breaking any object or inauspicious activity)

Decor

  • decorate living rooms with vases of pretty blossoms, platters of oranges and tangerines and a candy tray with 8 varieties of dried sweet fruit
  • on walls and doors are poetic couplets, happy wishes written on red paper sounding better than fortune cookie messages
  • blooming plants to symbolize rebirth and new growth (wealth and high position in career)
  • plum blossoms just starting to bloom are arranged with bamboo and pine sprigs (friends, reliability and perseverance); also, pussy willow, azalea, peony and water lily ornarcissus -without flowers, there will be no fruit!
  • you must bring a bag of oranges and tangerines and enclose a lai see when visiting family or friends during the two week long celebrations. Leaves intact insure that one’s relationship with the other remains secure. For newlyweds, branching of a couple into family with many children. Oranges mean abundant happiness.
  • Candy tray in a circular or octagonal shape is the Tray ofTogetherness to start the new year sweetly. After taking several pieces of candy from the tray, adults place a lai see on the center compartment. Each items is a type of good fortune:

I am trying the new Scharffen Berger champagne, a lovely Riesling and mixing the pomegranate margarita using the E&O recipe.





Salt Lamp

28 01 2006

Rock salt based wellness products are the new black. They allegedly provide healthy ions that purify and energize the air we breathe. Himalayan (halite), Polish and (rarer) Persian Salt Lamp air ionizers are natural produced, cruelty free, ecologically responsible items but I wonder about their touted medical benefit. Iranian blue salt rock crystals can also be used as night lights for children

Crystalline salt is a natural air ionizer that boosts the negative ions in the air. Heated salt crystals pull water molecules from the air (you might see flakes with excessive humidity), the salt goes into solution as water, neutralizing any positive ions (and attached pollution) and emits the neutralized molecule back into its environment. Most common negative ion generators use electrostatic technology to produce ions but stop working becuase of blunting of their fine tipped metallic needles. I am giving the salt lamp a try for a month at least. They do look lovely.





Mostly Mozart

27 01 2006


Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was born 250 years ago today. By age 10, he was famous in Euripe for his prodigious musical talent; his father, Leopold, profited significantly by parading the child genius around Europe where the boy wowed courtesans by playing blindfolded, faultlessly improvising complex pieces, and transcribing difficult works by ear. An iconic whiz kid, he is the go-to archetype for ambitious parents of clever children today.





Week in Wine

26 01 2006

Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay
2003 Beauregard Trout Gulch Vineyard Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay ($25)
2002 Byington Quennevillle Vineyard Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay ($26)
2003 Clos La Chance Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay ($19)
2002 Mount Eden Vineyards Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay ($35)
2003 Ridge Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay ($30)
2003 Thomas Fogarty Santa Cruz Mountains Chardonnay ($25)

Whites
2004 Michel Lynch Bordeaux Sauvignon Blanc ($9)
2004 Casa Lapostolle Casablanca Valley Chardonnay ($10)
2003 Echelon Central Coast Chardonnay ($10)
2005 Four Emus Western Australia Chardonnay ($10)
2005 Oxford Landing South Australia Viognier ($9)

Reds
2003 Laurel Glen Lodi Reds ($10)
2004 Talus Collection Lodi Shiraz ($10)
2004 Red Bicyclette Vin de Pays d'Oc Syrah ($9)
2004 Lindemans South Eastern Australia Bin 55 Shiraz/Cabernet ($8)
2003 Veramonte Casablanca Valley Merlot ($9)





American Life

25 01 2006

At a creche in Germantown, an 8-year-old boy shot a 7-year-old girl with a handgun yesterday, hitting her in the arm but not killing her. The boy, whose father is a convicted felon with a long rap sheet, had bragged that he had access to guns. In the late 1990s, then-Gov. Parris N. Glendening’s task force on gun violence in Maryland pushed for tougher rules mandating safety devices on handguns. In the following years, the state adopted a number of laws — stronger than most in the nation — including a requirement that handguns sold in Maryland be equipped with a childproof locking device, and another forbidding people from leaving loaded firearms within reach of unsupervised children. But other regulations — potentially more effective ones in preventing accidents such as yesterday’s — went nowhere. Most notable was a proposal that guns be “personalized” by incorporating technology restricting a gun’s use to its owner, for instance by using fingerprint recognition. In a study published in 2003, researchers led by Jon S. Vernick of the Johns Hopkins School of Public Health examined 117 unintentional homicide deaths in Maryland from 1991 to 1998, four-fifths of them involving handguns. The conclusion: 37 percent of the deaths could have been prevented by a “personalized” gun.

A third or more U.S. households keep a gun at home, often a loaded one, in the belief that it will protect them from intruders who would do them harm. These guns may furnish some people with a sense of personal security, and at times they do safeguard the lives of innocent homeowners. But the pervasive presence of guns in homes comes with a cost; a substantial body of research suggests that households with guns are more likely to be the scenes of suicides and homicides than those without. More gun safety laws will prevent many incidents, but they won’t protect everyone from lawbreakers such as the father of the Germantown boy. Without stricter federal laws on access to handguns, more of these tragedies will occur.





Yahoo! Male

24 01 2006

Yahoo and Blogger have suddenly inexplicably decided that I must now pass their security test before I can send about 60 percent of my e-mails and post 100% of my blog entries. Not only do I think this is ludicrous, 9 times out of 10 I cannot seem to correctly see the fucking letters and numbers they provide thus turning a simple e-mail message into a nine-hour ordeal and editing a blog entry for typos? Well, forget about it. Am I the only one who finds these things impossible to read?





Theater Chicago

23 01 2006

Cadillac Palace Theater
Little Women–The Musical Jan. 24 – Feb. 5
Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake Feb. 21 – Feb. 26
Tuesdays With Morrie Feb. 28 – Mar. 12
Dame Edna: Back with a Vengeance! Mar. 14 – Mar. 19
Rent Apr. 5 – Apr. 15
Monty Python’s Spamalot Apr. 19 – Jun. 4
Doctor Dolittle Jul. 18 – Jul. 30

Chicago Shakespeare Theater on Navy Pier
Much Ado About Nothing Through Feb. 26
Short Shakespeare! Macbeth Feb. 4 – Apr. 22
A Flea in Her Ear Mar. 10 – Apr. 23
Henry IV, Parts 1 and 2 May. 10 – Jun. 18

Ford Center Oriental Theater
Wicked Open End

Goodman Theater
Pericles Through Feb. 19
A Year With Frog and Toad Through Mar. 5
A Life in Theater
Romance
David Mamet Festival

Steppenwolf
After the Quake through Feb. 19
The Well-Appointed Room Through Mar. 12
Lady Madeline Feb. 11 – Feb. 26
Love Song Mar. 30 – Jun. 4
The Unmentionables Jun. 29 – Aug. 27

Second City
Immaculate Deception Open
Iraqtile Dysfunction Open





Dining Chicago

22 01 2006

Osteria Via Stato
620 N State St
Chicago, IL 60610-5049 View Map
(312) 642-8450
Cross Street: Ontario Street
Directions: El: Red Line to Grand
Northern Italian. Casual. Great food.

Alinea
1723 N Halsted St
Chicago, IL 60614-5501 View Map
(312) 867-0110
Cross Street: Willow Street
Directions: El: Red Line to North/Clybourn
Californian. Superb food. Mind blowing place. Res recommended

Green Zebra
1460 W Chicago Ave
Chicago, IL 60622 View Map
(312) 243-7100
Directions: Bus: 66 to Bishop





Vampire Chronicles

21 01 2006


Lestat de Lioncourt was created by the vampire Magnus. Lestat learned nothing of his maker who destroyed himself the same night Lestat was made. The Vampire Lestat gave the dark gift to his mother Gabrielle, his boyfriend Nicolas, his lover Louis his ward Claudia, and David Talbot.

The Vampire Chronicles
are recounted to a young reporter in San Francisco in the 1990’s by a vampire recounting his life of darkness. Louis was a wealthy sugar plantation owner in New Orleans in the late 1700’s. His wife and daughter die and he is distraught, not caring if he himself lives or dies. He gets drunk in bars in New Orleans trying to drown his sorrows when he catches the eye of Lestat de Lioncourt, a vampire. Lestat eventually attacks Louis and gives him the choice of life as a vampire or death, he chooses to become a vampire.

The story then tells of Louis’ struggle to take human life and live as a vampire and how they made a young girl a vampire and lived for many years as a macabre ‘family’, preying on the wealthy and elite of the time. Louis and the girl Claudia eventually escape Lestat’s tyranny by killing him and fleeing to Paris to find a group of vampires to try and answer Louis’ eternal question of how vampires became to be and how can such evil exist. These questions cannot be answered but another vampire has found out that Louis & Claudia have killed their own kind. Claudia gets murdered by the Parisian vampires in revenge but Louis gets rescued by the leader of this group and promptly sets about killing them all by fire (except the leader The Vampire Armand). The story eventually brings us into the 1990’s where we discover Lestat didn’t die after all and Louis still roams the streets.

His immortal life leads him along a path known to the majority of vampire characters. He is powerful as the only fledgling vampire of the 300 year olf Magnus who was strong at the beginning, a strength that is built upon when he drinks from Akasha the first vampire and Queen of the Damned; this strength enables him to survive the attack upon him by Claudia and Louis. He lives as a mortal again in the Tale of the Body Thief, and has to struggle to regain his vampire body when he realizes he prefers the immortal option.

His next adventure takes him to heaven and hell in the company of Memnoch the Devil who wants Lestat to help him with his plans. After his escape, Lestat is unsure of what he has seen, and what he believes. The stories build upon the tradition of vampires and are heavily homoerotic in nature, focusing on the vampires’ point of view, showing them (homosexuals/vampires) as having similar drives , fears and hopes as anyone else (non-homosexuals/nonvampires). The dark gift passed on by blood is easily an HIV transmission allegory – books composed in the 80s – and, while sexual desire is never explicitly stated, the decision by Lestat and Louis (both male) to become a nontraditional family is. The language used to describe the vampires and their relationships suggests more than friendship. Of course, dear H missed all of this until it was explicitly pointed out during intermission.

Meanwhile , tired of writing about vampires since the eighties, Anne Rice has discovered the sweet Lord and now writes in first person about Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt.

We sat through the inanity of Anne Rice’s mind, Bernie Taupin’s rhyme finder and Elton John’s tinkling that resulted in the abomination called Lestat at the Curran tonight. The previews have not been well received. The designer has artfully created video animations that are the best thing about the show, which lacks choreography and any motion (Lestat in his strongest solo mans the stern of a ship motionless during the entire song). The animations try to conceal the weakness in the music but end up overwhelming the pithy voices (except for Claudia who belts out the raspy country/western “More”). Let me just say you do not walk out humming anything but you really want to pee as the performance is 3 hours long, not including a fifteen minute intermission, whereafter the music of Elton John seeps in shyly. I have never seen a show exceeding two hours which sustained my interest: it is a fait accompli.

Video animations are the rage now to fake expensive sets, like The Woman in White in Londontown (now at the marquis in NYC). They do give the performance an operatic feel (ENO has been using this for some time now) and I could not wait for some more blood sucking simply so I could watch the video which is in sync with the music precisely: an ode to the MTV generation. The text itself is prosaic and has to cover so much ground that I struggled to keep apace of plot development, neither caring nor disdaining anyone save Armand and Claudia. This is the city’s third successive pre-Broadway disappointment (Lennon, which opened late and closed early; Mambo Kings which may never open in NYC as advertised). If there is a rule of three’s, the upcoming revival of A Chorus Line should be a winner. Right now, we only have a sold out Cabaret. I cannot wait to see Slava’s Snow Show

We had a fine but poorly served dinner at Asia de Cuba (Chain. Hotel Clift. Asian with beans) and cocktails at Cortez (Lounge. Hotel Adagio), the evening highlighted by a lovely drug bust, just one bulletproof window thickness from D’s nose, who seemed unnaturally thrilled by the specter of a morbidly obese pannnus peeing on the Streets of San Francisco





Target Audience

20 01 2006

Quick reminder – before you trade in your old video mobile (or computer hard drive), you want to delete all those amateur naughty clips you recorded (or stored) therein. Andy Rooney discovered some very special bonus content on his replacement handset after his old phone broke. Well, it is not the last time. Aleta Kelley of Tucson was “shocked I mean absolutely shocked, there is no other word” to find nearly 80 nude and graphic photos of a middle-aged woman on her supposedly new memory card she purchased at Target. Apparently in preparation for her bizillion-dollar lawsuit, she goes on spewing, “to me this is traumatizing, for my daughter this was traumatizing. It’s horrifying to think if my granddaughter had gotten this.” Of course you know what this means: Target memory card sales are about to skyrocket!





Week in Wine

19 01 2006

Gruner Veltliners
2003 Alzinger Weingarten Smaragd Gruner Veltliner ($33)
2004 Brundlmayer Berg Vogelsang Kamptal Gruner Veltliner ($29)
2004 Dr. Unger Reserve Gottschelle Kremstal Gruner Veltliner ($22)
2004 Glatzer Carnuntum Gruner Veltliner ($13)
2004 Gobelsburg Gobelsburger Kamptal/Kremstal Gruner Veltliner ($16)
2004 Hiedler Loess Kamptal Gruner Veltliner ($15)
2003 Hirsch Lamm Kamptal Gruner Veltliner ($30)
2004 Franz Hirtzberger Rotes Tor Wachau Federspiel Gruner Veltliner ($26)
2004 Hofer Niederosterreich Gruner Veltliner ($12)
2003 Hogl Ried Schon-Viessling Wachau Smaragd Gruner Veltliner ($22)
2002 Johann Donabaum Spitzer Point Wachau Smaragd Gruner Veltliner ($19)
2004 Loimer Lois Austria Veltliner ($12)
2004 Salomon Hochterrassen Kamptal/Kremstal Gruner Veltliner ($15)
2003 Schmelz Hohereck Wachau Smaragd Gruner Veltliner ($35)
2004 Schmelz Steinwand Wachau Federspiel Gruner Veltliner ($18)
2002 Steininger Grand Cru Kamptal Gruner Veltliner ($27)

Whites
2004 Barton & Guestier Vouvray ($9)
2002 Louis Jadot Bourgogne Chardonnay ($9)
2004 Red Bicyclette Vin de Pays d'Oc Chardonnay ($9)

Reds
2004 Barton & Guestier Beaujolais ($10)
2003 Bruno Terraventoux Terres de Truffes Cotes du Ventoux ($12)
2003 Chateau de la Chaize Brouilly ($12)
2003 Domaine de Berane Les Agapes Cotes du Ventoux ($12)
2003 M. Chapoutier Belleruche Cotes-du-Rhone ($12)
2003 Patrick Lesec Selections Cuvee Beaumes Cotes du Rhone ($10)
2003 Val d'Orbieu Les Deux Rives Corbieres ($7





Le Freak

18 01 2006


Pleasanton is on the GoogleMap finally and not in a good way. The solitary parent who attended the dance night (with more than 2000 students) on December 16, 2005 at Foothill High school protested that the freak dancing was shocking. Corine Fanene, a single parent, reported being “shocked” that girls were rubbing the backs of their skimy dresses of boys they were dancing with. “It almost looked like an orgy. Really.” Of course, Corine has been to multiple orgies to throw judgment. This is so Footloose. Matt Campbell, Vice Principal, described freak dancing as simulated sexual activity: it is this year’s Lambada, the Forbidden Dance. He has forbidden it as intolerable. Have these people ever crossed bridge and tunnel to go into the city? Bump and grind people until you are separated by a foot ruler. Our children have been sexualixed to a greater extent and quicker than ever before. In the 70s, we had our social dances, fantasies and stolen kisses. Adult behavior was a taboo, but there are no stop signs and the mystery is gone. Everyone is sophisticated beyond belief, and the kids are freaking out. Who can blame them? The real fault, I believe, is with the Pleasanton moms. 2000 kids and only 1 chaperone. Sweet.





Dining SF

17 01 2006

Vignette Restaurant
665 Bush Street (Orchard Hotel), San Francisco, California; Tel. 1.866.592.7385
Tea menu of over 20 whole leaf teas
Aqua
252 California Street, San Francisco CA 94110
Need expense account. Veggie plate with “to die for” nonfat/low-fat desserts.
Boulevard
1 Mission St., San Francisco CA 94105
Belle Epoque. Zagat-praised. American. Generous portions.
Chapeau!
1408 Clement St. 94118. Richmond District
Wine. Service. Elegant. Date night.
Fleur de Lys
777 Sutter St., San Francisco CA 94109
Red and rich. 4 course gourmet dinners. New emphasis on vegetarian options.
Foreign Cinema
2534 Mission St. 94110. Mission District.
Part Cal-Med bistro, part movie house. Food outshines movies.
Greens
Fort Mason, Buchanan St., at Marina Blvd.
Packed -make reservations. Interesting.
Luna Park
694 Valencia 94110. Mission District.
French-Italian-American. Cous-cous. Salsa verde. Make-your-own s’mores.
McCormick & Kuleto’s Seafood Restaurant
900 North Point Street, San Francisco CA 94109
Seafood. Chain. Tourists. Located in Ghirardelli Square (near Fisherman’s Wharf).
Michael Mina
335 Powell St. 94102. Union Square.
Seafood. Expensive. Hotel Westin St. Francis.
Palio d’Asti
640 Sacramento Street, San Francisco CA 94111
Elegant yet casual. Ligurian and Piemontese. Lovely.
Palomino – San Francisco
345 Spear St., San Francisco CA 94105
Thin-crust pizza. Dessert. Chain.
Postrio – San Francisco
545 Post St., San Francisco CA 94102
Hotel restaurant. Californian. Brunch.
Ponzu
401 Taylor St San Francisco CA 94102
Thai, Malaysian, Japanese, Chinese, and Vietnamese ingredients and cooking styles. Illuminated 125-gallon salt water tanks back the bar.
Puccini & Pinetti
129 Ellis Street, San Francisco CA 94102
Italian grill and American Bar just off Union Square.
Scala’s Bistro
432 Powell St., San Francisco CA 94102
After dinner cocktails in Harry Denton’s Starlight Room in Sir Francis Drake hotel
Sociale
3665 Sacramento (at Spruce), San Francisco CA
Fried olives stuffed with mozzarella. Sfingi, Sicilian doughnut with vanilla gelato
The Last Supper Club
1199 Valencia St. 94110. Mission District.
Italian-American food and white truffle cheese fondue.
Town Hall
342 Howard St. 94105. South of Market.
Zingari
501 Post (at Mason), San Francisco CA 94102
Milanese trattoria and a railroad dining car. People speaking Italian.




Day in Wine

16 01 2006


Car:
Prestige Limousine Bay Area
691-7000

Wine:
Frank Family Vineyard
1091 Larkmead Lane, Calistoga
800.574-9463

Silver Oak Cellars
24625 Oakville Cross Road, Oakville
800-273-8809

Opus One
7900 St Helena Hwy, Oakville
707.944-9442

Regusci
5584 Silverado Trail, Napa
707.254-0403

Lunch:
Bistro Don Giovanni
4110 Howard Lane, Napa
707.224-3300





Ten Over

15 01 2006


You’re a good person and want to make the world a better place by contributing to charity and non profit organizations but simply do not know how much to give or where to give. Sometimes you do not feel you give enough, or you gave too much or you did nto give at all. Make a commitment or personal promise to give 10% of whatever you make over $100,000 each year to charity.

Sometimes it can be confusing as to where the money should go. Examples are renewable energy, victims of hurricans, child victims of war, civil conflict (e.g., in Sudan) or conservation. Check out 10over100 for online sources of information. The site was originated by those who brought you Hot/Not. You can also contribute your expertise on either site.





Twenty Four

14 01 2006


A introduced me to the concept of “24“. I do not watch much telly but this show is quite nicely done and very exciting to watch. It is rare to find movies unfolding in real time. Nick of Time comes to mind. Check out the Jacktracker in real time.





Friday Thirteenth

13 01 2006

Authors of an article published in the British Medical Journal compared road traffic volume to automobile accidents on two different days (Fridays the 6th and 13th) over a period of years. While fewer chose to drive on the latter days, the number of hospital admissions owing to vehicle accidents was significantly higher if they did. As this increase was more than 52%, staying at home was recommended.

Paraskevidekatriphobics (morbid irrational fear of F13) may be thrilled that their fear is not entirely unconfounded. This affects up to 21 million of us, which is 8% of the American population. The inevitable conjunction of the sixth day of the week and the number 13 occurs one to three times annually and appears to portend misfortune to some.





Cheap Stuff

12 01 2006




Week in Wine

11 01 2006

California Petit Syrah
2003 Chiarello Family Vineyards Roux Napa Valley Petite Sirah ($50)
2003 Concannon Central Coast Limited Release Petite Sirah ($15)
2003 Foppiano Vineyards Estate Russian River Valley Petite Sirah ($23)
2004 Michael-David Earthquake Lodi Petite Sirah ($28)
2003 Mitchell Katz Ruby Hill Vineyard Livermore Valley Petite Sirah ($16)
2002 Quixote Panza Stags’ Leap Ranch Napa Valley Petite Syrah ($40)
2003 Quivira Wine Creek Ranch Dry Creek Valley Petite Sirah ($24)
2003 Rosenblum Pickett Road Napa Valley Petite Sirah ($28)
2003 Rosenblum Rockpile Road Vineyard Rockpile Petite Sirah ($36)
2002 Vina Robles Jardine Vineyard Paso Robles Petite Sirah ($26)
2004 Vinum Cellars Pets Clarksburg Petite Sirah ($14)

Whites
2004 Campanile Delle Venezie Pinot Grigio ($9)
2004 Columbia Winery Yakima Valley Pinot Gris ($10)
2004 Ecco Domani Delle Venezie Pinot Grigio ($9)
2004 Fisheye California Pinot Grigio ($9)
2004 HRM Rex Goliath California Pinot Grigio ($9)
2004 Meridian Vineyards California Pinot Grigio ($10)

Reds
2003 Castle Rock Columbia Valley Cabernet Sauvignon ($10)
2004 Castle Rock Lodi Petite Sirah ($10)
2003 Grizzly Flat Lodi Petite Sirah ($10)
2004 McManis Family Vineyards California Petite Sirah ($10)





Alsatian Anderson

10 01 2006

Gewurztraminer
2004 Handley Cellars Anderson Valley Gewurztraminer ($16)
2004 Husch Vineyards Anderson Valley Estate Gewurztraminer ($14)
2004 Lazy Creek Anderson Valley Estate Dry Gewurztraminer ($22)
2004 Londer Vineyards Anderson Valley Dry Gewurztraminer ($21)
2004 Navarro Anderson Valley Estate Bottled Dry Gewurztraminer ($18)

Muscat Blanc
2004 Navarro Anderson Valley Estate Bottled Dry Muscat Blanc ($16)

Pinot Blanc
2004 Raye’s Hill Hein Family Vineyard Anderson Valley Pinot Blanc ($18)
2004 Lazy Creek Hein Vineyards Anderson Valley Pinot Blanc ($22)

Pinot Gris
2004 Claudia Springs Klindt Vineyard Anderson Valley Pinot Gris ($17)

Riesling
2004 Esterlina Cole Ranch Riesling ($16)
2004 Handley Cellars Cole Ranch, Mendocino County White Riesling ($16)
2004 Lazy Creek Toulouse Vineyards Anderson Valley Riesling ($22)





Meme While

9 01 2006

Meme (pron. meem) is a contagious information pattern that replicates by parasitically infecting human minds and altering their behavior, causing them to propagate the pattern. Individual slogans, catch-phrases, melodies, icons, inventions, and fashions are typical memes. An idea or information pattern is not a meme until it causes someone to replicate it, to repeat it to someone else. All transmitted knowledge is memetic. Richard Dawkins, who coined the word in his book The Selfish Gene (as analogy of gene) defines the meme as simply a unit of intellectual or cultural information that survives long enough to be recognized as such, and which can pass from mind to mind. There’s not much of a sense of describing thought processes, but nor is it just a model. God indeed exists, if only as a pattern in brain structures replicated across the minds of billions of people throughout the world. Of course the patterns aren’t physically identical, but they represent the same thing. Just as genes propagate themselves in the gene pool by leading from body to body via sperm or eggs, so memes propagate themselves in the meme pool by leaping from brain to brain via a process which, in the broad sense, can be called imitation. If a scientist hears, or reads about, a good idea, he passes it on to his colleagues and students. He mentions it in his articles and his lectures. If the idea catches on, it can be said to propagate itself, spreading from brain to brain. Memes should be regarded as living structures, not just metaphorically but technically. When you plant a fertile meme in my mind, you literally parasitize my brain, turning it into a vehicle for the meme’s propagation in just the way that a virus may parasitize the genetic mechanism of a host cell. And this isn’t just a way of talking — the meme for, say, ‘belief in life after death’ is actually realized physically, millions of times over, as a structure in the nervous systems of people all over the world. A meme survives in the world because people pass it on to other people, either vertically to the next generation, or horizontally to our fellows. This process is analogous to the way willow genes cause willow trees to spread them, or perhaps closer to the way cold viruses make us sneeze and spread them. It is important to note here that, in contrast to genes, memes are not encoded in any universal code within our brains or in human culture. The meme for vanishing point perspective in two-dimensional art, for example, which first appeared in the sixteenth century, can be encoded and transmitted in German, English or Chinese; it can be described in words, or in algebraic equations, or in line drawings. Nonetheless, in any of these forms, the meme can be transmitted, resulting in a certain recognizable element of realism which appears only in art works executed by artists infected with this meme.

A crucial meme would be “fire” or more importantly, “how to make a fire.” This is a behavioral meme, mind you, one which didn’t necessarily need a word attached to it to spring up and spread, merely a demonstration for another to follow. Once the meme was out there, it would have spread like wildfire, for obvious reasons… But when you start to think of memes like that — behavioral memes — then you can begin to see how language itself, the idea of language, was a meme. Writing was a meme. And within those areas, more specific memes emerged.

Memes, like genes, vary in their fitness to survive in the environment of human intellect. Some reproduce like bunnies, but are very short-lived (fashions), while others are slow to reproduce, but hang around for eons (religions, perhaps?). The fitness of the meme is not necessarily related to the fitness that it confers upon the human being who holds it. The most obvious example of this is the “Smoking is Cool” meme, which does very well for itself while killing off its hosts at a great rate.





Kid Borrowing

8 01 2006

So we are borrowing a kid today. No really. It is San Francisco Family Appreciation Day. You can hit as many attractions as you like between 1100 and 1600, and if you have a kid under 18, you get free admission to 23 different zoos, museums and events. All you need is a kid and proof either of you lives in the city. Sweet.





Day in Wine

7 01 2006

Wine:
Tudal
1015 Big Tree Road, St. Helena, CA 94574
707-963-3947
1998 Cab Sauv
Tractor Shed Red (table)

Napa Cellars
7481 St. Helena Highway, Oakville, CA 94562
800.535.6400

Merryvale
1000 Main Street, St. Helena, CA 94574
(707) 963-2225
Antigua Dessert wine

Cakebread Cellars
8300 St. Helena Highway, Oakville, CA
2002 Merlot

Grgich
1829 St. Helena Hwy, Rutherford, CA 94573
800-532-3057

Food
Pinot Blanc
641 Main Street, St Helena, CA
707-963-6191

Redd
6480 Washington St, Yountville, CA 94599
707.944-2222





Spare Parts

6 01 2006

Mr. William Shatner sold his kidney stone to GoldenPalace.com for $25,000, who donated the proceeds to charity. He had convinced his urologist to give him the stone which had been “dropped” last autumn. Yes, think about its journey when you have the time. Do patients have the opportunity to keep their excised body parts. A general surgeon I knew well collected all the gall stones he removed and joked he had had enough to make a small doll’s house for his daughter, soon to grow up to become a goth glam queen. Most hospitals are willing to return anything from tonsils to kneecaps after the pathologist has examined and sampled materials. Gallstones are easily visually inspected and, as the gall bladder is removed in entirey, you can walk home with stones in your pockets.

Our state supreme court has ruled that we the living have no right to sure for the return of cell lines removed during surgery. JCAHO has no regulations in this area. When you enter hospital, you typically sign a waiver ceding ownership of surgical leaving to the pathology laboratory and archival. Many universities are loathe to give up potential research samples. If you want that kneecap, tell your doctor before the procedure because you will also need to sign a liability waiver. Some societies wish to bury the placenta; others like to serve them (with fava beans and a good Chianti). Some Orthodox Jews need to be buried with all of their parts, including any that might have been removed or amputated.





Week in Wine

5 01 2006

Monterey County Chardonnay

2004 Bernardus Monterey County Chardonnay ($20)
2002 Carmel Road Arroyo Seco Chardonnay ($35)
2004 Five Rivers Monterey County Chardonnay ($10)
2004 Jekel Vineyards Gravelstone Monterey County Chardonnay ($12)
2004 J. Lohr Riverstone Arroyo Seco Chardonnay ($14)
2004 Kali Hart Monterey County Chardonnay ($14)
2004 Morgan Monterey Chardonnay ($20)
2004 Morgan Double L Vineyard Santa Lucia Highlands Chardonnay ($35)
2004 Testarossa Rosella's Vineyard Santa Lucia Highlands Chardonnay ($39)
2003 Ventana Gold Stripe Arroyo Seco Chardonnay ($18)
2003 Carmel Vintner's Selection Monterey County Chardonnay ($23)





Day in Wine

4 01 2006

Frank Family Vineyards
1091 Larkmead Lane, Calistoga
800.574-9463

Pahlmeyer

Napa Wine Company,
7830 – 40 St. Helena Hwy, Oakville, CA 94562
1.800.848.9630

Silver Oak Cellars
24625 Oakville Cross Road, Oakville, CA 94562
800-273-8809
Tour: 1330 $25

PlumpJack
620 Oakville Cross Road, Oakville, CA 94562
707.945-1220

Far Niente
1350 Oakville Dr, Oakville, CA 94562
707.944-2861
Tour: 1300. $40

Opus One
7900 St Helena Highway, Oakville, CA 94562
707.948-2497

Regusci Winery
5584 SIlverado Trail, Napa CA 94558
707.254-0403

Bistro Don Giovanni

4110 Howard Lane, Napa
707-224-3300

Maps of Napa





Banned AIDS

3 01 2006

The Bay area recovers from torrential rains which are an aberration to us and yet we wallow and whine, and our health clubs start their valet parking ritual as the club tourists join in droves depriving the regulars of parking spots. This will end in March as only the hardy survive and I won’t have to put up with watching perfectly coordinated dolled up moms wearing leg warmers (they’re back? I didn’t get the memo) making small talk at the juice bar and not toweling down the machines.

Meanwhile, the tragedy souvenirs of second hand pain have started the new thing “We All Have Aids”. Blasted from tee shirt fronts and building fronts, thanks to Kenneth Cole, it is only a short while before diffusion occurs. First there was the Live Strong rubber bracelet, then there were so many colors to follow that I needed an index card to keep track. Coming soon”We Are All Schizophrenic (Maybe)”, “We All Have Genital Warts”, and so on. Of course, grammatically and semantically the statement is as incorrect as the ‘real women’ of the Dove ads but this panders to the average American’s need to participate in a personal way in any epidemic tragedy or crisis. Quake in Banda Aceh: let’s sell bracelets. We cannot all have AIDS, that is to say a straight male does not have an equal chance of contracting the virus as, just say, a transgendered hooker with a faulty needle exchange program.

So what touched a nerve? Look at any or all of the posters. Each has a slightly different configuration of celebrities and dignitaries (mutually exclusive?) and they all are barefoot. Except for Mr. Nelson Mandela. I am shallow like that but what does this mean?





Listen Well

2 01 2006

The listening room esthetic is the first thing you start with and the last thing we think about. Now that I have the wiring and electronics in place, I have to think seriously about the invisible component that will make or mar the system performance.

Acoustical room treatment is veritably ugly. The most unsightly designs are also among the most expensive. Many designs are now built into the walls and ceilings and covered in fabric to make things aesthetically and sonically pleasing. Universally, retrofitting a room will cost a small fortune. If you go to a dealer that sells acoustic panels, they will try and figure out square footage, i.e., how many will fit in the room to determine what volume or number is needed, than to calculate how much is sonically required (that would be the less expensive option). Items also depend on how far you want to take the room sonically. To create a world class tip top listening room is prohibitively expensive. There is an acoustic jungle out there – the more you ask, the more befuddled you get. To me, it boiled down to sonic benefit, aesthetics and budget, in that order.

Few of us have rectangular roms with flat ceilings, flush doors and items that allow it to be completely closed and hermetically closed. Most listening rooms are shared environments (even my screening room will be shared by my study). Any break in the geometrics compromises sonics. Buy the inexpensive Radio Shack SPL Meter and a test CD that has 1/3 octave test tones and measure the response of the room (these meters are C weighted which means they roll off in the high and low frequencies so you can buy a test CD that is calibrated for these meters such as Rives Audio Test CD 2).

Speaker placement is critical. A good back wall (mine is up against the linen room with puffed insulation and no metallic pipes running through – we had to divert them off axis when we ran into one) behind the speakers is essential to retain the kinetic energy coming from the back wave of the speakers. In the absence of the back wave, you will lose a lot of bass energy. Glass behind the speakers is always a bad idea as it leaks bass badly. Always look for relative symmetry – you do not want a hard wall on one side an a massive opening into a shared area on another. The Rives Audio white paper on speaker positioning will work on virtually any room.

Bass response is the foundation of any musical presentation – as the bass falls, so does everything else. Tip: shell out your maximal budget for the bass module. It is easily hidden away. If the bass is right, everything else can be fixed easily. Room modes occur because there are boundaries (walls, ceiling, floor) that reinforce certain frequencies. Measure the response of your system to your Listening Position. This means you have established your Primary Listening position before doing any of the planning. A theoretically perfect room will still be accurate only within +/- 3dB but most average rooms have deviations of more than 20 dB. Here comes the Math portion! If you have a boost of 80 Hz (this is a wavelength of around 14 feet) then the quarter wavelength is 3.5 feet. If you play the speaker 3.5 feet away from the wall, the 80Hz cancels itself out at the speaker position and thus reduces its effect in the room. If you cannot move the speaker or the bass problem is more extensive, you can correct it with a passive method (a properly tuned capacitative bass trap or Helmholtz resonator) which needs to be custom made, or electrical correction (more practical) using a PARCtreble response with the rest of the frequency response. If it is elevated, add absorption material in the room to tame the treble. The funnily shaped foam in audiophile stores (absorption foam) is rather ugly. Instead you can wrap Owens Corning 703 pressed fiber board 1″ thick after wrapping it in a nice natural fiber fabric. Positioning is key so that the first reflection points are tamed (this is the point on the wall that if you had a mirror on a side wall the listener would look into the mirror and see the speaker). If the wall is bare there, it needs to be absorbed there. Hardwood floors are a no-no, and you will need a heavy pile wool rug to absorb reflected sound.

Midrange is the most critical area and the hardest to get right. This has the vocals, strings, a large portion of piano and guitar – all very critical stuff for me. Listen to some female jazz vocals that have an upright bass and piano. I find Norah Jones is optimal for this testing though I do not necessarily think she is a good singer: she merely records well. If you can hear her breath and every detail in her singing really really clearly, you’re done. If her notes carry on too long or she loses her intelligibility to some degree, you have issues. Intelligibility is tested by having a familiar female person (we ALL have one!) stand at your speakers and talk to you while you are in the listening position. Have her walk closer to you. You will lose intelligbility in a room with a lot of glass and hard surfaces (like a sunroom) so test it in there. To fis these issues, diffusion works well. You could use the ugly wooden slat things but bookshelves WITH books function similarly. They also look good and give the place a nice warm and relaxing feel Books behind the Listening Position work well but you cannot use particle board (no IKEA whatsoever) and the shelves have to be stacked. If there is a room opening behind the listening position, then you need to create an acoustical division with a lot of absorbing material intervening. This calls for professional help.

The ceiling is the most overlooked and vitally most important element.While large cathedral ceilings can be good, they may be a major problem at times as usually there is a back slope behind the listening that reflect energy back to the listener. This (like sidewalls) needs to be absorbed. Fiberglass is a good solution byt RPG makes a BASWaphon, an acoustically absorbing wall that looks like sheetrock and can be painted to match the wall color in the room. It is expensive and a professional job. Some people think they can add diffusion byt adding plants. Diffusion works on the basis of pressure changes but plants are in free space and they will not help a thing. Is the ceiling flat? A flat untreated surface must be broken to break up the surface energy: use a coffered ceiling. You use use fiberboard panels wrapped in ceiling white fabrice and attach them to the ceiling with rotofast screws. If you cut the fiber glass into 2 foot squares and lay them out with a 2 foot space in between, it makes for a very nice symmetric pattern enhancing the sonics and the decor of the room!





Hereby Resolved

1 01 2006


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!

  1. Work less (days)
  2. Work more (in yard)
  3. Spa more.
  4. Travel more.
  5. Play more piano.
  6. Read more.
  7. Give more.
  8. Be nice to everyone, especially the stupid ones in the ER.
  9. Unclutter life.
  10. Keep it simple.
  11. Be less anal. (This will not be achieved)
  12. Fulfil goals*

Good leads to follow:

*Numerical Goals:

  • work no more than 200 days and 100 nights
  • sleep 7 hours nightly
  • complete 2 rooms
  • spa 7 times a week
  • run 1 marathon
  • drop heart rate to 55
  • see 2 new countries
  • piano every day
  • read 26 books
  • give 10% to charity

Yes. I finally have a digital camera.