Round Up

30 11 2005

Cinema
Good – Millions
Bad – Two Girls and a Guy
Fugly – Monster-in-Law

Cellar
Red – Miner Family Vineyard 2000 Cabernet Sauvignon Oakville
White – JanKris 2004 Chardonnay
Sparkling – Zonin Prosecco

Cocktail:
Shake 2 oz pomegranate juice with 2 tbs fresh lime juice and simple syrup
Pour into champagne flute
Top with 4 oz of chilled Grappa Prosecco
Simple. Lovely. Chilling. Thrilling.PROSECCO
*
Canella Prosecco di Conegliano $13
* Borgo Magredo Prosecco $12
* Col Vetoraz Prosecco di Valdobbiadene $12
* Bisol Prosecco Jelo $11
* Santa Margherita Prosecco fi Valdobbiadene $16
* Mionetto IL Prosecco $10
* Riondo Prosecco $10
Tip: Prosecco shipments are infrequent so it is always worth buying a case when the prices dip which is usually once every two quarters.





Wensley Day

29 11 2005

I have been a fan of the Wallace and Gromit series since their three (3) shorts debuted nearly sixteen years ago. Their latest (and only) feature is Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. It is clever and appealed to the kids and adults alike, but on different planes.

Some introductory facts (for newbies):

  • Sixteen years ago, I was introduced to an eccentric cheese loving inventor (Wallace) and his oyal canine companion (Gromit) who actually runs his master’s show in a short called “A Grand Day Out with Wallace and Gromit“. W&G went to the moon and back int he quest for an unlimited supply of cheese. It was 6 years in the making. In 1990, the short was nominated for Best Animated Short (which went to another Park creation, “Creature Comforts“)
  • In 1994, W&G won an Oscar for “Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers” and two years later for “Wallace & Gromit in A Close Shave“. All three shorts won BAFTA awards. I am baffled that there are not more W&G shorts considering the fans number in the legion.
  • W&G is the second collaboration between DreamWorks Animation and Aardman (previously “Chicken Run“)
  • Wallace is hopelessly addicted to cheese, preferably Wensleydale

Some fun facts (for die-hard fans):

  • it took 250 people 5 years to make the film with photography over 18 months
  • each animator produced 5 seconds of film per week
  • 44 pounds of glue were used monthly to stick down sets
  • Victor Quartermaine was known as Tristrum and written in as Lady Tottington’s son
  • Lady Campanula (named for Nick Park’s favorite flowers)’s look changed 40 times in preproduction
  • Victor’s dog, Philip, was originally a Pointer but change to the BUlldog family to make him more English
  • Police Constable Macintosh (PC Mac!) is named after the computers used
  • Carrot on a Hot Tin Roof referes to the 1958 movie version of Tennesee Williams play
  • The hairdressers shop is “Close Shave” in honor of the Oscar winning short which was W&G’s third adventure
  • When the Were-Rabbit stalks the Vicar in the church, it reminds you of a similar one set on the London Underground in “An American Werewolf in London” (1981)
  • Spartichoke refers to “Spartacus” (1960)
  • The Latin motto of the Tottington family inscribed on the Manor House translates roughly as “Manure Liberates Us All”
  • The fairground stand says “Hot Dogs, and Cats, and Burgers” referenceing Dreamworks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg
  • The models are made by 40 skilled workers using modeling clay (or plasticine) called Aard Mix with 42 colors of plasticine used, and 15 pairs of new plasticine hands made weekly for Wallace, and 500 rabbits mafe for the film.
  • New eyes were made for every character every 2 months
  • Ther are 16 versions of Victors in costumes and 15 versions of Laddy Tottingtons in different costumes.
  • All of the wallpaper is hand painted. All of the tools to create the props are proper tools made in miniature
  • Tottington Hall took months to develop and is closest to the National Trust’s Montacute House in Somerset. 100 varieties of foliage were researched and recreated for an authentic look for the countryside, gardens and Tottington hall landscapes but the Lady’s rooftop conservatory features produce not normally grown in England – melons, figs, grapes, vines, peppers and lemons.
  • Various scale models of the anti-Pesto van were made, each for more than the price of an original Austin A35. It has a working suspecion with functioning lights, doors and hood. . For all the ground covered, it only drives half a mile on screen. As it was modeled on an actual A35 Austin van, the Austin Fan Club of the UK renovated an A35 with logos and dents and is currently touring the UK with the number plate HOP2IT. Nick Park own an A35
  • Computer artists referenced smoke rings, neon lights, bubbles, glitter and the science fiction film Metropolis before coming up with the final look for the Mindwaves




Advent Forward

28 11 2005

Advent is the beginning of the Church year beginning yesterday (the fourth Sunday before Christmas Day). It usually begins on the Sunday nearest November 30 and ends on Christmas ever. If the Eve is a Sunday (like it will be this year), then that is counted as the fourth Sunday of Advent, with Christmas Ever proper beginning at sundown.

The primary sanctuary color of Advent is Purple, the color of royalty to welcome the Advent. This is also the color still used in more Catholic chruches and the color of suffering used during Lent and Holy week, thus connecting Jesus’ birth and death. Many churches, however, now use blue to distinguish the Season of Advent from Lent. While Royal Blue is used as a symbol of royalty, churches use bright blue to symboilze the night sky, the anticipation of the impending announcement of the coming of the King, or to symbolize the waters of Genesis I, the beginning of a new creation. Advent means “coming” or arrival and the focus is on the celebration of the birth of Christ in his first advent and the anticipation of his return in his Second Advent.

The beginning of Advent is a time for the hanging of the wreath, decoration of the church with evergreen wreaths, boughs or trees that help to symbolize the renewal of life everlasting. This is accompanied by music, especially choir and hand bells, and Scripture reading. The circle of the wreath is the endlessness of eternity and mercy. The green bespeaks hope in newness and renewal. Candles symbolize the light of God shining within us. The four outer candle are the period of waiting (four centuries) between the prophet Malachi and the birth of Christ. The colors of the candles vary, but there are usually three purple or blue candles. One of the purple candles is lit the first Sunday of advent, a Scrpture is read, a short reading is given and a prayer offered. On subsequent Sundays, previous candles are relit and an additional one lit. The pink candle is usually lit on the third Sunday of Advent but this is variable. The light of the candles is a reminder of hope in the darkness of our lives and reminds us to be a light to the world we live in. The first candle is the candle of Expectation (Hope, or Prophecy). The remaining three are associated with different aspects of the Advent story in different churches, or even in different years. So the sequence might be Bethlehem, Shepherds, Angels; or Peace, love, Joy; or John the Baptist, the Magi, Mary; or the Annunciation, Proclamation, Fulfilment. the third candle, usualy for the third or fourth Sunday is Pink or Rose for Joy. The center (Christ) candle is lit on Christmas ever or Day. As many Protestant churches do not have services on those days, it may be lit on the sunday before Christmas. All five candles continue to be lit in services through Epiphany (January 6). The central location indicates the incarnation is the heart of the season and gives light to the world.

The critical success of Advent is that it can be observed in the home and the church. It is a time to involve children in activities that connect to the Church. An advent calendar keeps the children’s interest high. While there is a wide variety, the one I enjoy is simply a card or poster with windows that can be opened, one each day of Advent to reveal some symbol associated with the Old Testament story leading up to the birth of Chirst. It is ironic to see how frail and imperfect the “heroes” are: Abraham is a coward who cannot believe the promise; Jacob is a cheat who struggles with all; Joseph is an immature and arrogant teen; Moses is an impatient murdered who cannot wait for God; Gideon is the cowardly Ball worshipper; Samson is a womanizing drunk; David is a power crazy adulterer; Solomon is the unwise wise man; Hezekian is the reforming king who could not go quite far enough and a very young Jewish girl evolves from a small village in a remote corner of a great empire. It does not quite have the cache of Jessica Simpson breaking up with Nick Lachey, but would have made the In Touch Weekly of yore.





Bonded Labor

27 11 2005

Since it is Thanksgiving weekend coming up, I will be watching a Bond marathon as usual simply because I do not do turkey.

The official Bond films are

Non-canonical ones that I cannot count

  1. Charles K Feldman’s Casino Royale (1954 on telly, and 1967)
  2. Never Say Never Again
  3. Goldeneye: The Secret Life of Ian Fleming, the Real James Bond (1989)




Bond Free

26 11 2005
  • Bond debuted in the novel Casino Royale in 1952
  • Bond was based on Dr. John Dee, the first British secret agent
  • James Bond was the author of a book Mr Fleming read, “Birds of the West Indies”
  • Dr No was the first Bond film
  • Bond pretended to work for Universal Exports
  • The armorer who supplies Bond is Q, for Quartermaster, played b y Desmond Llewellyn in 17 Bond films
  • In the Goldfinger novel, Pussy Galore is lesbian
  • While having appeared as Bond seven times, Mr Connery says “shaken, not stirred” only once, in GOldfinger
  • On her Majesty’s Secret Service is the longest Bond film. 140 minutes
  • George Lazenby is the only one to play Bond only once
  • Smirnoff is the vodka always used by Bond in his martinis
  • SPECTRE is SPecial Executive for Coutner Intelligence Terrorism Revenge Extortion
  • SMERSH is a Russian acronym for SMERt SHpionam (Death to Spies)
  • The satellite dish in Goldeneye was used in Contact
  • By the Goldeneye contract, Mr. Brosnan is forbidden to appear in any other film wearing a tuxedo
  • Goldeneye is the nickname of Mr Fleming’s beachfront house in Jamaica where he wrote the Bond novels. It is also the first Bond film to be released on DVD
  • Bond’s parents were killed in a climbing accident
  • The longest precredit sequence in any Bond film is in The World is Not Enough (15 minutes)
  • Monraker has excerpts from themes from Close Encounters of the Third Kind and the Magnificent Seven.
  • Bond films have been nominated 10 times for Academy awards, five for technical and five for musical categories




Thoughtful Food

25 11 2005

In 1621 the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag Indians shared an autumn harvest feast which is now known as the first Thanksgiving. While cooking methods and table etiquette have changed as the holiday has evolved, the meal is still consumed today with the same spirit of celebration and overindulgence.

What Was Actually on the Menu?
What foods topped the table at the first harvest feast? Historians aren’t completely certain about the full bounty, but it’s safe to say the pilgrims weren’t gobbling up pumpkin pie or playing with their mashed potatoes. Following is a list of the foods that were available to the colonists at the time of the 1621 feast. However, the only two items that historians know for sure were on the menu are venison and wild fowl, which are mentioned in primary sources. The most detailed description of the “First Thanksgiving” comes from Edward Winslow from A Journal of the Pilgrims at Plymouth, in 1621:

“Our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fowling, that so we might after a special manner rejoice together after we had gathered the fruit of our labors. They four in one day killed as much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the company almost a week. At which time, among other recreations, we exercised our arms, many of the Indians coming amongst us, and among the rest their greatest king Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and feasted, and they went out and killed five deer, which they brought to the plantation and bestowed upon our governor, and upon the captain, and others. And although it be not always so plentiful as it was at this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want that we often wish you partakers
of our plenty.

Seventeenth Century Table Manners:
The pilgrims didn’t use forks; they ate with spoons, knives, and their fingers. They wiped their hands on large cloth napkins which they also used to pick up hot morsels of food. Salt would have been on the table at the harvest feast, and people would have sprinkled it on their food. Pepper, however, was something that they used for cooking but wasn’t available on the table.

In the seventeenth century, a person’s social standing determined what he or she ate. The best food was placed next to the most important people. People didn’t tend to sample everything that was on the table (as we do today), they just ate what was closest to them.

Serving in the seventeenth century was very different from serving today. People weren’t served their meals individually. Foods were served onto the table and then people took the food from the table and ate it. All the servers had to do was move the food from the place where it was cooked onto the table.

Pilgrims didn’t eat in courses as we do today. All of the different types of foods were placed on the table at the same time and people ate in any order they chose. Sometimes there were two courses, but each of them would contain both meat dishes, puddings, and sweets.

More Meat, Less Vegetables
Our modern Thanksgiving repast is centered around the turkey, but that certainly wasn’t the case at the pilgrims’s feasts. Their meals included many different meats. Vegetable dishes, one of the main components of our modern celebration, didn’t really play a large part in the feast mentality of the seventeenth century. Depending on the time of year, many vegetables weren’t available to the colonists.

The pilgrims probably didn’t have pies or anything sweet at the harvest feast. They had brought some sugar with them on the Mayflower but by the time of the feast, the supply had dwindled. Also, they didn’t have an oven so pies and cakes and breads were not possible at all. The food that was eaten at the harvest feast would have seemed fatty by 1990’s standards, but it was probably more healthy for the pilgrims than it would be for people today. The colonists were more active and needed more protein. Heart attack was the least of their worries. They were more concerned about the plague and pox.

Surprisingly Spicy Cooking
People tend to think of English food at bland, but, in fact, the pilgrims used many spices, including cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, pepper, and dried fruit, in sauces for meats. In the seventeenth century, cooks did not use proportions or talk about teaspoons and tablespoons. Instead, they just improvised. The best way to cook things in the seventeenth century was to roast them. Among the pilgrims, someone was assigned to sit for hours at a time and turn the spit to make sure the meat was evenly done.

Since the pilgrims and Wampanoag Indians had no refrigeration in the seventeenth century, they tended to dry a lot of their foods to preserve them. They dried Indian corn, hams, fish, and herbs.

Dinner for Breakfast: Pilgrim Meals:
The biggest meal of the day for the colonists was eaten at noon and it was called noonmeat or dinner. The housewives would spend part of their morning cooking that meal. Supper was a smaller meal that they had at the end of the day. Breakfast tended to be leftovers from the previous day’s noonmeat.

In a pilgrim household, the adults sat down to eat and the children and servants waited on them. The foods that the colonists and Wampanoag Indians ate were very similar, but their eating patterns were different. While the colonists had set eating patterns–breakfast, dinner, and supper–the Wampanoags tended to eat when they were hungry and to have pots cooking throughout the day.





Giving Thanks

24 11 2005

Thanksgiving is an annual holiday observed in the US. The holiday is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November, and is generally considered the second biggest after Christmas.

Thanksgiving is closely related to harvest festivals that had long been a traditional holiday in much of Europe. The first North American celebration of these festivals by Europeans was held in Newfoundland by Martin Frobisher and the Frobisher Expedition in 1578. Another such festival occurred on December 4, 1619 when 38 colonists from Berkeley Parish in England disembarked in Virginia and gave thanks to God. Prior to this, there was also a Thanksgiving feast celebrated by Francisco Vasques de Coronado (along with friendly Teya Indians) on 23 May 1541 in Texas’ Palo Duro Canyon, to celebrate his expedition’s discovery of food supplies. Some hold this to be the true first Thanksgiving in North America. Another such event occurred a quarter century later on September 8, 1565 in St. Augustine when Pedro Menéndez de Avilés landed; he and his men shared a feast with the natives.

Thanksgiving is traditionally celebrated with a large dinner shared among friends and family. In both Canada and the United States, it is an important family gathering, and people often travel long distances to be with relations for the celebration. The Thanksgiving holiday is often a “four-day weekend” in the United States, in which Americans are given the relevant Thursday and Friday off. Thanksgiving is usually celebrated almost entirely at home, unlike the Fourth of July or Christmas, which are associated with a variety of shared public experiences (fireworks, caroling, etc.). In Canada, it is a three-day weekend, as Thanksgiving is observed on the second Monday of October every year.

Since at least the 1930s, the Christmas shopping season in the U.S. traditionally begins when Thanksgiving ends. In New York City, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is held annually every Thanksgiving Day in Midtown Manhattan. The parade features moving stands with specific themes, scenes from Broadway plays, large balloons of cartoon characters and TV personalities, and high school marching bands. It always ends with the image of Santa Claus passing the reviewing stand. Thanksgiving parades also occur in other cities such as Plymouth, Houston, Philadelphia (which claims the oldest parade), and Detroit (where it is the only major parade of the year). Because of the earlier date, Santa Claus parades in Canada do not fall on Thanksgiving; the only major parade on that day in Canada is the Oktoberfest parade in Kitchener-Waterloo.

While the biggest day of shopping of the year in the U.S., as measured by customer traffic, is still the Black Friday after Thanksgiving (the biggest by sales volume is either the Saturday before Christmas or December 23), most shops start to stock for and promote the December holidays immediately after Halloween, and sometimes even before.

American football is often a major part of Thanksgiving celebrations in the U.S. and likewise Canadian football in Canada. Professional games are traditionally played on Thanksgiving Day in both countries; until recently in the U.S., these were the only games played during the week apart from Sunday or Monday night. The Detroit Lions of the American National Football League have hosted a game every Thanksgiving Day since 1934, with the exception of 1939–1944 (due to World War II). The Dallas Cowboys have hosted every Thanksgiving Day since 1966, with the exception of 1975 and 1977 when the then-St. Louis Cardinals hosted. Additionally, many college and high school football games are played over Thanksgiving weekend, often between regional or historic rivals.

U.S. tradition associates the holiday with a meal held in 1621 by the Wampanoag and the PIlgrims who settled in Plymouth, Massachusetts. Some of the details of the American Thanksgiving story are myths that developed in the 1890s and early 1900s as part of the effort to forge a common national identity in the aftermath of the Civil War and in the melting pot of new immigrants. Most people recognize the first Thanksgiving as taking place on an unremembered date, sometime in the autumn of 1621, when the Pilgrims held a three-day feast to celebrate the bountiful harvest they reaped following their first winter in North America.

The Pilgrims did not hold Thanksgiving again until 1623, when it followed a drought, prayers for rain and a subsequent rain shower. Irregular Thanksgivings continued after favorable events and days of fasting after unfavorable ones. Gradually an annual Thanksgiving after the harvest developed in the mid-17th century. This did not occur on any set day or necessarily on the same day in different colonies in America.

Some, including historian Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr., point out that the first time colonists from Europe gave thanks in what would become the United States was on December 4, 1619, in Berkeley, Virginia. That was when the thirty-eight members of The Stanford Company landed there after a three-month voyage in the Margaret. Having been recruited from Gloucestershire to establish a colony in the New World, the men were under orders to give thanks when they arrived, so the first thing they did was to kneel down and do so. In November 1970, their descendants returned to Plymouth to publicize the true story of Thanksgiving and, along with about two hundred other Indians from around the country, to observe a national day of Indian mourning.”

The Pilgrims set apart a day for thanksgiving at Plymouth immediately after their first harvest, in 1621; the Massachusetts Bay Colony for the first time in 1630, and frequently thereafter until about 1680, when it became an annual festival in that colony; and Connecticut as early as 1639 and annually after 1647, except in 1675. The Dutch in New Netherlands appointed a day for giving thanks in 1644 and occasionally thereafter. During the American Revolutionary War the Continental Congress appointed one or more thanksgiving days each year, except in 1777, each time recommending to the executives of the various states the observance of these days in their states. George Washington, leader of the revolutionary forces in the American Revolutionary War, proclaimed a Thanksgiving in December 1777 as a victory celebration honoring the defeat of the British at Saratoga. The Continental Congress proclaimed annual December Thanksgivings from 1777 to 1783, except in 1782.

George Washington again proclaimed Thanksgivings, now as President, in 1789 and 1795. President John Adams declared Thanksgivings in 1798 and 1799. President Madison, in response to resolutions of Congress, set apart a day for thanksgiving at the close of the War of 1812. Madison declared the holiday twice in 1815; however, none of these was celebrated in autumn. One was annually appointed by the governor of New York from 1817. In some of the Southern states there was opposition to the observance of such a day on the ground that it was a relic of Puritanical bigotry, but by 1858 proclamations appointing a day of thanksgiving were issued by the governors of 25 states and two Territories. Since 1863, Thanksgiving has been observed annually in the United States.

In 1939, President Franklin D. Roosevelt declared that Thanksgiving would be the next to last Thursday of November rather than the last. With the country still in the midst of The Great Depression, Roosevelt thought this would give merchants a longer period to sell goods before Christmas. Increasing profits and spending during this period, Roosevelt hoped, would aid bringing the country out of the Depression. At the time, it was considered inappropriate to advertise goods for Christmas until after Thanksgiving. However, Roosevelt’s declaration was not mandatory; twenty-three states went along with this recommendation, and 22 did not. Other states, like Texas, could not decide and took both weeks as government holidays. Roosevelt persisted in 1940 to celebrate his “Franksgiving,” as it was termed. The U.S. Congress in 1941 split the difference and established that the Thanksgiving would occur annually on the fourth Thursday of November, which was sometimes the last Thursday and sometimes the next to last. On November 26 that year President Roosevelt signed this bill into U.S. law. President Truman receiving a Thanksgiving turkey from members of the Poultry and Egg National Board and other representatives of the turkey industry, outside the White House.

Since 1947, or possibly earlier, the National Turkey Federation has presented the President of the United States with one live turkey and two dressed turkeys. The live turkey is pardoned and lives out the rest of its days on a peaceful farm. While it is commonly held that this tradition began with Harry Truman in 1947, the Truman Library has been unable to find any evidence for this. Still others claim that that the tradition dates back to Abraham Lincoln pardoning his son’s pet turkey. Both stories have been quoted in more recent presidential speeches.

In more recent years, two turkeys have been pardoned, in case the original turkey becomes unavailable for presidential pardoning. Since 2003 the public has been invited to vote for the two turkeys’ names. In 2005, they were named Marshmallow and Yam; 2004’s turkeys were named Biscuit and Gravy; in 2003, Stars and Stripes. Since 1970, a group of Native Americans and others have held a National Day of Mourning protest on Thanksgiving at Plymouth Rock in Plymouth, Massachusetts.

The centerpiece of contemporary Thanksgiving in the United States and Canada is a large meal, starring a large roasted turkey. Because turkey is the most common main dish of a Thanksgiving dinner, Thanksgiving is sometimes colloquially called Turkey Day in the USA. The USDA estimated that 269 million turkeys were raised in the country in 2003, about one-sixth of which were destined for a Thanksgiving dinner plate.

Foods other than turkey are sometimes served as the main dish for a Thanksgiving dinner. Goose and duck, foods which were traditional European centerpieces of Christmas dinners before being displaced by turkeys, are now ironically sometimes served in place of the Thanksgiving turkey. On the West Coast of the United States, Dungeness crab is common as an alternate main dish, as crab season starts in early November. Turducken, a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken, is becoming more popular, from its base in Louisiana. Deep-fried turkey is rising in popularity as well, requiring special fryers to hold the large bird, and reportedly leading to fires and bad burns. In Maryland, sauerkraut is eaten. Sometimes a variant recipe for cooking turkey could be used, for example a Chinese recipe for goose could be used on the similarly-sized American bird. Vegetarians or vegans may try tofurkey, a tofu based dish with imitation turkey flavor.

Many other foods are served alongside the main dish—so many that, because of the amount of food, the Thanksgiving meal is sometimes served midday or early afternoon to make time for all the eating, and preparation may begin at the crack of dawn or days before.

Traditional Thanksgiving foods are sometimes specific to the day, and although some of the foods might be seen at any semi-formal meal in the United States, the meal often has something of a ritual or traditional quality.

Commonly served dishes include cranberry sauce, gravy, mashed potatoes, candied yams, green beans or green bean casserole, and stuffing. For dessert, various pies are served, particularly pumpkin pie, apple pie and pecan pie. There are also regional differences as to the “stuffing” (or “dressing”) traditionally served with the turkey. Southerners generally make theirs from cornbread, while in other parts of the country white bread is the base. One or several of the following may be added: oysters, apples, chestnuts, raisins, celery and/or other vegetables, sausage or the turkey’s giblets.

Other dishes reflect the region or cultural background of those who have come together for the meal. For example, Italian-Americans often have lasagna on the table and Ashkenazi Jews may serve noodle kugel, a sweet pudding. Irish-Americans have been known sometimes to substitute the turkey with prime rib of beef. Those of the vegetarian or vegan persuasion have been known to come up with alternative entree centerpieces such as a large vegetable pie or a stuffed and baked pumpkin.

In certain parts of the United States, the name for Thanksgiving can be shortened or changed. These nicknames include: Turkey Day (after the traditional Thanksgiving dinner), T-Day (abbreviation of either “Thanksgiving” or “Turkey”), Macy’s Day (exclusive to New York City , a reference to the parade, above, as in “Macy’s Day Parade” instead of the proper “Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade”). In Canada, the Thanksgiving in the United States is sometimes referred to as Yanksgiving to distinguish it from the Canadian holiday. Smart arses.





Mayflower Myths

23 11 2005
Myth: The first Thanksgiving was in 1621 and the pilgrims celebrated it every year thereafter.
Fact: The first feast wasn’t repeated, so it wasn’t the beginning of a tradition. In fact, the colonists didn’t even call the day Thanksgiving. To them, a thanksgiving was a religious holiday in which they would go to church and thank God for a specific event, such as the winning of a battle. On such a religious day, the types of recreational activities that the pilgrims and Wampanoag Indians participated in during the 1621 harvest feast — dancing, singing secular songs, playing games — wouldnt have been permitted. The feast was a secular celebration so it never would have been considered a thanksgiving in the pilgrims’ minds.

Myth:
The original Thanksgiving feast took place on the fourth Thursday of November.
Fact: The original feast in 1621 occurred sometime between September 21 and November 11. Unlike our modern holiday, it was three days long. The event was based on English harvest festivals, which traditionally occurred around the 29th of September. After that first harvest was completed by the Plymouth colonists, Gov. William Bradford proclaimed a day of thanksgiving and prayer, shared by all the colonists and neighboring Indians. In 1623 a day of fasting and prayer during a period of drought was changed to one of thanksgiving because the rain came during the prayers. Gradually the custom prevailed in New England of annually celebrating thanksgiving after the harvest.During the American Revolution a yearly day of national thanksgiving was suggested by the Continental Congress. In 1817 New York State adopted Thanksgiving Day as an annual custom, and by the middle of the 19th century many other states had done the same. In 1863 President Abraham Lincoln appointed a day of thanksgiving as the last Thursday in November, which he may have correlated it with the November 21, 1621, anchoring of the Mayflower at Cape Cod. Since then, each president has issued a Thaknsgiving Day Proclamation. President Franklin D. Roosevelt set the date for Thanksgiving to the fourth Thursday of November in 1939 (approved by Congress in 1941).Myth: The pilgrims wore only black and white clothing. They had buckles on their hats, garments, and shoes.
Fact: Buckles did not come into fashion until later in the seventeenth century and black and white were commonly worn only on Sunday and formal occasions. Women typically dressed in red, earthy green, brown, blue, violet, and gray, while men wore clothing in white, beige, black, earthy green, and brown.

Myth: The pilgrims brought furniture with them on the Mayflower.
Fact: The only furniture that the pilgrims brought on the Mayflower was chests and boxes. They constructed wooden furniture once they settled in Plymouth.

Myth: The Mayflower was headed for Virginia, but due to a navigational mistake it ended up in Cape Cod Massachusetts.
Fact: The Pilgrims were in fact planning to settle in Virginia, but not the modern-day state of Virginia. They were part of the Virginia Company, which had the rights to most of the eastern seaboard of the U.S. The pilgrims had intended to go to the Hudson River region in New York State, which would have been considered “Northern Virginia,” but they landed in Cape Cod instead. Treacherous seas prevented them from venturing further south.





Week in Wine

22 11 2005

Oregon Pinot Noirs
2004 Argyle Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $20
2003 Benton-Lane Oregon Pinot Noir: $21
2004 Broadley Vineyards Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $18
2003 Chehalem 3 Vineyard Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $27
2003 Cristom Reserve Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $35
2004 Domaine Coteau Yamhill County Pinot Noir: $27
2003 Elk Cove Vineyards Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $24
2004 Elle Reve Oregon Pinot Noir: $35
2004 Kirkland Signature Oregon Pinot Noir: $14
2004 Raptor Ridge Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $20
2003 Rex Hill Vineyards Oregon Pinot Noir: $19
2003 Witness Tree Willamette Valley Pinot Noir: $24





Diablo Dining

21 11 2005

Local fine restaurants as rated by the readers of Diablo magazine:

  • Duck Club, The
    • 3287 Mt Diablo Blvd, Lafayette
    • 283-7108
  • Eccolo
    • 1820 Fourth Street, Berkeley
    • 510.644-0444
  • Lalime’s
    • 1329 Gilman Street, Berkeley
    • 510.527-9838
  • Pearl
    • 5634 College Ave, Oakland
    • 510.654-5426
  • Prima
    • 1522 N Main Street, Walnut Creek
    • 925-935-7780
  • Va de Vi
    • 1511 Mt Diablo Blvd, Walnut Creek
    • 925.979-0100
  • Wente
    • 5050 Arroyo Road, Livermore
    • 925.456-2450




Bird Flew

20 11 2005

We have insufficient vaccine to address the needs of our population in case of a bird flu pandemic for at least three years despite major proposed investments.

The Center for Diseases Control has released information regarding the dreaded bird flu

What is avian influenza?
Bird flu is an infection caused by avian (bird) influenza (flu) viruses. These flu viruses occur naturally among birds. Wild birds worldwide carry the viruses in their intestines, but usually do not get sick from them. However, bird flu is very contagious among birds and can make some domesticated birds, including chickens, ducks, and turkeys, very sick and kill them.

Do bird flu viruses infect humans?
Bird flu viruses do not usually infect humans, but more than 100 confirmed cases of human infection with bird flu viruses have occurred since 1997. For example, the World Health Organization (WHO) maintains situation updates and cumulative reports of human cases of avian influenza A (H5N1). Please visit the WHO links for additional information, as well as links to previous situation updates and cumulative reports.

What are the symptoms of bird flu in humans?

Symptoms of bird flu in humans have ranged from typical flu-like symptoms (fever, cough, sore throat and muscle aches) to eye infections, pneumonia, severe respiratory diseases (such as acute respiratory distress), and other severe and life-threatening complications. The symptoms of bird flu may depend on which virus caused the infection.

How does bird flu spread?

Infected birds shed flu virus in their saliva, nasal secretions, and feces. Susceptible birds become infected when they have contact with contaminated excretions or surfaces that are contaminated with excretions. It is believed that most cases of bird flu infection in humans have resulted from contact with infected poultry or contaminated surfaces. The spread of avian influenza viruses from one ill person to another has been reported very rarely, and transmission has not been observed to continue beyond one person.

How is bird flu in humans treated?
Studies done in laboratories suggest that the prescription medicines approved for human flu viruses should work in preventing bird flu infection in humans. However, flu viruses can become resistant to these drugs, so these medications may not always work. Additional studies are needed to prove the effectiveness of these medicines.

What is the risk to us from bird flu?
The risk from bird flu is generally low to most people because the viruses occur mainly among birds and do not usually infect humans. However, during an outbreak of bird flu among poultry (domesticated chicken, ducks, turkeys), there is a possible risk to people who have contact with infected birds or surfaces that have been contaminated with excretions from infected birds. The current outbreak of avian influenza A (H5N1) among poultry in Asia and Europe (see below) is an example of a bird flu outbreak that has caused human infections and deaths. In such situations, people should avoid contact with infected birds or contaminated surfaces, and should be careful when handling and cooking poultry. For more information about avian influenza and food safety issues, visit the World Health Organization website. In rare instances, limited human-to-human spread of H5N1 virus has occurred, and transmission has not been observed to continue beyond one person.

What is H5N1 virus?
Influenza A (H5N1) virus – also called “H5N1 virus” – is an influenza A virus subtype that occurs mainly in birds. Like all bird flu viruses, H5N1 virus circulates among birds worldwide, is very contagious among birds, and can be deadly.

Outbreaks of influenza H5N1 occurred among poultry in eight countries in Asia ( Cambodia , China , Indonesia , Japan , Laos , South Korea , Thailand , and Vietnam ) during late 2003 and early 2004. At that time, more than 100 million birds in the affected countries either died from the disease or were killed in order to try to control the outbreak. By March 2004, the outbreak was reported to be under control. Beginning in late June 2004, however, new outbreaks of influenza H5N1 among poultry were reported by several countries in Asia ( Cambodia , China [ Tibet ], Indonesia , Kazakhastan , Malaysia , Mongolia , Russia [ Siberia ], Thailand , and Vietnam ). It is believed that these outbreaks are ongoing. Most recently, influenza H5N1 has been reported among poultry in Turkey and Romania . Mongolia and Croatia have reported outbreaks of H5N1 in wild, migratory birds. Human infections of influenza A (H5N1) have been reported in Cambodia , China , Indonesia , Thailand , and Vietnam.

Administrative Region. The virus caused severe respiratory illness in 18 people, 6 of whom died. Since that time, there have been other cases of H5N1 infection among humans. Recent human cases of H5N1 infection that have occurred in Cambodia , Thailand , and Vietnam have coincided with large H5N1 outbreaks in poultry. The World Health Organization (WHO) also has reported human cases in Indonesia . Most of these cases have occurred from contact with infected poultry or contaminated surfaces; however, it is thought that a few cases of human-to-human spread of H5N1 have occurred.

So far, spread of H5N1 virus from person to person has been rare and has not continued beyond one person. However, because all influenza viruses have the ability to change, scientists are concerned that the H5N1 virus one day could be able to infect humans and spread easily from one person to another. Because these viruses do not commonly infect humans, there is little or no immune protection against them in the human population. If the H5N1 virus were able to infect people and spread easily from person to person, an influenza pandemic (worldwide outbreak of disease) could begin. No one can predict when a pandemic might occur. However, experts from around the world are watching the H5N1 situation in Asia very closely and are preparing for the possibility that the virus may begin to spread more easily and widely from person to person.

How is bird flu in humans treated?
The H5N1 virus currently infecting birds in Asia that has caused human illness and death is resistant to amantadine and rimantadine, two antiviral medications commonly used for influenza. Two other antiviral medications, oseltamavir and zanamavir, would probably work to treat flu caused by the H5N1 virus, but additional studies still need to be done to prove their effectiveness.

Is there a vaccine?
There currently is no commercially available vaccine to protect humans against the H5N1 virus that is being seen in Asia and Europe . However, vaccine development efforts are taking place. Research studies to test a vaccine to protect humans against H5N1 virus began in April 2005, and a series of clinical trials is underway. For more information about the H5N1 vaccine development process, visit the National Institutes of Health website.

What is our risk?
The current risk to Americans from the H5N1 bird flu outbreak in Asia is low. The strain of H5N1 virus found in Asia and Europe has not been found in the United States . There have been no human cases of H5N1 flu in the United States . It is possible that travelers returning from affected countries in Asia could be infected if they were exposed to the virus. Since February 2004, medical and public health personnel have been watching closely to find any such cases.

What are CDC recommendations?
In February 2004, CDC provided U.S. health departments with recommendations for enhanced surveillance (“detection”) in the U.S. of avian influenza A (H5N1). Follow-up messages, distributed via the Health Alert Network, were sent to the health departments on August 12, 2004 , and February 4, 2005 ; both alerts reminded health departments about how to detect (domestic surveillance), diagnose, and prevent the spread of avian influenza A (H5N1). The alerts also recommended measures for laboratory testing for H5N1 virus. CDC currently advises that travelers to countries with known outbreaks of influenza A (H5N1) avoid poultry farms, contact with animals in live food markets, and any surfaces that appear to be contaminated with feces from poultry or other animals. CDC does not recommend any travel restrictions to affected countries at this time. For more information, visit Travelers’ Health.

CDC is taking part in a number of pandemic prevention and preparedness activities, including:

  • Providing leadership to the National Pandemic Influenza Preparedness and Response Task Force, created in May 2005 by the Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
  • Working with the Association of Public Health Laboratories on training workshops for state laboratories on the use of special laboratory (molecular) techniques to identify H5 viruses.
  • Working with the Council of State and Territorial Epidemiologists and others to help states with their pandemic planning efforts.
  • Working with other agencies such as the Department of Defense and the Veterans Administration on antiviral stockpile issues.
  • Working with the World Health Organization (WHO) and Vietnamese Ministry of Health to investigate influenza H5N1 in Vietnam and to provide help in laboratory diagnostics and training to local authorities.
  • Performing laboratory testing of H5N1 viruses.
  • Starting a $5.5 million initiative to improve influenza surveillance in Asia .
  • Holding or taking part in training sessions to improve local capacities to conduct surveillance for possible human cases of H5N1 and to detect influenza A H5 viruses by using laboratory techniques.
  • Developing and distributing reagents kits to detect the currently circulating influenza A H5N1 viruses.
  • Working together with WHO and the National Institutes of Health (NIH) on safety testing of vaccine seed candidates and to develop additional vaccine virus seed candidates for influenza A (H5N1) and other subtypes of influenza A virus.




Sales Force

19 11 2005

What are Shoppers’ Holidays? In America, there are three -

  1. Friday after Thanksgiving. The Olympics for mall addicts. These people have a game plan. A map even. Some hit the stores as early as 0500, and sometimes do not return until after midnight with their booty. I confess I was dragged as a kid to one just so that my supervising adult guardian could get me some free coffee and a doughnut. Shudder. The coffee did taste awesome though.
  2. Moonlight Madness. Five days preceding Christmas!
  3. Day After Christmas. You can save up to 90% on Christmas wrap,d ecorations, lights, bbows, the works. You can also buy toys ahead for birthdays or even next Christmas. You can pretty much save on everything.

So you’re a shopaholic. Here’s a ten step program for your people -

  1. Have kids. Between braces, petrol for soccer and a college education fund, you will have less money to spend.
  2. Become a stay at home parent. Even less money. Sweet.
  3. Buy a pet. They mess up the carpeting and tear the window treatments if you leave them alone too long.
  4. Take your in-laws shopping. This is like aversion therapy.
  5. Take your kids with you. Or just rent some for the afternoon. You have not shopped until you have watched a three- year old have a meltdown over something spectacularly inconsequential.
  6. Go to a store with terrible customer service. Oh, what am I saying? Go to a mall. That pretty much covers it. The longer you wait and the more arrogant they are (insure they work on commission – it usually makes them really horrible people), the more you will detest their parking lot. Aversion therapy.
  7. Try on swim suits. Those multiple angle mirrors would make Kate Moss look fat.
  8. Take a man with you.
  9. Or take your man to Best Buy. He will spend so much money on things he does not need, you will not have any money left.
  10. Go to the mall with an inveterate shopaholic. The energy rush and carbo-hemorrhaging will wipe you out.




Beau Jolly

18 11 2005

It is Beaujolais Nouveau Time. This new slogan is part of a $1.17M campaign byw ine growers to attract a hipper younger clientele for slumping French wine sales. The annual coming out party is thrown on the third Tuesday in every November. While experts (read, snobs) have declared this year’s vintage one of the best in decades, those in the know (read, beffs) think it too light and fruity to register as any grand vin. I have had six annual BJN parties and think it is simply an excuse for merrymaking and breakfast tasting. It is simply a fun wine. The largest worldwide importer of BJN is Japan! In the south of France (Lyons), public concerts and fireworks preced the taping of the barrels at midnight. This year’s vintage has notes of wild blackberry, cranberry, blackcurrant, and hints of cherry, raspberry and spicier flavros, like liquorice.

BJN is wine made fast to drink while the true Beaujolais is taking its more leisurely course. A local phenomenon in the local cafes, bars and bistros of Beuajolais and Lyons, it arrives with much fanfare. The government soon stepped in to regulate the sale of all this quickly transported free-flowing wine. In 1938 restrictions were established regarding where, when and how this would occur. The official release date was set for 15 November. Word spilled out to eh rest of the drinking world and in 1985 the date was changed to the third Thursday in November and importers had to agree not to sell it before midnight.

Technically, the wine is Beaujolais Primeur. Per French law, a wine released during the period between its harvest and a date in the following spring is primeur. A wine released between its own and the following year’s harvest is noveau. I quibble. BJN is as close to white wine as red can get. The must is pressed early after only three days – thus the astringesnt tannins (phenolic compounds causing the bitterness of most red wines) is absent, thus yielding an easy to drink fruity wine. It is best served chilled and meant to be gulped rather than sipped. I chortle at those who swirl and sip or (worse) decant this baby wine. The race from grape to glass may be silly but half the fun is enjoying the celebration that goes along with it.

This year, thanks to the collective help of my dearest friends R, J and H, we tasted a couple of vintages – Bouchard, Duboeuf, Mommession (new player), Pierre Dupon (last year’s favorite), Duboeuf Beaujolais-Villages, Fessy and Joseph Droughin (again, the good one). Regrettably, they tasted quite awful and I am most disappointed. I believe I will not be having any more Beaujolais parties in the coming years. Then again, we do not need any excuse to party!





Week in Wine

17 11 2005

Oregon Pinot Gris

2004 Benton-Lane Willamette Valley Pinot Gris: $15
2004 Bethel Heights Vineyard Oregon Pinot Gris: $15
2004 Elk Cove Vineyards Willamette Valley Pinot Gris: $17
2004 Foris Rogue Valley Pinot Gris: $14
2004 Iris Hill Oregon Pinot Gris: $13
2004 King Estate Oregon Pinot Gris: $15
2004 Willa Kenzie Estate Willamette Valley Pinot Gris: $18
2004 Willamette Valley Vineyards Oregon Pinot Gris: $15

White
2004 Bloom Mosel-Saar-Ruwer Riesling ($9)
2004 Chateau Ste. Michelle Columbia Valley Gewurztraminer ($9)
2005 Jacob’s Creek South Eastern Australia Riesling ($9)
2004 Snoqualmie Vineyards Columbia Valley Naked Gewurztraminer ($11)
2004 Snoqualmie Vineyards Columbia Valley Naked Riesling ($11)

Reds
2004 Chateau de Varennes Beaujolais-Villages ($9)
2004 Georges Duboeuf Morgon Cru Beaujolais ($10)
2004 Pepperwood Grove California Pinot Noir ($8)
2003 Santa Rita Rapel Valley Reserva Carmenere ($10)
2003 Talus Collection California Pinot Noir ($8)





Fantana Island

15 11 2005

Now that B & I have shelled out $14 to see this film (let’s call it The Constant Gardener), there is absolutely nothing I want more than to be forced to sit through a loud, obnoxious assault on my senses, in which a bunch of bikini-clad bimbo banshees in bright colors (alliteration rules) shriek a horrible, repetitive ad jingle about some god-awful fruit beverage no one outside of Europe would ever drink. My heart beats faster than a trailer park husband. I hate to break it to you, ladies, but no one wants a Fanta! And there’s nothing all your psychedelic fruit swirling, infuriating music and half-naked models can do about it! People who aren’t poor don’t usually enjoy drinks that taste like carbonated sugar water with melted Jolly Ranchers in it. So you “Wanna Shutta Uppa?” Oh, I know. You’re being “kitschy” retro. Cute. But there’s nothing kitschy about the fact that, every time I hear your infernal Fanta song, I have to actively suppress the overwhelming desire to commit savage, cannibalistic acts of murder upon my fellow moviegoers. By the last refrain of your moronic, brain-melting song, I am clutching the padded theater arm rests in a last-ditch effort of self-restraint, so I don’t freak out and get myself on the 6 o’clock news as the guy who snapped when he couldn’t bear another measure of your offensive, infuriatingly hypnotic beverage music. This country needs Fanta like it needs another 78-pound bacon-double-cheese-ranch-dressing-pizza-sauce-and-pork-grease burger from McDonald’s. The only Fanta anyone here needs is the Food And Nutritional Technical Assistance (FANTA) project, whose job is to improve the health of children through proper nutrition, so moron parents cannot destroy their kids’ bodies and self-esteem as badly as they have their own. Maybe you have not noticed, but pretty much everyone in this theater is fat so, whether they want it or not, the last thing they NEED is 89 pure sugar carbs from your nutritionless soft drink, you silly ad executives. Whoever is responsible for these putrid ads – along with the creators of ALL Old Navy’s marketing messages should retire.





Cold Play

14 11 2005

I Will Kill Somebody For a Coldplay Ticket – $666
Reply to: anon-71670060@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-05-04, 2:15PM PDT

I have been closely following the Coldplay pandemonium here on Craigslist for some time now. I’ve seen people offer iPods, cars and loved ones for entrance into the show. And I’ve seen people demand jobs, large cash sums and sexual favors in exchange for their extra ticket. As a huge Coldplay fan with meager resources at my disposal, I have pondered what I might be able to offer someone in hopes of getting to see the show. I think I have finally come up with something.

I will physically kill somebody for a ticket to see Coldplay.

That’s right, if there is some person out there whose discontinued existence would vastly improve your life, but you are having trouble with the moral or spiritual implications of killing them yourself, I will do it for you in exchange for a chance to hear “Clocks” live and in person.

Maybe its a friend who’s wronged you, a parent who neglected you, a lover who cheated, a bully who beat your ass, a thief who stole, your boss who’s…well, your boss – whatever your motive, I will off them, Death Row Gangsta style, if you will take me as your date to Coldplay. I want to hear “The Scientist” performed THAT bad.

If you’d like, I will kill you. You’re suicidal and don’t have the courage? No problem, we’ll go to the show together, have some drinks and then, at the end of the moving encore rendition of “Yellow”, I will cut you. Simple and clean. You’ll go out with the sweet, melodic sounds of Coldplay wafting through your senses.

I have to admit – I’ve never killed anyone before. Never even been hunting. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a ninja and when I saw that movie Gross Pointe Blank I kinda thought it would be cool to be a professional assassin, but I have to say, my murder resume is a bit lacking. But come on – this is Coldplay. I’m sure I’ll be okay with commiting a mortal sin after I hear Chris Martin and company rip through an awesome live rendition of “Don’t Panic”.

Anyway, drop me a line if you’re interested. If you have an extra ticket to Coldplay and need someone killed, I’m your guy. I just hope they don’t play all new stuff. I’d hate to have bloodstained hands and not even be able to sing along to a few of my old favorites, like “Green Eyes”.

(UPDATE: Craigslist, apparently unable to distinguish satire from reality, has already flagged and removed the post. Took them about 4 minutes.)





Luggage Claim

13 11 2005

Some travel tips I use to insure I never lose my (overpacked) luggage. International airlines have upgraded baggage tracking technology so reuniting passengers with luggage is much quicker and easier today. Only .005% of all checked baggage is permanently lost. Luckily, most bags will catch up with you within hours (usually the next flight on your route) and the airline will deliver it to you by courier. However, as a passenger, I take certain precautions that can help the airlines return items left on a plane or get my bags back quickly should they temporarily go astray en route.

  • It is never prudent to pack (or in some cases, even take along) expensive items or belongings that are hard or impossible to replace. Any valuables you have should be kept with you as you travel including prescriptions, travel documents and cash, as well as jewelry. Upscale catalogs and retail travel stores offer numerous products to conceal valuables such as money belts. Those belts are uniformly hideous. Use a credit card and email your vital numbers and expiration to yourself using a SSL.If the nature of your travel demands that you routinely take expensive jewelry and clothing or equipment, be sure you cover their replacement value under a policy you buy in addition to the automatic, limited coverage provided by the airline. Check with your own insurance company for this protection or buy excess valuation coverage on the spot at the ticket counter.
  • Bag tags are required, but they can be torn off. Some suitcases have a slide-in window about the size of a business card for secondary identification. Consider these when shopping for a new suitcase. Some travelers put their identification on the bags tags when they purchase the luggage and never think about it again. Airlines sometimes discover the owner of the bag has not lived at the address on the tag for many years. Make sure yours are up to date. I am so to blame for this. I left Chicago nearly a decade back but did not bother to update the tags until I had my first lost luggage in Fresno Air Terminal. The following day, all the tags were replaced upon retrieval. Another good idea is to rip off those destination handle tags upon arrival at your destination as there is a small but nonzero probability of redirection of your luggage owing to a historic baggage tag.
  • Put additional identification inside your bag including a copy of your itinerary. This can help the airlines know whether to send your bags to your travel destination or your home.
  • With stricter conditions on carry-on baggage, you may find suitcases and hanging bags you previously were able to sneak on board will need to be checked. That’s why it is smart to take precautions on every bag, even the ones you plan to keep with you on the plane.ut your name and address on everything. Remember camp? The reason your mom sewed labels in your underwear is the same reason you want to label things you don’t think of as luggage – your glasses case with your expensive designer eyewear inside, your camera and camera bag or the extra tote you bought on the trip to carry all those goodies home. If you leave these items behind on the plane, it’s essential that you have identification on these items so they can be found among the hundreds of similar items left in overhead bins or seat pockets.
  • Before packing for any trip, check all the zippers and locks on your bags since they may have become worn or broken on a previous trip. And be aware, even if the zippers and locks are in good condition, overstuffed luggage is prone to burst open during the normal shuffle between the terminal and the plane.
  • Make an inventory of the items packed in each bag to assist the airlines in finding your luggage.
  • To prevent your look-alike bag from being grabbed off the carousel by a traveler too rushed to check the tags, tie a colored ribbon on the handle or secure a colored elastic band (made for this purpose) around your suitcase. These kinds of mix-ups are preventable, so take precautions.
  • At the airport, take the time to make sure the airline tag placed on your luggage correctly identifies the last destination on your journey. This can prevent your bag from being off-loaded too early or stopping in a city half-way to where you are going. If you don’t know the three-letter ID for your city, ask the Skycap or ticket agent. It is smart to be especially courteous to the Skycap. A tip and a respectful attitude can go a long way to making a Skycap extra careful to get your bags checked carefully. Be sure you get your bag tag stubs with the UPC bar code. In today’s new era of ticketless travel, it’s easy to forget these. You probably will get a ticket jacket with the tags attached, but sometimes they’re just stapled to whatever you have – a faxed itinerary, for example. These act as your receipt and are your proof your bag was checked. Treat them as important travel documents.
  • On the plane, carefully note where you’ve stashed items. If the only overhead space that is available is over row 27 and you’re in row 23, you might grab your jacket from the closest bin and leave other belongings stowed elsewhere.
  • If your luggage does not arrive in the baggage claim area, find the baggage agent on duty immediately. There is a chance your luggage already arrived and is locked up in the agent’s area for safe keeping. Sometimes luggage is loaded onto a non-stop flight even though you were on a plane that had a stopover on the way so your suitcases get there before you. But if your luggage is not there, do not leave the airport before completing the paperwork for the baggage agent. Fill out all information about your luggage on the forms provided. Be as detailed as possible. Get a phone number to call in case you need to follow-up. If you need basic amenities such as toothbrush, toothpaste and razor to be ready for a meeting, ask. Most airlines will provide these for you while you’re waiting for your suitcase.

Buon Viaggio!





Retail retold

12 11 2005

Soon, retailers are going to be thrown in a tizzy as the shopping season officially goes into high gear. I plan to have all my essential (what other kind is there?) shopping done before the day after Thanksgiving. I do not want to be run over by the trolleys of manic SUV-bearing suburban moms returning objects they did not really care to receive in the first place. One0fifth of all retail sales occur between November 1 and January 30 but uneasy consumers are less likely to make big longterm purchases during this time, such as cars.

This holiday season, retailers expect a 5% increase in holiday sales over FY 2004 which is $435 billion in sales. Luxury stores are the ticket with high traffic on the net, perhaps a function of higher petrol prices. This also translates into more gift cards. I have, for the first year ever, given out many gift cards and it does not make me feel any more thoughless than in previous years.

Consumers are also getting into comparison shopping – full-line stores, net and catalog sales with the average family expected to spend about $738 on everything (including gifts, decorations and food). It is estimated that over 40% of consumers are planning to purchase gifts online (up from 38%) and 6% of gifts will be returned. Only 4.8% of consumers wait until the last two weeks of December to start their holiday shopping. They are called stupid people.

In the Deloitte and Touche 2005 Holiday Outlook Consumer Spending Survey of 2317 consumers in the Southeast, 34% respondents planned to shop in discount big box stores, 14% would shop online and 12% would shop primarily in regular department stores. 69% households planned to spend the same or more this holiday season compared to FY 2004. Analysts predict holiday sales will increase 6-6.5% from November to January, compared to last year’s 8.6% and 65% of respondents planned to purchase gift cards.

The Conference Board’s consumer confidence index fell from 87.5 to 85 in September. The gauge averaged 98.4 during the last five years. It will fall again as Hurrican Wilma tore through Florida leaving nearly $10 billion in insured losses. The Board compiles its nidex of consumer confidenceRising petrol prices will slow retail sales (in store, with not much change expected online or in catalog) and it may take even longer for consumer confidence to recover if a cold winter causes home heating costs to surge, reducing spending even more. In the Bay (as in most of California), heating with natural gas will be nearly 70% more expensive this winter. I dread that and shall proceed to buy more hideous sweaters until the wardrobe resembles that of (the character) doctor Huxtable who singlehandedly crushed the sweater industry in the late eighties.

Nissan USA’s sales fell 22% in the first two weeks of October and industrywide sales slumped 33%, harbinger for a really slow season.

More fun with numbers -
* gauge of optimism fell from 110.4 to 108.2
* consumer expectations for the next six months fell to 69.5 (the lowest since March 2003)
* 2.7% expecting to buy a home (lowest since November 2004, from 3.4%)
* only 20.8% plan to buyt a major appliance
* 6.1% expect to buy a car (up from 5.8%, perhaps owing to end of year clearance sales)
* Katrina claimed 1240 lives and $55billion in insured losses
* Rita claimed 35 deaths and$7billion in insured losses (both took fewer lives and caused less damage than initially expected by government officials)





Saw salt

11 11 2005

I tend to use more sea salt than the refined iodized salt we get at the Safeway.

Ocean water is currently an average of 3.5% (weight) dry matter, but up to 5%. Dried ocean salt is made up on 80 elements. Unrefined ocean salt (the correct terminology for sea salt) is 98% sodium chloride as opposed to 99.9% in refined table salt (up to 0.5% other elements, usually potassium iodide). Other elements include but are notl imited to epsom salts and other magnesium compounds, calcium salts, potassium (kalium) salts, manganese salts, phosphorus, and iodine. Iodide is often added to avoid iodine deficiency disorder; sugar is added to stabilize and act as an anti-caking chemical. Aluminium silicate is often added as a preservative. Owing to excessive ingestion of potassium iodide, there is an increase in the incidence of hyperthyroidism in those who are peculiarly sensitive to the intake of iodine.

The production of ocean salt is fascinating. The ocean is allowed to flood huge, flat shallow beds and then the dam is closed to trap the water. You often see these glistening beds as you cross the San Mateo bridge and upon descent into SFO. The water is naturally evaporated by the sun leaving a layer of ocean salt (dirty brown at the bottom; pretty white on top). The trace minerals are in the brown stuff in the bottom but most people skim off the top and sell it as sea salt. True ocean salt is produced from unseparated salt and is thus darker. Celtic salt, Muramoto salt and Lima salt also contain darker salt. Natural (ocean) salt is not white and is certainly not dry. It is gray with minerals, feels damp and clumps in humidity. You can pick it up in pinches to season food, and it needs to be ground to mix in sauces.

Until recently, salt was considered a basic commodity. “It’s jus salt”. That thinking is so fin de siecle. I think it is essential to familiarize oneself with the varieties available today.

Black salt
An unrefined mineral salt, it is actually pinkish gray with a strong sulfuric flavor in very fine or coarse grain. It gets its name from the Indian Kala Namak (also sanchal) and is used in authentic Indian cooking

Celtic Salt (French Grey Sea Salt)
Moist salts harvested from the Atlantic seawater off the coast of Brittany are rich in trace mienrals and hand harvested using wooden rakes, permitting no metal to touch the salt. Available in coarse, stone ground fine and extra fine grain.

Coarse salt (Gos Sel, Sale Grosso)
Larger grained sea salt crystal can be easily measured by fingers and is less moisture sensitive, resists caking and is easily stored. Good to crust tofu and flavor stews, soups and pasta.

Flake salt (flaky salt)
Light crystals like snowflakes. Seawaters are evaporated using the natural processes of suna nd wind producing salt brine fed into an open evaporating pan. The brine is slowly heated until delicate pyramid shaped crystals of salt appear.

Fleur de Sel (Flower of Salt, Flor de Sal)
A premier condiment salt and equally dear as an artisanal salt, it is young crystals that form naturally ont he surface of salt evaporation ponds and hand harvested by traditional Paludiers (salt farmers) in the Guerane region of France. This is ideal for salads, cooked fresh vegetables and grilled foods.

French sea salt
Harvested from Atlantic ocean water, they are unrefined and rich in trace minerals but contain natural iodine, and are ideal for salads. In coarse, stone ground fine and extra fine grain.

Grey Salt (Sel Gris, Celtic Sea Salt)
Moist unrefined ocean salt from coastal France, it is light greyish purple (owing to clay found in the salt flats) and colelcted by hand. It is considered the highest quality of salt and available in coarse, stoen ground fine and extra fine grain.

Grinder salt
Large dry crystals suitable to a salt mill or grinder, these crystals have lower moisture content but must always be used with ceramic or plastic grinding mechanism as stainless steel will corrode and adversely flavor the salt.

Hawaiian Sea Salt (Alaea, Alae, Hawaiian Red Salt)
A traditional Hawaiian table salt used to season and preserve. Alaea is a volcanic baked red clay that enriches the salt with iron oxide that gives the pink color. Fine and coarse grain. Used primarily to season Hawaiian food, especially pig and poke.

Italian Sea Salt (Sicilian sea salt, Sale Marino)
Arises from the low waters of the Mediterranean sea (it is not an ocean salt!) along the coast of Sicily and is rich in iodine, fluorine, magnesium and potassium with much lower sodium chloride content than table salt. Salt pans are left to evaporate in the heat of the Sicilian sun and strong African winds. Harvesting occurs when evaporation has occurred and the salt is crushed and ground without further refining. Delicate taste which is great as a garnish on bruschetta. Available as coarse or fine grain.

Kosher salt
Regular salt so named for its use in the prep of meat per Jewish dietary guidelines. It contains fewer additives and has a saltier taste. Comes in flakes and thus easier to pinch. Flakes dissolve easily and less pungent flavor than table salt but owing to the shape of the flakes, there is simply less salt in a pinch of kosher than in a pinch of table salt. Seen on pretzels and to rim margarita glasses. Fine and coarse grain. Not all kosher salt is ocean salt.

Organic salt
Certified organic by France (Nature & Progres), New Zealand (Bio-Gro) and Wales (Soil Association Certified) using rigorous guidelines insuring the purity of water, cleanliness of the salt beds and strict procedures of harvest and package.

Smoked Sea Salt
Smoked over real wood fires to infuse the salt with 100% natural smoke flavor, this is the trendy salt which adds unique flavor to roasts and sandwiches and is great for grilling or oven cooking.





Week in Wine

10 11 2005

Reds for fun

2003 Barton & Guestier Beaujolais ($9)
2003 Bogle Vineyards California Petite Sirah ($9)
NV Fenestra Lot 18 California True Red ($10)
2002 Forest Glen California Sangiovese ($10)
2004 J. Lohr Wildflower Monterey Valdiguie ($8.50)
2004 Man Vintners Western Cape Pinotage ($9)
2002 Novella California Synergy ($10)
2003 Red Flyer California Red Table Wine ($9)
NV Salmon Run Coho Red ($8)
2003 Three Thieves California Zinfandel ($10 for a 1-liter jug)





Giving Props

9 11 2005
Proposition 73. Waiting Period and Parental Notification Before Termination of Minor’s Pregnancy — State of California (Initiative Constitutional Amendment)
3,130,062 / 47.5% Yes votes …… 3,465,629 / 52.5% No votes
Should the California Constitution be amended to require notification of the parent or legal guardian of an unemancipated, pregnant minor at least 48 hours before performing an abortion on the minor?

This is the proposition that interests me the most and I think the question is very explicit.
Should the California Constitution be amended to require notification of the parent or legal guardian of an unemancipated, pregnant minor at least 48 hours before performing an abortion on the minor?

Summary Prepared by the State Attorney General:

Amends California Constitution, defining and prohibiting abortion for unemancipated minor until 48 hours after physician notifies minor’s parent/guardian, except in medical emergency or with parental waiver. Mandates reporting requirements. Authorizes monetary damages against physicians for violation.

Fiscal Impact from the Legislative Analyst:

Potential unknown net state costs of several million dollars annually for health and social services programs, the courts, and state administration combined.

Meaning of Voting Yes/No
A YES vote on this measure means:
The California Constitution would be changed to require that a physician notify, with certain exceptions, a parent or legal guardian of a pregnant minor at least 48 hours before performing an abortion.

A NO vote on this measure means:
Minors would continue to receive abortion services to the same extent as adults. Physicians performing abortions for minors would not be subject to notification requirements.

Official Sources of Information
Arguments Submitted to the Secretary of State
Summary of Arguments FOR Proposition 73:
MORE THAN ONE MILLION CALIFORNIANS’ signatures qualified PROPOSITION 73! It will RESTORE Californians’ right to counsel and care for their young daughters before– and after–an abortion. Similar laws are protecting girls in over thirty states. FOR OUR DAUGHTERS’ SAFETY, HEALTH, AND PROTECTION, VOTE YES on 73!

Full Text of Argument In Favor, Rebuttal

Summary of Arguments AGAINST Proposition 73:
Prop. 73 says government can mandate family communication. It can’t. Scared, pregnant teenagers don’t need a judge–they need a counselor. Vulnerable teenagers who can’t talk to their parents may resort to unsafe, illegal abortions. Parents rightly want to know, but keeping teens safe is even more important.

Full Text of Argument Against, Rebuttal

FOR Proposition 73: YES on 73 / Parents’ Right to Know and Child Protection
2555 Rio De Oro Way, Sacramento, CA 95826. Toll-Free (866) 828-8355
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http://www.YESon73.net

AGAINST Proposition 73: Campaign for Teen Safety
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http://www.NoOnProposition73.org
Proposition 74. Public School Teachers. Waiting Period for Permanent Status. Dismissal — State of California (Initiative Statute)
2,987,010 / 44.9% Yes votes …… 3,662,932 / 55.1% No votes
Should the probationary period for public school teachers be increased from two to five years, and should the process by which school boards can dismiss a permanent certificated employee be modified?

Proposition 75. Public Employee Union Dues. Restrictions on Political Contributions. Employee Consent Requirement — State of California (Initiative Statute)
3,092,495 / 46.5% Yes votes …… 3,551,011 / 53.5% No votes
Should public employee unions be required to obtain annual written consent from each member in order to use a portion of that member’s dues for political activity?

Proposition 76. State Spending and School Funding Limits — State of California (Initiative Constitutional Amendment)
2,522,327 / 38.0% Yes votes …… 4,115,388 / 62.0% No votes
Should Californians make major Constitutional changes to create an additional state spending limit, grant the governor substantial new power to unilaterally reduce state spending, and revise key provisions relating to Proposition 98, school and community college funding, and transportation funding authorized by Proposition 42?

Proposition 77. Redistricting. Initiative Constitutional Amendment — State of California (Initiative Constitutional Amendment)
2,673,530 / 40.5% Yes votes …… 3,920,487 / 59.5% No votes
Should the California Constitution be amended to change the process of redistricting California’s State Senate, State Assembly, Congressional and Board of Equalization districts, transferring the implementation of redistricting from the Legislature to a panel of three retired judges, selected by legislative leaders?

Proposition 78. Discounts on Prescription Drugs — State of California (Initiative Statute)
2,719,999 / 41.6% Yes votes …… 3,821,957 / 58.4% No votes
Should the state adopt a new state drug discount program to reduce the costs of prescription drugs for Californians at or below 300 percent of the federal poverty level?

Proposition 79. Prescription Drug Discounts. State-Negotiated Rebates — State of California (Initiative Statute)
2,523,803 / 39.0% Yes votes …… 3,950,763 / 61.0% No votes
Should the state of California create a new prescription drug discount program for residents at or below 400 percent of the federal poverty level, and change state law to make it illegal to engage in profiteering from the sale of prescription drugs?

Proposition 80. Electric Service Providers. Regulation — State of California (Initiative Statute)
2,189,126 / 34.4% Yes votes …… 4,182,374 / 65.6% No votes
Should the state expand its regulation of the electric industry?




Pun Ditry

8 11 2005

Paronomasia (punning, play on words) is the fanciful use of the similarity between words and/or different senses of the same word. In Matthew XVI:18, Christ says “Thou art Peter (Petros) and upon this rock (petra), I will build my church.” Puns are good, bad, indifferent but mostly insufferable. Today is Aid and Abet a Punster Day. Sweet. Some examples with all of the elegance of a rhinoceros farting -

  • The vet who was barred from performing surgery owing to epilpesy? He was busted for operating on a sick predatory bird – it was an ill eagle surgeon seizure
  • I couldn’t buy breakfast in Iraq or Italy because I couldn’t find a dinar and I am not enough of a lira
  • Something is brewing if you have a yeast infection
  • Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

A day without a pun is like a day without sunshine – always gloom for improvement.





Bear Necessities

7 11 2005

Today is Hug-A-Bear Day. Som facts about black bears, the common ones who eat my picnic lunch in Yosemite.

  1. They eat mostly berries, nuts, carrion (offal) and insect larvae
  2. They have color vision and a keen sense of smell.
  3. They are good tree climbers and swimmers
  4. They are very intelligent and curious.
  5. They can run at speeds up to 35 miles per hour
  6. They weigh between 125 and 600 pounds on average
  7. They go without food for up to 7 months (hibernation) in northern ranges
  8. They usually give brith to 2 to 3 cubs during the mother’s sleep every other year
  9. They can live over 25 years (mean – 18 years) in the wild
  10. They are typically shy but easily frightened




Sax Appeal

6 11 2005

I finally completed my music wiring. It has been nearly four (4) months since I heard opera the way it was meant to be heard. I also retrieved many sax files, fitting as today is Saxophone Day.

The sax is a conical instrument of the woodwind family, usually made of brass and played with a single-reed mouthpiece like the clarinet. It is commonly associated with popular music, big band music (love!) and jazz but was originally intended as an orchestral or military band instrument.

It was created in the early 1840s by Adolphe Sax, a Belgian-born instrument-maker and clarinetisr working in Paris, and was first officially revealed to the public in the patent of 1846 (which was granted to him on May 17). He made 14 different types of saxophones. Sax’s amazing ability to offend rival instrument manufacturers, and unfortunate prejudice towards the man and his instruments led to it not being used in orchestral groups, and for a long time it was relegated to military bands–this despite his great friendship with the influential Parisian composer Hector Berlioz.

The inspiration for the instrument is unknown, but there is good evidence that fitting a clarinet mouthpiece to an ophicleide is the most likely origin (doing so results in a definitely saxophone-like sound). Sax worked in his father’s workshop for many years, and both clarinets and ophicleides were manufactured there. The Hungarian tarogato, quite similar to a soprano sax, has also been speculated to have been an inspiration. However, this cannot be so, as the modern tarogato with a single reed mouthpiece was not developed until the 1890’s, long after the saxophone had been invented. It is likely that Sax’s intent was to invent an entirely new instrument which suited his desires both tonally and technically and possessed a new level of flexibility. This would explain why he chose to name the instrument the “voice of Sax.” In short, Sax intended to harness the finesse of a woodwind with the power of a brass instrument. The development is defined almost entirely in terms of Sax’s patent. For the duration of the patent (1846-1866) no one except the Sax factory could legally manufacture or modify the instruments. After 1866 many modifications were introduced by a number of manufacturers.

Construction
The saxophone uses a single reed mouthpiece but with a round or square evacuated inner chamber. The saxophone’s body is effectively conical, giving it properties more similar to oboe than clarinet. However, unlike oboe, whose tube is a single cone, most saxophones have a distinctive curve at the bell. Straight soprano and sopranino saxophones are more common than curved ones, and a very few straight alto and tenor saxophones have been made, as novelties. There is some debate amongst players as to whether the curve affects the tone or not. Nearly all saxophones are made from brass. After completing the instrument, manufacturers usually apply either a coating of clear or colored lacquer, or plating (silver or gold), over the bare brass. The lacquer or plating serves to protect the brass from corrosion, to enhance sound quality, and/or (in the case of colored lacquers) to give the saxophone an interesting visual appearance. Other materials have been tried with varying degrees of success, as with the 1950s plastic saxophones made by Grafton and the rare wooden saxophones. Prior to 1960, some instruments were plated with nickel as a cheaper alternative to silver; prior to 1930, it was common for instruments to be sold with a bare brass finish (without lacquer or plating).

Mouthpieces come in a wide variety of materials, including rubber, plastic or metal. Less common materials that have been used include wood and glass. Metal mouthpieces are believed by some to have a distinctive sound, often described as ‘brighter’ than the more common rubber. Some players believe that plastic mouthpieces do not produce a good tone. Other saxophonists maintain that the material has little, if any, effect on the sound, and that the physical dimensions give a mouthpiece its tone color. (Teal 17) Mouthpieces with a concave (“excavated”) chamber are more true to to Adolphe Sax’s original design; these provide a softer or less piercing tone, and are favored by some saxophonists for classical playing.

Jazz and pop music saxophonists often play on high-baffled mouthpieces. These are configured so the baffle, or “ceiling,” of the mouthpiece is closer to the reed. This produces a brighter sound which more easily “cuts through” a big band or amplified instruments. While high baffles (and the resulting tone) are commonly associated with metal mouthpieces, any mouthpiece may have a high baffle. Mouthpieces with larger tip openings provide pitch flexibility, allowing the player to “bend” notes, an effect commonly used in jazz and rock music. Classical players usually opt for a mouthpiece with a smaller tip opening and a lower baffle; this combination provides a darker sound and more stable pitch. Most classical players play on rubber mouthpieces with a round or square inner chamber.

Like clarinets, saxophones use a single reed. Saxophone reeds are wider than clarinet reeds. Each size of saxophone (alto, tenor, etc.) uses a different size of reed. Reeds are commercially available in a vast array of brands, styles, and strength. Each player experiments with reeds of different strength (hardnesses) to find which strength suits his mouthpiece and playing style. Strength is usually measured using a numeric scale that ranges from 1 to 6 (though one rarely sees a reed at either end of this spectrum). Unfortunately, this scale is far from standardized between brands; thus a Rico #3 reed is decidedly softer than a Vandoren #3, for example.

Some players make their own reeds from “blanks”, but as this is time-consuming and usually requires expensive equipment, most do not. Most players, however, adjust reeds by shaving or sanding. Methods for ‘breaking in’ reeds, caring for reeds, and adjusting reeds are a controversial topic among players, and opinions about how long reeds remain playable differ greatly among players. Most players agree that reeds are somewhat inconsistent and require maintenance. Because saliva comes in contact with reeds, they should be rinsed right after playing in order to stifle germs and to prevent the saliva from deteriorating the reed’s fibers. Advanced students and professional saxophonists spend years perfecting their methods of reed selection, storage, and adjustment.

Most reeds are made from cane; however, synthetic reeds, made from various substances, are available, and are used by a small number of saxophonists. Many players consider them to have poor sound, or say they would consider them for use only in a context, such as a marching band, where tone quality is relatively unimportant. On the other hand, synthetic reeds are generally more durable than their natural counterparts, do not need to be moistened prior to playing, and can be more consistent in quality. Recent developments in synthetic reed technology has produced reeds made from synthetic polymer compounds, which are gaining increased acceptance among some players, especially for use when the instrument is played intermittently (during which time a natural reed might become dry).

The saxophone was originally patented as two families, each consisting of seven instruments. The “orchestral” family consisted of instruments in the keys of C and F, and the “military band” family in E-flat and B-flat. Each family consisted of sopranino, soprano, alto, tenor, baritone, bass and contrabass, although some of these were never made; Sax also planned–but never made–a subcontrabass.In the band family, only the soprano, alto, tenor and baritone are in common use (these form the typical saxophone sections of both military and big bands). The bass saxophone is occasionally used in band music.

Most saxophone players begin learning on the alto, branching out to tenor, soprano or baritone after gaining competency. The alto saxophone is the most popular among classical composers and performers; most classical saxophonists focus primarily on the alto. In jazz, the tenor is the predominant saxophone used by soloists, followed by the alto. The soprano has regained a degree of popularity over recent decades in jazz/pop/rock contexts, beginning first with the work of jazz saxophonist Mr. John Coltrane in the 1960s. The soprano is often thought of as more difficult to play, or to keep in tune than alto, tenor and baritone saxophones. A few bass, sopranino, and contrabass saxophones are still manufactured; these are mainly for collectors or novelty use, and are rarely used except in large saxophone ensembles.

Of the orchestral family, only the tenor in C, soprano in C, and mezzo-soprano in F (similar to the modern alto) ever gained popularity. The tenor in C, generally known as the C melody saxophone, was very popular among amateurs in the 1920s and early 1930s, because players did not need to transpose. Although the instrument was popularized by players such as Rudy Wiedoeft and Frank Trumbauer, it did not secure a permanent place in either jazz or classical music. The C-Melody was manufactured well into the 1930’s long after its initial popularity had waned, although it became a special order item in the catalogs of some makers. The instrument is now a commonly encountered attic or garage sale relic, though since the 1980s a few contemporary saxophonists have begun to utilize the instrument once again.

Also in the early 20th century, the C soprano (pitched a whole step above the B-flat soprano) was marketed to those who wished to perform oboe parts in band and vaudeville. C sopranos are easy to confuse with regular (B-flat) sopranos, since they are only approximately 2 centimeters shorter in size. None have been produced since the late 1920’s. The mezzo-soprano in F (produced by the American firm Conn during the period 1928-1929) is extremely rare; most remaining example are in the possession of serious instrument collectors. A similarly sized instrument, the contralto saxophone was developed in the late 20th century by California instrument maker Jim Schmidt; this instrument has a larger bore and a new fingering system so it does not resemble the C melody instrument except for its key and register. Construction difficulties mean that only recently has a true sopranissimo saxophone been produced. Nicknamed the Soprillo, this piccolo-sized saxophone is an octave above the soprano, and its diminutive size necessitates an octave key on the mouthpiece.

A number of saxophone-related instruments have appeared since Sax’s original work, most enjoying no significant success. These include the saxello, similar to a straight soprano but with a slightly curved neck and tipped bell; the straight alto; and the straight tenor (currently made only by the LA Sax company. Since a straight-bore tenor is approximately five feet long, the cumbersome size of such a design hinders both playing the horn (particularly when seated) and carrying it. King Saxellos, made by the H. N. White Company in the 1920s, now command prices up to US$4,000. A number of companies, including Rampone and Cazzani,and Woodwind and Brasswind, are marketing straight-bore, tipped-bell soprano saxophones as saxellos (or “saxello sopranos”).

Two of these variants were championed by jazz musician Rahsaan Roland Kirk, who called his straight alto a stritch and his modified saxello a manzello; this unique instrument featured a larger-than-usual bell and modified keywork.

The Tubax, developed in 1999 by the German instrument maker Benedikt Eppelsheim, plays the same range, and with the same fingering, as the E-flat contrabass saxophone; its bore, however, is narrower than that of a contrabass saxophone, making for a more compact instrument with a “reedier” tone (akin to the double-reed contrabass sarrusophone).

Another unusual variant of the saxophone was the Conn-O-Sax, a straight-bore instrument in F (one step above the E-flat alto) with a slightly curved neck and spherical bell. The instrument, which combined a saxophone bore and keys with a bell shaped similar to that of a heckelphone, was intended to imitate the timbre of the English horn and was produced only between 1928 and 1930. The instrument had a key range from low A to high G.

Although not true saxophones, inexpensive keyless folk versions of the saxophone made of bamboo were developed in the 20th century by instrument makers in Hawaii, Jamaica, Argentina, Thailand and Indonesia. The Hawaiian instrument, called a xaphoon, is also marketed as a “bamboo sax,” although its cylindrical bore more closely resembles that of a clarinet. Jamaica’s best known exponent of a similar type of homemade bamboo “saxophone” was the mento musician and instrument maker Sugar Belly (William Walker). In the Minahasa region of the Indonesian island of Sulawesi, there exist entire bands made up of bamboo saxand “brass” instruments of various sizes. These instruments are clever imitations of European instruments, made using local materials.

Besides functioning as a solo instrument, the saxophone is also an effective ensemble instrument, particularly when several members of the saxophone family are played in combination. Although only occasionally called for in orchestral music, saxophone sections (usually encompassing the alto, tenor, and baritone instruments, but sometimes also the soprano and/or bass) are an important part of the jazz big band, as well as military, concert, and marching bands.

Ensembles made up exclusively of saxophones are also popular, with the most common being the sax quartet (comprising the soprano, alto, tenor, and baritone instruments, or, more rarely, two altos, tenor, and baritone). There is an extensive repertoire of classical compositions and arrangements for this instrumentation dating back to the nineteenth century, particularly by French composers. Many believe it is relatively easy to become a competent saxophonist, especially when transferring from other woodwind instruments, but a considerable amount of practice is usually required to develop a pleasing tone color and fluent technique.

Playing technique for the saxophone is subjective based upon the intended style (classical, jazz, rock, funk, etc.) and the player’s idealized sound. The design of the saxophone allows for a big variety of different sounds, and the “ideal” saxophone sound and keys to its production are subjects of heated (and perhaps pointless) debate. However, there is a basic underlying structure to most technique.

 

In the typical embouchure, the mouthpiece is generally not taken more than half-way into the player’s mouth. The bottom lip is generally curled in slightly (though some players choose to turn the lip outward) and the mouthpiece is rested upon it, held firm with light pressure from the upper teeth resting on the mouthpiece (sometimes padded with a thin strip of rubber known as a “bite-pad”). The upper lip closes to create an air-tight seal, and the corners of the mouth are kept firm and pulled up towards the nose as the head is tilted down to straighten the neck and thus the air-current.

Imperative to a full and quick-speaking sound is the position of the throat. The throat should feel open, as when yawning. This openness should remain constant throughout the register of the saxophone, especially the low register (D down to Bb [or A if available]). The full range of the instrument should be played without changing the embouchure.

A number of effects can be used to create different or interesting sounds.

  • Growling is a technique used whereby the saxophonist sings or hums while playing. This causes a modulation of the sound, and results in a gruffness or coarseness of the sound. It is rarely found in classical or band music.
  • A glissando or sliding technique can also be used. Here the saxophonist bends the note using the embochure and at the same time slides up or down to another fingered note. This technique is sometimes heard in big band music (for example, Mr. Benny Goodman’s “Sing Sing Sing”) and even in an orchestral score (Mr. George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue”)
  • Multiphonics is the technique of playing more than one note at once. A special fingering combination causes the instrument to vibrate at two different pitches alternately, creating a warbling sound.
  • The use of overtones involves fingering one note but altering the air stream to produce another note which is an overtone of the fingered note. For example, if low B-flat is fingered, a B-flat one octave above may be sounded by manipulating the air stream. Other overtones that can be obtained with this fingering include F, Bb, and D. The same air stream techniques used to produce overtones are also used to produce notes above high F (the “altissimo register”).




Citroen Yeller

5 11 2005

Oil of Citronella has been used for over 50 years as an insect repellent and as an animal repellent. It is found in many familiar insect repellent products: candles, lotions, gels, sprays and towelette wipes for use on clothing and people. These products repel various insects, some of which are public health pests, such as mosquitoes, biting flies and fleas. When used according to the label, citronella products are not expected to cause harm to humans, pets or the environment. Oil of Citronella is a volatile, liquid oil derived from dried cultivated grasses. It works by repelling animals and insects without harming or killing them. It has a distinctive odor, which repels certain animals. Oil of Citronella is used on humans and their clothing to repel insects. In tablet or pellet form it is also used in recreational areas, outdoor household areas, and around trees and shrubs. Animal collars and tags containing citronella are used on pets and other domestic animals to repel fleas and ticks. It repels various specific insects including mosquitoes, black flies, fleas, and ticks.

Products containing Oil of Citronella are applied in various ways:

  1. Liquid products are sprayed or applied by hand (cloth wipe-on) on skin or clothing.
  2. Citronella is also used in solid products such as candles, cartridges, and rub-on products.
  3. It is used in flea collars for cats and dogs.

In studies using laboratory animals, Oil of Citronella shows little or no toxicity. The only concern is skin irritation. Because some products are applied to human skin, EPA requires proper precautionary labeling to help assure safe use. Therefore, if used according to label instructions, citronella is not expected to pose health risks to people, including children and other sensitive populations. Oil of Citronella has been used extensively since 1948 without any reports of adverse effects of concern. Based on laboratory animal studies, Oil of Citronella poses minimal or no risks to wildlife. Because of the low toxicity and limited uses of Oil of Citronella, it is not harmful to the environment. No adverse effects are expected for use around the home.

It was registered (licensed for use) in 1948 and 31 products are available on the market as of September 1999. Oil of Citronella is considered so unlikely to cause harmful effects that some citronella products are exempt from the usual regulation. However, registration is required for those products that do not meet the criteria for exemption (for instance, they contain other ingredients that EPA has not classified as minimal risk). EPA defines a public health pest as any organism that can cause or transmit human disease, or can cause human discomfort or injury. Examples include fleas, mosquitoes, ticks, and biting flies. To help protect the public’s health, EPA requires registrants of products used against public health pests to prove the product meets specific standards for effectiveness as well as for safety. The products currently registered with Oil of Citronella as the active ingredient for use against public health pests, such as mosquitoes, ticks and fleas, have met the applicable standards.





Wood Side

4 11 2005

Woods are hardwood or softwood. Hardwoods are deciduous, the botanical group that have broad leaves, produce a fruit or nut and generally go dormant in winter. They are 40% of the trees in the US. Softwoods (conifers/cone-bearing) have needles and include cedar, fir, hemlock, pine, redwood and spruce.

ALDER
Alder, a relative of birch, grows from Alaska to Southern California. It ranks third behind oak and pine as the wood most commonly used for ready-to finish furniture.
Color: Very consistent in color – pale pinkish-brown to almost white.
Grain: No distinct grain pattern
Characteristics: Good working properties, moderately lightweight, low shock resistance.
Finishing: Finishes smoothly and takes stain well.

ASH
There are several species of American ash: black, brown, and white. Like most other hardwoods the timber of the white ash is heavy, hard, strong and durable. What sets ash apart and makes it valuable for many special uses is its exceptional flexibility. Ash is among the most easily steam-bent hardwood species. Early windmills were made form Ash. Ash is also used extensively in the manufacture of sporting goods. We all know that baseball bats are made from white ash. Ash is a popular species for food containers because the wood has no taste.
Color: Nearly pure lustrous white, ranging through cream to very light brown.
Grain: It has an attractive, straight, moderately open, pronounced grain.
Characteristics: Heavy, hard, strong and stiff excellent bending qualities.
Finishing: Because of its large pores it is seldom painted but takes all other finishes very well.

ASPEN
Both quaking and big tooth aspen are readily available as lumber in the western U.S. Because of it's neutral odor and taste, it is used for food containers and other food industry needs. In recent years it has become increasingly important in the manufacture of wood furniture.
Color: Very light and white in appearance.
Grain: Very even grained.
Finishing: Ideal for non-penetrating finishes such as water based stains and paints.

BEECH
Related to the oak and chestnut, beech is most common in the higher altitudes of the Appalachian Mountain chain. Elegant and attractive, the American beech is a medium tall tree with the smoothest of all bark. It grows, naturally, along mountain slopes and rich uplands in nearly pure stands. It tolerates shade well making it one of the forest trees that can thrive beneath the canopy of taller species. American beech is an important timber species. It is highly adaptable to steam bending while retaining its strength. It is excellent for woodturning, wears well and takes preservatives well. Because beechwood becomes slick with wear, it is perfect for drawer sides and runners. Because it bends well, it is used in bent wood chairs and other bent wood furniture. It does not impart flavor, odor or color to food so it is good for food utensils and containers.
Color: Wood ranges from nearly white to deep red brown.
Grain: Close and straight grained, with little figure and a uniform texture, identified by its dark pores in conspicuous rays.
Characteristics: Hard and strong. Good resistance to abrasive wear.
Finishing: Easy to paint, stain or bleach.

BIRCH
Yellow birch is a deciduous hardwood which grows principally in the upland, hilly terrain of the Northeastern and Lake States forests: There are nine species of birch native to North America, including the very distinctive and familiar white trunked paper birch. But the species named yellow birch is the most common and important commercial lumber birch. It is identified by its bright, yellowish bronze colored bark that peels in long, thin horizontal strips.
Color: Cream or lightly tinged with red.
Grain: Fine grained (often curly or wavy).
Characteristics: Heavy, strong, hard, and even-textured.
Finishing: Birch takes paints and stains well.

CHERRY
Like all fruit trees, cherry belongs to the rose family and was used as early as 400 B.C. by the Greeks and Romans for furniture making. Cherry helped define American traditional design because Colonial cabinetmakers recognized its superior woodworking qualities. Today, cherry helps define Shaker, Mission and country styling. The wood from the cherry tree can be described in a single word: beautiful. Its rich red-brown color deepens with age. Small dark gum flecks add to its interest. Distinctive, unique figures and grains are brought out through quarter sawing. It has an exceptionally lustrous appearance that glows. The finish is satiny to the touch
Color: Rich, reddish-brown. Cherry darkens considerably with age and exposure to sunlight.
Grain: Straight-grained and satiny. Small gum pockets produce distinctive markings.
Characteristics: Light, strong, stiff and rather hard. Cherry's grain is more subdued than some other hardwood species, with very interesting character.
Finishing: Cherry is unsurpassed in its finishing qualities-its uniform texture takes a finish very well.

EUCALYPTUS
The eucalyptus genus represents more than 300 species. They have been successfully planted in South America, South Africa, Europe and the United States.
Color:It is pinkish-brown in color and turns to a reddish-brown with age and exposure to light.
Characteristics: Its' resistance to decay is relative to teak. Eucalyptus is a heavy hardwood that earns high marks for strength.
Eucalyptus is a renewable resource with high productivity in relatively short harvest rotations. The wood in these products comes from well managed forests, independently certified in accordance with the rules of the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC).

HICKORY
A Native American tree, hickories are members of the walnut family. Hickory is the hardest, heaviest and strongest American wood in common use. Westward trekking pioneers allegedly made hickory a prerequisite for their wagon wheels.
Color: White to tan to reddish-brown with inconspicuous fine brown lines.
Grain: Fine grain.
Characteristics: Extremely tough and resilient, even texture, quite hard and only moderately heavy.
Finishing: The grain pattern welcomes a full range of medium-to-dark finishes and bleaching treatments.

MAHOGANY
The heavyweight of all woods, mahogany is one of the most valuable timber trees. Popular in the '50's, mahogany is making a comeback due to the new attraction to the "red" woods. On an interesting note, new model automobiles were originally carved, full sized, entirely out of mahogany! Each piece, no matter how big or small, from the front bumper, to the engine, the dashboard, the drive shaft, back to the lock on the trunk is first fashioned from this very stable hard wood.
Color: Varies from light red or pale tan to a rich dark deep red or deep golden brown, depending on country of origin.
Grain: It is generally straight grained but is prized for its figures which include stripe, roe, curly, blister, fiddleback, and mottle.
Characteristics: Extremely strong, hard, stable and decay resistant
Finishing: Finishes and stains to a beautiful natural luster.

MAPLE
The American species of maple are divided into two groups: Hard maple, which includes sugar and black maple; and soft maple, which includes red and silver maple. Until the turn of the century, the heels of women's shoes were made from maple, as were airplane propellers in the 1920s. Maple has been a favorite of American furniture makers since early Colonial days. Hard maple is the standard wood for cutting boards because it imparts no taste to food and holds up well.
Color: Cream to light reddish-brown.
Grain: Usually straight-grained and sometimes found with highly figured bird's-eye or burl grain. Bird's-eye resembles small circular or elliptical figures. Clusters of round curls are known as burl.
Characteristics: Heavy, hard, strong, tough, stiff, close-grained and possesses a uniform texture. Maple has excellent resistance to abrasion and indentation, making it ideal flooring as well as cutting boards and countertops.
Finishing: Takes stain satisfactorily and polishes well.

OAK
The oaks-red and white-are the most abundant U.S. hardwood species. It would be difficult to name a wood with a longer and more illustrious history in furnishings and interior design. Oak was a favorite of early English craftsmen and a prized material for American Colonists. White oak is just one of 86 oak species native to this country, but it is the classic oak of America. Although prevalent throughout the eastern half of the United States, from Maine to Texas, white oak lumber comes chiefly from the South, South Atlantic and Central States, including the southern Appalachians. Red oak grows only in North America and is found further north than any other oak species. A big, slow growing tree, red oak takes 20 years to mature and lives an average of 300 years.
Color:
White Oak- ranges from nearly white sapwood to a darker gray brown heartwood,
Red Oak-ranges from nearly white cream color to a beautiful warm, pale brown heartwood, tinted with red.
Grain: The grain is distinguished by rays, which reflect light and add to its attractiveness. Depending on the way the logs are sawn into timber (rift-cut, flat sliced, flat sawn, rotary cut, quartered), many distinctive and sought after patterns emerge: flake figures, pin stripes, fine lines, leafy grains and watery figures.
Characteristics: Heavy, very strong and very hard, stiff, durable under exposure, great wear-resistance, holds nails and screws well.
Uses: Flooring, furniture, cabinets, ships and decorative woodwork.
Finishing: Oaks can be stained beautifully with a wide range of finish tones.

PARAWOOD
Parawood is A Native tree of the Amazon Region of South America. Information about Parawood can be traced back to Christopher Columbus. It was during his second visit to South America, that he wondered at the heavy black ball the natives were using in games. This black ball was made from the vegetable gum of the Parawood tree. Later historians would also marvel at this substance, which bounced so much when thrown to the ground it appeared to be alive. In the 19th century an Englishman named Henry Wickham transported some seeds to England for germination. The seeds germinated and these small seedlings were then transported to the Malay Peninsula for planting; there to start the Great Rubber Plantations of Malaysia. After 25 to 30 years of latex production, tapped in the same manner syrup is tapped from the Maple trees, the tree ceases to produce sufficient quantities of latex. The tree is cut for processing in the manufacture of fine furniture and a new tree is planted in its place.
Color: Pale yellow.
Grain: Open grain similar to mahogany.
Characteristics: A very hard wood.
Finishing: Takes a very even stain.

RADIATA PINE
Radiata Pine is a plantation-grown wood from South America and New Zealand that is harder than other pines and has fewer knots.
Color: Pale cream color.
Grain: Has a distinctive grain pattern.
Finishing: Takes most finishes well.

SOUTHERN YELLOW PINE
Southern Yellow Pine is actually a species group that is made up of primarily four trees: loblolly pine (Pinus taeda), long leaf pine (Pinus palustris), shortleaf pine (Pinus echinata) and slash pine (Pinus eliottii) Loblolly Pine is the most important and predominant of the four. It grows throughout the Atlantic Coastal Plain, often in commercial stands, from Maryland south through all the Carolinas and Georgia into Florida, and westward to East Texas. It is classified as a hard pine and is harder than white pine.
Color: Warm pale yellow with brown knots.
Grain: Distinctive light and dark grain pattern.
Finishing: Pine takes most finishes well. With some stains, a sealer helps prepare the wood to achieve a more even look.

WHITE PINE
Found in the uplands of Newfoundland, Ontario and Manitoba in Canada, south throughout New England and the Great Lakes Region to South Carolina White Pine is the state tree of Maine and Michigan. A very large tree with relatively few horizontal big limbs, the Eastern white pine is one of the tallest timber trees in the Northeast.

Color: white to pale yellow with a reddish tinge. It darkens with age and air exposure, eventually turning to a deep orange color.
Grain: The wood is light, soft, straight grained and with very uniform texture.
Characteristics: It works very well and is easily shaped with hand and power tools. This wood accepts many types of glue well, making for tight bonding.
Finishing: Pine takes most finishes well. With some stains, a sealer helps prepare the wood to achieve a more even look.

YELLOW POPLAR
Also known as yellow poplar, tulip poplar, tulipwood and hickory poplar, -poplar trees grow taller than any other U.S. hardwood species. The yellow poplar grows quickly into a tall straight tree. It is found alone in open, rich, moist soil. Because of its fast maturity the lumber from poplar is lightweight and soft for a hardwood. But it is strong, durable and seasons well resisting warping once it is dried. Because the trunk has no limbs or branches, except at the very top, the wood has no knots.
Color: White to yellowish cast, sometimes with slightly greenish cast and occasionally with dark purplish streaks.
Grain:. It is straight grained and evenly textured.
Characteristics: Comparatively uniform texture, light to medium weight, excellent strength, and stability. . It cuts and sands well, keeps its' edge and resists splitting.
Finishing: The wood stains well and can easily be made to resemble walnut or maple. Because it takes paint exceptionally well, it is often painted.





Week in Wine

3 11 2005

Dry Creek Valley Zinfandels

2003 Amphora Mounts Vineyard Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $24
2002 Blackstone Reserve Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $28
2002 Collier Falls Private Reserve Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $26
2003 Dashe Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $22
2002 Everett Ridge Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $28
2002 Hess Collection Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $28
2003 Lambert Bridge Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel $24
2002 Manzanita Creek Three Vines Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $27
2003 Mia’s Playground Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $16
2002 Pezzi King Old Vines Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $25
2002 Pezzi King Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $30
2002 Quivira Anderson Ranch Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $30
2003 Rancho Zabaco Reserve Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $23
2002 Rancho Zabaco Chiotti Vineyard Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $28
2003 Ridge Lytton Springs Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $30
2001 STG Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $14
2002 Wilson Winery Sawyer Vineyard Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel: $25

White
2005 Simonsig Stellenbosch Chenin Blanc ($10)
2005 Monkey Bay Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc ($10)
2004 Wyndham Estate South Eastern Australia Bin 222 Chardonnay ($9)
2004 Cavit Collection Venezie Pinot Grigio ($9)

Reds
2003 Frey Redwood Valley Biodynamic Zinfandel ($10.50)
2003 Grizz Washington State Red Blend ($10)
2003 Jacob’s Creek South Eastern Australia Shiraz/Cabernet ($7)
2003 Hardys Stamp of Australia South Eastern Australia Shiraz Cabernet/Sauvignon ($6)
2002 Cellar No. 8 California Cabernet Sauvignon ($10)
2003 Cellar No. 8 California Merlot ($10)





Alholowmesse Greetings

2 11 2005

Each year on the last night of October, millions of chocolate makers in the US rejoice heartily as kids dress up in costume and learn the fine art of streetwalking to ask strangers for candy. $6.9 billion dollars is spent on Halloween, our country’s second largest commercial holiday.

This pagan festival started with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain in Ireland, UK and northern France. The Celts celebrated their new year on November 1. This year, it is also the Hindoo new year (Diwali). This day marked the end of summer and the harvest, and the beginning of a dark cold winter, a time often associated with human death. Celts believed that on the night before the new year, the boudnary betwen the worlds of the living and the dead would be blurred. On October 31 it was believed that the goshts of the dead returned to earth and in addition to causing trouble and damaging crops, they made it easier for Celtic priests (druids) to make predictions about the future. These prophesies were an important source of comfort and direction during the long dark winter. Celts wore costumes, typically animal heads and skins, and attempted to tell each other’s fortunes. When the celebration was over, they relit their hearth fires (extinguished earlier that evening) from the sacred bonfire to help during the oncoming winter.

By AD43, Romans conquered most Celtic territory. During the 400 years the ROmans ruled Celtic lands, two Roman festivals combined with the traditional Celtic Samhain: Feralia (commemorating the passing of the dead) and Pomona (a day honoring the namesake goddess of fruits and trees). The symbol of Pomona is the apple, hence the tradition of bobbing for apples.

By AD800, the influence of Christianity spread into Celtic lands, In the 7th century, Pope Boniface IV designated November 1 All Saints’ Day to honor saints and martyrs. He was trying to replace the Celtic (pagan) festival of the dead with a related but church-sanctioned holiday. Alholowmesse means All Saints’Day so it was called All-hallows or Al-hallowmas. Eventually, Halloween. Even later, in AD2000, the Church would make November 2 All Souls’ Day to honor the dead. The three celebrations, the eve of All Saints’, All Saints’ and All Souls’, were called Hallowmas.

The utterly American tradition of trick or treating dates back to early All Souls’ Day parades in England. Poor citizens would beg for food and families would give them pastries (soul cakes) in return for their promise to pray for the family’s dead relatives, a distribution encouraged by the church to replace the ancient practice of leaving food and wine for roaming spirits. This practice, going a-souling, was taken up by children who would visit neighborhood homes that would gift them ale, food and money.

The tradition of dressing in costume has European and Celtic roots. To avoid being recognized by ghosts, people would wear masks when they left their home so ghosts would mistaken them for fellow spirits. Bowls of food were left outside the home to appease the ghosts and prevent them form attempted entry. As European immigration to America brought with it traditions of the old world, very limited inroads were made in highly protestant New England. It was much more common in Maryland and the southern colonies. The first celebrations included “play parties”, public events to celebrate the harvest where neighbors would share stories of the dead, tell each other’s fortunes, dance and sing. By the mid19th century, annual autumnal festivities were common but Halloween was not universal. In the latter 19th century, new immigrants flooded America. Millions of Irish who fled Ireland’s potato famine of 1846 popularized the tradition of Halloween nationally. Americans began to dress up en masse. Yuong lasses (no, really, I just said lasses – a pox be on me) believed that, on Halloween, they could divine the name or appearance of their future husband by doing tricks with yarn, apple pairings, or mirrors. At the turn of the century, parties for children and adults became a common wasy to celebrate the day. Parents were encouraged by newspapers and community leaders to take anythign frightening or grotesque out of the celebrations and so Halloween lost most of its superstitious and religious overtones.

By the 1920s and 1930s, Halloween had become a secular community centered holiday. Despite the efforts of the community and schools, vandalism followed. By the 1950s, towns successfully limtied vandalism and Halloween was directed mainly at the young. Owing to the high numbers of young children born during the fifties baby boom, parties moved from town civic centers into the classroom or home, where they could be more easily accomodated. Between 1920 and 1950, the practice of trick or treating was revived, a relatively inexpensive way for the entire community to share in the celebration. Theoretically, families could prevent tricks from ebing played upon them by providing the neighborhood children with small treats.





Milk Froth

1 11 2005

Steaming milk is the traditional way to make froth for cappuccino. A froth can also be obtained by beating, or whipping, heated milk. Both processes induce air to become trapped in milk bubbles, and that’s the froth. The process of getting milk to froth from steaming is a bit tricky at first, however it becomes easy with a little practice. I think it is still the best way to get the milk and froth to its optimal temperature and flavor. Getting a good froth should generally take one minute or less in commercial and other powerful machines, and up to 2 minutes in home electric and stovetop machines.

  • Start with a cold pitcher, preferably of stainless steel or porcelain. Most ceramic pitchers are also heat resistant, and in a pinch you can use your Pyrex measuring cup. The ideal pitcher is bell shaped with a low belly, where the milk will swirl to a frothing frenzy.
  • For initial practice, use skim milk. Its low fat content allows for longer steaming before the milk scalds (at over 180°F), so it will be more forgiving of your initial mistakes. Skim creates a bluish white foam, while whole milk makes it milky white.
  • Only fill the pitcher with a small amount of milk, and never more than 1/3 full. Because home espresso machines don’t have the power of the commercial units, using less milk will help you get a better froth. And with less milk, you have better control and you’ll get a creamier froth.
  • Before inserting the wand into the milk, blow a bit of steam through it, to clear any water in the line.
  • Insert the steaming wand about 1/4″ to 1/2″ into the milk, and slowly turn on the steam. On some machines, the first few seconds of frothing might work best with the nozzle in the middle.
  • Slowly move the pitcher up and down and allow a couple slurps to stretch the volume. Allow more slurps with small home machines or stovetop units.
  • The milk should be at about 100°F at this point, and the volume should have increased, up to 50%.
  • After this rumbling, or initial airing, be sure to keep the wand under the surface of the milk and increase the amount of steam to full force. Move the pitcher slowly up and down, to keep the nozzle in its optimal position.
  • Keep the wand close to the wall of the pitcher and tilt it, so that the introduced steam creates a swirl, like a whirlpool. This whirlpool is important to maintain, as it insures that air is being evenly distributed for proper formation of the foam’s miniature bubbles.
  • Listen for the sound differences, which will help you in keeping the nozzle under the surface of the milk. If it slurps, it’s over the surface and you’re creating big bubbles; if it hisses, it’s under and helps insure small bubbles.
  • The hissing noise will at first be high pitched, then sink lower as more bubbles form. Stop steaming if it gets to a groaning, or the milk will scald.
  • The ideal froth has very small bubbles, like a thick foam.
  • When the froth has about trebled the volume of the milk, and if the milk is not hot enough, plunge the steaming wand deep into the milk, to heat it.
  • Keep a couple fingers touching the side of the pitcher; if you feel it getting too hot, start turning down the steam, to prevent scalding the milk. The resulting milk should be between 150-170°F, depending on your personal temperature preferences.
  • Turn off the steam valve first, then remove the wand. This insures that spattering of the hot steam, milk or froth, will not occur.
  • Wipe off the tip and wand while they’re still wet. Let off a bit of steam to clear the nozzle and wand of any milk, and prevent clogging.
  • Lightly bang the pitcher on your counter to collapse the larger bubbles and provide you with a thicker froth. Or let it stand for about half a minute before adding to the coffee.
  • You’ve made a good froth if the bubbles are minute and the foam pours together with the milk.

What can go wrong?

    • If you’re not getting steam out of the wand’s nozzle, check it for clogging. With the steam valve off, insert a pin into the hole(s) of the tip to clear clogs. Then allow a burst of steam to finish the clearing.
    • If you steam it for too long, the milk will start to boil, the small bubbles will increase in size, then burst, and leave you with hot milk.
    • If the milk is not swirling fast enough, the steam will not be able to inject much air into it, and eventually the milk will just boil.
    • If you’re pouring the mixture and milk comes out, leaving the froth in the pitcher, or if the froth plops in clumps, you’ve over-steamed it.
    • If you can’t get past a slurping sound our of your steaming wand, you’re either holding the nozzle over the surface of the milk, or your frothing machine has not built up enough steam pressure.
    • If you’re not getting enough steam from a small espresso and cappuccino maker, especially after you’ve just made espresso from it, you may need to allow additional heating time for the water to reach the necessary temperature.
    • If you’re not getting enough steam from a small espresso and cappuccino maker, and an air tube is attached to the steaming wand’s nozzle, make sure this tube is not clogged, as it helps less powerful machines to achieve better froth by introduce air separately. If the foam bubbles are too large, try steaming without the air tube installed.
    • If you’re not getting enough steam from a stovetop frother, make sure the steaming valve is open while you’re heating the water, allow water in the nozzle to go into a cup, close the valve when steam begins to escape, bleed off some watery steam, and repeat the process until you get a rather dry steam, which should take about 1/2 minute. Then begin frothing.
    • If you have scalded milk, place it back in the refrigerator, and, when it has cooled, use it again after adding a bit of fresh milk to it. Needless to say, fresh milk will froth better and taste better.
    • If your next cup of espresso tastes burnt right after steaming on an electric espresso maker, next time turn on the coffee button to allow some water go through the head without the basket in place. This will allow steam to blow off and return the water temperature to normal.
    • If you’re using soy or rice milk and you’re not getting much froth, slurp it more when you start steaming.

      Things to remember:
      -Check the nozzle for cleanliness before starting.
      -Check for the proper level of water in your steamer.
      -Monitor the water level in your steamer to make sure it doesn’t run dry.
      -Have a cold pitcher or two in the fridge, ready for frothing.
      -Wash your pitchers thoroughly after every frothing.
      -Clean the nozzle when you’re done.