Round Up

30 06 2005

Cinema
Good – Team America: World Police
Bad – The Aviator
Fugly – Million Dollar Baby

Cellar
Red – Clos du Val 2000 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon
White – King’s Creek 1998 Pinot Gris, Mornington Peninsula, Australia
Bubbles – Krug Grand Annee Brut Reims, Champagne, France

Cocktail
Light in the Piazza
* Combine 2 oz citron vodka, 1 oz limoncello (thanks R for the lemons) and 1 tsp superfine sugar, adding a dash of lime juice in a chilled cocktail shaker
* Shake with ice until very cold
* Strain into sugar rimmed glass and top off with sparkling wine
* Garnish with yellow lemon slice





Week in Wine

29 06 2005

I had some really bad wine at a restaurant last night. They did not have two (2) of the sparkling wines etched on the blackboard and we had to send two (2) Cabernet Sauvignons back after tasting. I do not know why I do not take my own wines with me for dinner more often. It is ignoble to be at the mercy of some of these uncaring unfeeling perpetrators.

DOMESTIC ROSE
2003 Alderbrook Dry Creek Valley Rosé: $16
2004 Amador Foothill Amador County Sangiovese Rosato: $10
2004 Byington Santa Cruz Mountains Pinot Noir Saignee: $18
2004 Cheap Skate Skin Flint California Rosé: $8
2004 Curtis Heritage Series Santa Barbara County Rosé: $12
2004 Etude Carneros Pinot Noir Rosé: $20
2002 Fort Ross Sonoma Coast Vin Gris Dry Rosé: $16
2004 Francis Coppola Carneros Sofia Pinot Noir Rosé: $15
2004 Gargiulo Vineyards Money Rd Rnch Oakville Rosato di Sangiovese: $20
2004 Hess Small Block Series Monterey/Napa County Syrah Rosé: $15
2004 Hogue Columbia Valley Sangiovese Rosé: $14
2004 Iron Horse Vineyards Green Valley Rosé de Pinot Noir: $15
2004 Mount Tamalpais Vineyards Marin County Vin Gris: $15
2004 Ponzi Vineyards Oregon Pinot Noir Rosé: $17
2004 Preston of Dry Creek Dry Creek Valley Vin Gris Rosé: $16
2004 Sierra Vista Belle El Dorado Rosé: $10
2004 Stevenot Olivia California Tempranillo Rosé: $14
2004 (Bonny Doon) California Vin Gris de Cigare: $11
2004 Vinum Cellars Napa Valley Rosé: $10
2004 Windsor Vineyards California Rosé: $12

THAI BOXER
* 12 Fresh Thai basil leaves (save 2 for garnish)
* 10 fresh cilantro leaves
* 10 fresh mint leaves
* 1 oz fresh lime juice
* 0.5 oz Thai cocoanut milk
* 0.5 oz simple syrup
* 0.5 oz Charbay Tahitian Vanilla Bean rum
* 3 oz Cock n’Bull ginger beer

Tear cilantro, mint and ten basil leave sinto small pieces.
Add to mixing glass with lime juice, cocoanut milk and simple syrup.
Grind torn leaves into liquid with wooden muddler for few seconds.
Add rum and enough ice to fill glass two-thirds full and top with ginger beer (I use ginger ale instead)
Stir ingredients together.
Strain into ice-filled Collins glass.
Garnish.





Showtime NYC

28 06 2005

Tickets for popular TV show tapings are free but necessary to hold the reservation for you. Nearly all tapings typically require you to be 18 or over with photographic identification. Tickets are no longer available by mail for NBC shows taped in New York. All NBC ticket information (for NY) is detailed on the NBC ticket line at (212) 664-3056 for NBC Studio Tour & Rockefeller Center Tour for tour times and additional information.

Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The show is really not daily (sorry E, I just broke your bubble) as it tapes only every Monday through Thursday at the Daily Show Stuio on 513 West 54th Street (until July 11 when i relocated to the New Daily Show Studio at 733 11th Ave between 51st and 52nd Streets). Ring 212.586-2477 by 1130 on Fridays, one week prior to the date of interest. Respond via email sent that confirms your attendance at the taping. Doors open at 1720 and you may hold your party’s space in line until 1700. Persons not available by 1700 will be turned away. Standby tickets are then made available at 1700 but do not guarantee admission. There is a very high probability you will be turned away if a VIP guest arrives before you are seated. It can be disappointing. The audience is typically stoned.

Late Night with Conan O’Brien
Tickets to Late Night with Conan O’Brien are available only by calling the ticket office at 212.664-3056. You can request up to 4 tickets at a time, all audience members must be at least 16 years old, you cannot book more often than every six (6) months and you cannot wear orange. Not really, but just seeing how far you believe me. For standby tickets, arrive no later than 9:00am on the morning of the taping under the “NBC Studios” marquee on the 49th street side of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Only one ticket will be issued per person. A standby ticket is no guaranty of admission.

Late Show with David Letterman
(i) Submit an Online Ticket Form
(ii) Visit the Ed Sullivan theater (1697 Broadway, between west 53rd St and west 54th St) during specified hours and submit an In-Person Request
(iii) Ring the stand-by phone line (212.247-6497) at 1100 the day of the taping you wish to attend.

Last Call with Carson Daly
30 Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY 10112. Ring (888) 4LC-TIXX or log on to www.1iota.com for tickets. Stand-by tickets are available each tape day at the NBC Experience Store (49th st. and Rockefeller Plaza). A standby ticket is no guaranty of admission.

Saturday Night Live
To enter the ticket lottery for the 2005-2006 season, send one (1) email with all contact information to snltickets@nbc.com in the month of August only. Posted ticket requests are no longer accepted. The lottery accepts one entry per email request and duplicate entries are autodeleted. Winners receive two tickets to a pre-assigned show date and performance (dress rehearsal or live show) and you are notified only in the event that you are selected. All audience members must be at least 16 years of age. Please note that snltickets@nbc.com is a computer-generated service and should not be used for questions or concerns (for which you should ring NBC Guest Relations at 212.664.3056). For stand-by tickets, arrive no later than 7:00am on the morning of the taping under the “NBC Studios” marquee on the 50th St. side of 30 Rockefeller Plaza. You may choose a stand-by ticket for either the 8:00pm dress rehearsal or the 11:30pm live show. Only one ticket will be issued per person. A standby ticket is no guaranty of admission.

The following tours are for hard core television fans only. You know who you are.
* Manhattan TV and Movie Tour $32 Daily @ 1100. 4 hrs
* Sex and the City Tour $37 Daily @ 1100 & 1500. 3 hrs
* Sopranos Tour $42 Sat and Sun @ 1400. 4 hrs
* Central Park Movie Tour $17. Fri 1500 & Sat 1200. 2 hrs
* The Seinfeld Tour (with the real Kenny Kramer) Daily 1145. $40. 4 hrs
* NBC Studio Tour
* CNN Studio Tour

Off-land Tours
* Liberty Helicopters $63 (7 mins) to $849 (15 minutes)
* Circle Line Sightseeing $17 (Beast Speedboat) to $28 (Full Island 3 hour)
* Circle Line Statue of Liberty Prices vary depending on route

Unique Tours
* Big Apple Greeter
* Discover New York Walking Tours
* Gray Line Double Decker Tour Note evening tours are not hop-on, hop-off





NYC Museums

27 06 2005

If you are not familiar with Manhattan, you should pick up a foldable map or download into your Palm Pilot as soon as you leave your hotel. Here is a quick guide to get familiar in a few minutes:
* Chinatown: between Worth and Hester, and East and West Broadway. Canal Street is the high street
* Civic Center: east of Tribeca between Broadway and Park Row
* East Village: east of Washington Square Park between 14th and Houston Streets
* Greenwich Village (“THE Village”, “West Village”): west of Washington Square Park
* Harlem: 110th to 145th Streets, including Morningside Heights and East Harlem
* Little Italy and Nolita: between Canal St and Houston St, Lafayette St and Bowery St
* Lower East Side
* Lower Manhattan (“Downtown”) where the East and Hudson rivers meet
* Midtown: between 23rd St and 59th St, incorporates Clinton, Sutton, Theater Distrcit, Garment District and Murray Hill
* Soho (SOuth of HOuston Street): between Houston and Canal Streets
* Tribeca (TRIangle BElow CAnal Street)
* Union Square, Flatiron, Gramercy, Chelsea: between 34th St and 14th St
* Upper East Side: between 59th and 96th Streets, east of Central Park
* Upper West Side: between 59th and 110th Streets, west of Central Park


Asia Society and Museum
725 Park Ave @ 70th; 288-6400 – Edge of Desire: Recent Art in India
Chelsea Art Museum 556 W 22nd st @ 11th Ave; 255-0719
China Institute 125 E 65th St (@ Lexington); 744-8181
Dahesh Museum of Art 580 Madison Ave @ 56th St; 759-0606
Frick Collection and Frick Art Reference Library 1E 70th St (@ Fifth Ave); 288-0700
Grey Art Gallery at New York University 100 Washington Sq E @ Washington Pl; 996-6780
Guggenheim Museum 1071 Fifth Ave (@ 88th St); 423-5500
Metropolitan Museum of Art 1000 Fifth Ave @ 82nd St; 879-5500
Museum of Arts and Design 40W 53rd St @ 6th Ave; 956-3535
Museum of Modern Art 11W 53rd St (@ Fifth Ave); 708-9400
Neue Galerie 1048 Fifth Ave @ 86th St; 628-6200
Whitney Museum of American Art 945 Madison Ave @ 75th St; 570-3676

You can also take a walking/subway literary tour of Manhattan armed with this map from the NYT. I think it is adorable.





Perfect New York

26 06 2005

NEW YORK RESOURCES
NY Convention and Vistors Bureau
NY Times on the Web
Broadway shows
(check the most recent Tony awardees)
NYC current weather, forecast
Airport-hotel or downtown transfer
Current Manhattan Traffic from NYDOT
NY Subway
MTA Map to plot your trip
Metrocard
Carey Bus (it is now called the New York Airport Service but it will always be the Carey bus to me) or Limo (cheaper if your party exceeds 4); $21 roundtrip to GCT from JFK, LGA or EWR.

Summer can be unforgivably humid and I want to get there before the Japanese tourists hit Times Square with their micromini digital cameras that can do everything except flip pancakes. Who am I kidding? There are always tourists, Japanese and otherwise, in the City (as opposed to Citi, which is SF for me).

Croissants at the Algonquin (59 West 44th) is where Dorothy Parker entertained her Round Table Crowd. Pick up a street vendor’s gelato and head for the Empire State BUilding at 34th and Fifth. I am staying in the heart of everything. Everything is a short walk from home. I like the crouching lions outside the NY Public Library (Fifth @ 42nd) – you can sit out there and watch off Broadway actors belt out tunes. For the die hard tourist, tell Al Roker it’s your birthday in LARGE FELT TIPPED PEN RED LETTERS on a cardboard sign and you’ll be on the Today Show. Katie Couric makes me physically unwell. Cappuccino kiosks are just outside the biblio but I prefer to get my dose of Dunkin’ Donuts. There are none in CA and A sent me some packs for my birthday – they are being rationed wisely. Empire State Building is once again the loftiest view in the City. The deck is open until midnight and the last elevator goes up at 2315. Free local events include HBO/Bryant Park Summer at the Movies (rain or shine!), Toyota Today Concert Series, and sundry.

Arty Chelsea is only a cab drive away. TIP: if it’s not a cab drive away (try finding a cab that goes to BKLN, you cannot), it is probably not worth the fare. Check out the art stores from 24th to 26th, between 10th and 11th Avenues. Lunch at Bottino (246 10th Ave; 212.206-6766), a Tuscan hangout for the fashionista. Ravioli verdi drenched in Merlot sauce. Walk south to Washington Square, the crossroads of Greenwich Village (“The Village”), for chess playing, frisbee tossing stroller pushing Bohemia. For history buffs, Stonewall Bar (53 Christopher Street; 212.463-0950. Subway: 1, 9 to Christpher St) is a landmark in gay rights history for a 1969 uprising resisting the police force that demanded they vacate the premises. Dinner at GoBo (401 6th Ave, Waverly Pl @ 8th St; 212.255-3242). If you want to eat $25 edamame beans, go to Megu. Frankly, I can steam them from Trader Joe’s and salt them myself.

This is Gay Pride weekend. Caution: Nudity, not all of it desirable. Best vantage points:
(i) spots along Fifth Ave towards the beginning (from 52nd to 34th St) are less crowdy, morr touristy (and more straight). Less room to breathe as you head downtown along the parade trail. Bible-toting protestors assemble at the north end of the parade too. Pick your poison
(ii) Christopher St: home stretch is the most packed. Once you find a spot, don’t even THINK of leaving, separating from your group or peeing. You get an up close and (very) personal view of the marchers. And parade onlookers. Again, your call.
(iii) Official Reviewing Stand where marchers get announced and floats get judged is on Fifth Ave at 23rd St but announcers are sprinkled throughout (Parade formation, Public Library on Fifth at 41st st, turn at Fifth at 8th St, and parade’s end)
Why is there no Striaght Pride Weekend? Just saying.

McNulty’s Tea and Coffee stocks about 100 coffees but it is the aromatic teas that hit me. Every time. They had a nice stone Buddha but refused to part with it. Buggers. Hudson Street has plenty of antiquing for those so inclined. We went to look for furniture for A. Mi Cocina (Jane @ Hudson) serves authentic Mexican dishes. This is rare in the City. Jazz at the Village Vanguard (178 Seventh Ave) has nightly sets at 2130 and 2330 and late late Saturday sets at 0100. Secret time: jazz at Small’s around the corner (183 W 10th Street) is where the jazz goes on until 0800! R tells me CBGB’s may close down soon to have an old folks’ home constructed there. Gulp.

The Upper West Side is not on tourist itineraries but this is a good admixture of the creative types and the terribly literary. The Ansonia on Braodway (73rd to 74th St on Broadway) is a wedding cake of a Beaux Arts building. Lots of ethnic food here. Fairway Market (Broadway @ 75th) has the picky aggressive shoppers. I can’t bargain as well as B as I genuinely feel sorry for vendors: more areas to work on. Go for the cheeses (“produced in Austria by a farmer who has 200 goats and five houses”), buckets of olives and full sushi counter (with 2 slicers). The American Museum of Natural History has many stuffed wildlife exhibits but I like the rotating exhibits more (Tip: Bring your work ID as nearly all large corporations are listed for discounts). There is a small dog park right outside if you like to sit and enjoy that cheese with a bread with a latte from Zabar’s (80th and Broadway): try the sour rye, Russian pumpernickel, raisin pecan and sourdough boule. Cab it across Central Park to Fifth Ave for the Metropolitan Museum of Art (on 82nd). Hike up Fifth Ave to the Neue Galerie (on 86th) that features Beckmann, Klimt, Breur and, my favorite, Mies Van Der Rohe. the museum’s Cafe Sabarsky is modeled on the great Viennese coffees. Have the regular roast of the day but head to Joe Allen (326 W 46th St) for a pre-show bite after you pick up your last minute bargain ticket at TKTS

Cafe Edison (228 W 47th St) is called the Polish Tea Room with amazing blintzes and matzo brie (Jewish French toast, if you must). The refurbished Grand Central Terminal is where you can catch the Metro-North Railroad (light rail) to the New York Botanical Garden in the Bronx in 22 minutes. The 19th centruy crystal palace called the Haupt Conservatory is the largest Victorian glasshouse in the nation. Return to GCT and lunch in the Oyster Bar on the lower level, known for its stews. take the underground to Canal on the West Side and hike southward along Hudson, then Broadway to hip TriBeCa (triangle below Canal Street) where you can see tiny St. Paul’s Chapel and Trinity Church. Head east up Wall Street to see the New York Stock Exchange (Broad @ Wall) and cater-cornered from there, George Washington’s Statue on the steps of Federal Hall. Head north and east to South Street Seaport to whiff Fulton Fish Market en route to dinner at Acappella (1 Hudson St; 212.240-0163. Subway: A,C to Chamber St, or 12,2,3, or 9 to Chamber St). Back to work on Tuesday.





Dining NY

25 06 2005

There are more than 17,000 registered restaurants in the City. This is Restaurant Week in New York. A twice yearly culinary sale, it is the only way I can afford to get into the world famous Nobu and scarf down three (3) courses at $20.12 for lunch or $35 for dinner (beverage, tax and gratuity extra). Several of the most sought-after dining spots do not participate. In SF, things are more democratic (I had to put that in!). Per Se, Cafe Gray and Masa at Time Warner Center aren’t on the list either – a lunch could easily knock off a day trader by $250. Started in 1992 to help NY eateries through a recession, Restaurant Week is meant to lure lunchgoers for their pricey dinners. The chief cheerleaders were Tim and Nina Zagat, Yale educated lawyers who cofounded Zagat Survey LLC which makes those brown books that is surgically attached to every native New Yorker. A winter week was added in 2000 and the summer event expanded to two weeks in 2002: the event started June 20, skips the weekend, then continues through July 1. Participating restaurants pay $2500 which is steep for smaller places that are thus excluded. 201 establishments are taking part this year. Several offer a dinner for $35 and 82 extend their discounts through Labor Day. Get a complete list of participating restaurants. Make online reservations or ring directly. RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED TO HONOR THE SPECIFIC MEAL OFFERINGS. There is no substitution, no walk-ins are taken, and the prices are valid only for three course prix-fixe meals.

For new restaurants, I use New York Metro as an up to date reference. Four (4) new ones that have just opened are Little Branch (929-4360; 22 Seventh Ave S @ Leroy St), Bolzano’s Bar Cucina (302-2250; 1515 Broadway @ 45th), Pizza Bar (924-0941; 48 Ninth Ave @ 14th St), and Bombay Talkie (242-1900; 189 Ninth Ave @ 21st St). If you want to eat at a branded place, it is easier to book on Iseatz. Some recommendations follow. All are area code 212. If it is not 212, why are you eating there?

Time Warner Center:
Cafe Gray 823-6338
Masa 823-9800
Per Se 823-9335

High End:
Cafe Boulud 772-2600 20 E 76th St
Jean Georges 299-3900 1 CPW
Nobu 219-0500 105 Hudson St
Oceana 759-5941 55 E 54th St
Peter Luger 387-7400 178 Broadway

Budget:
Bread Bar at Tabla 889-0667 11 Madison Ave
Craftbar 780-0880 47 E 19th St
Great New York Noodle Town 349-0923 28 1/2 Bowery
‘Inoteca 614-0473 98 Rivington

TIP
Jewel Bako 979-1012 239 E 5th St
Katz’s Deli 254-2246 205 E Houston
Pearl Oyster Bar 691-8211 18 Cornelia St
Prune 677-6221 54 E 1st St





Broadway Summer

24 06 2005

BROADWAY RESOURCES
Broadway.com
Playbill
Internet Broadway Database
Live Broadway
Broadway across America

What is a Broadway show? It refers to the plays, musicals and special attractions presented in any of the 39 designated playhouses in Manhattan’s Theater District which occupies midtown blocks between 6th and 8th Ave from West 41st St (Nederlander) to West 54th St (Studio 54). MTD stretches west across 8th Ave at 45th St to include the Martin Beck theater. A single Broadway playhouse (Vivian Beaumount at the Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts) lies outside MTD on West 65th St. I love the walk across Central Park South to get there from Times Square. There is nearly always live entertainment outside the campus. many subway lines serve MTD, including the 8th Ave A, C and E lines (42nd or 50th St), 6th Ave B, D, F and V trains (42nd and 47th-50th streets), Broadway N, Q, R and W lines (Times Square and 49th St), the 7th Ave 1, 2 and 3 trains (Times Sqr and 50th St) and the Grand Central shuttle (TSQ). The 9 train has been discontinued so check local information. Buses traveling through the area include the M6, M7, M10, M11, M20, M27/50, M42 and m104.

You can buy tickets over the web, on the phone toll-free at 1-888-BROADWAY, at the Broadway Ticket Center or at the box office. You have to pay service charges for phone and web sales which can be avoided by visiting the box office in person. For real-time sales, visit the show’s official website or point your URL to Telecharge or Ticketmaster. As the national trade association for the Broadway indsutry, the League of American Theaters and Producers adopted the Live Broadway logo in 1997 to identify the genuine article. Some of these shows go on the road (“touring company”) and may visit a city near you in north America. In NYC, tickets cost between $10 and $100 but road shows cost typically less. You can pay higher prices for the best seats to hit shows on weekend nights, but your flexibility can make things affordable. Shows typically run between 90 and 180 minutes so be sure to check running times (and add the 15-minute intermission) if you are traveling with children or seniors. Children under four (4) are not permitted into theaters but there was a mesmerised 18 month old in front of me for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. He bawled only briefly when the Childcatcher made his ominous appearance! I wanted to throw him a Cheerio or something. Flash photography and any kind of recording device is prohibited by law because of distraction and potential danger to the actors. Some productions use strobe lights or cigarette smoke; these disclosures are mandated by law at the time of ticket purchase but be sure to ask. Check local show websites for student rush tickets (cheap discounted tickets in orchestra made available one (1) hour before showtime at the box office). Approximately 25 million people paid for admission to a show each year, nearly half of them in 140 cities across north America.

GETTING YOUR TICKETS
All Broadway theaters offer orchestra seating on the main floor of the theater (same level as the orchestra) and mezzanine seating one level up (called loge in Beaumont). Some offer additional levels called balcony (or second balcony). A limited number of box seats is available on the sides of the hall, close to the stage. The view is abominable and the acoustics not so good. Standing room only (SRO) tickets at the back of the orchestra or mezzanine are available when the show is otherwise sold out – I do not recommend these. You automatically get the best available ticket (seats are color coded) for your price range so do not annoy the ticket seller by asking. IMHO the best seats in the house are the center part of the orchestra (I always specifically ask for the 6th or 4th row center depending on whether there are more than or less than 20 rows on the ground floor). For opera, the 2nd to 4th row of the mezzanine, one floor up, are the best. Evening performances begin at 2000 with speciall 1900 performances on Tuesday. Wed and Sat matinees start at 1400 (but 1500 on Sundays). Sunday eve performances are rare and most theaters are dark Mondays.

If you really want to see something specific, you should book in advance to avoid any perceptible disappointment. Common outlets are Ticketmaster and Broadway.com. Your hotel concierge can also access tickets and hold them for you prior to your arrival.

If you are not too picky and hate stratospheric prices, I recommend TKTS. in Duffy Square (47th between Broadway and 7th Ave; 212.221-0013). TIP: Both lines are statistically equally long but there are more children and families on the Broadway facing line so that line moves faster per ticket batch sold. Please don’t tell too many people! TKTS was established in 1973 by TDF for the betterment of theater goers and theaters by selling day of performance tickets for all shows at 25-50% off the box office price with a $3 service charge per ticket. Electronic LCD signs in the front display clearly what shows are available for that day and the counters accept only cash and traveler’s checks. Lines get long very quickly, especially with good weather and holiday season. For evening performances, lines are from 1500 until showtime. For matinee (Wed, Sat and Sun), lines open at 1000. You cannot buy an evening performance ticket before 1500. TIP: you can theoretically see five (5) shows in one weekend (yes, it has been done) but it requires some planning. Only few shows have Sunday evening performances. List those and plan to see them on Sunday evening. List out the rest and catch them in whatever order you prefer. There is also a satellite downtown office in South Street Seaport but you must buy matinee tickets the day before at the satellite (e.g., Wednesday matinees are sold Tuesday)
TIP: Students, teachers, union members, seniors (>62), civil service eployees, staff members, not for profit organizations, performing arts professionals, member of the armed forces and clergy are eligible to become TDF members which means you pay $32 or less per ticket. As you can see, only desperate housewives from Wisconsin ever pay full price so why should you? You can often greet the performers by waiting at the stage door after the show to get an autograph. They love it. I have many suggestions for eating dinner before or after the show.

SOLO
Jackie Mason: Freshly Squeezed Helen Hayes; Show Advisory: MATURE CONTENT
Mark Twain Tonight! Atkinson
Primo Music Box

DRAMA
Doubt Walter Kerr; Show Advisory: MATURE CONTENT **RECOMMENDED**
Glass Menagerie Barrymore. Star cast if that is what you want.
Glengarry Glen Ross Jacobs; Show Advisory: 138 “FUCK”s in 105 minutes.
On Golden Pond Cort
Pillowman Booth; Show Advisory: MATURE CONTENT **HIGHLY RECOMMENDED** Easily the best dramatic performance I have seen. Ever.
Steel Magnolias Lyceum; Show Advisory
Streetcar Named Desire Studio 54 **RECOMMENDED**
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? Longacre

COMEDY
Constant Wife American Airlines Theater

MUSICAL
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Circle in the Square **RECOMMENDED**
After the Night and the Music Biltmore
Brooklyn Plymouth
Chicago Ambassador; Show Advisory: MATURE CONTENT (Note: saw Bebe Neuwirth’s legs. YMMV) **RECOMMENDED**
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Hilton; Show Advisory: KIDS! (The car robotics alone are worth the price of admission)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Imperial
Fiddler on the Roof Minskoff; Show Advisory: HOUSEWIVES!
Hairspray Neil Simon; Show Advisory:TOURSITS! (Note: saw version with Harvey Feirstein. YMMV)
La Cage Aux Folles Marquis; Show Advisory: TOURISTS! (Note: seen in ORD road version. YMMV)
Lennon Broadhurst; Show Advisory: LENNON FANS ONLY (Note: saw SF originating version. YMMV)
Light in the Piazza Beaumont. Pleasant music. Actors average. **RECOMMENDED**
Lion King New Amsterdam; Show Advisory: KIDS! (Note: saw raw MSP originating version. YMMV)
Mamma Mia! Winter Garden; Show Advisory: ABBA FANS! (Note: saw SFO road version. YMMV but still great fun)
Monty Python’s Spamalot Shubert; Show Advisory: PYTHON FANS!
Movin’ Out Rodgers; Show Advisory: BILLY JOEL FANS (BOTH OF YOU)
Phantom of the Opera Majestic; Show Advisory: KIDS!
Producers St James; Show Advisory: MATURE (Note: saw in ORD originating version with Mr. Broderick and Mr. Lane. YMMV)
Rent Nederlander; Show Advisory: RENT FANS!
Sweet Charity Hirscheld; Show Advisory: APPLEGATE FANS ONLY! (Note: saw ORD originating version but she luckily broke her ankle and was understudied. YMMV)
Wicked Gershwin **RECOMMENDED** (Note: saw SFO originating version. YMMV)

Caution: I would recommend anything which makes me think, discuss it after the show, or contains gratuitous nudity. Just saying.





Week in Wine

23 06 2005

SAUVIGNON BLANC FROM SONOMA COUNTY SUB-APPELLATIONS

2004 Barefoot Reserve Alexander Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $13
2004 Davis Bynum Russian River Valley Fume Blanc: $15
2003 Dry Creek Vineyard DCV3 Dry Creek Valley Fume Blanc: $25
2004 Fritz Russian River Valley Sauv Blanc $16
2004 Geyser Peak Winery River Road Ranch RRV Sauv Blanc: $21
2004 Hanna Russian River Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $17
2004 Preston of Dry Creek Hartsock Dry Creek Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $16
2003 Roshambo Dry Creek Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $12
2004 Sauvignon Republic Cellars Russian River Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $16
2004 Trecini Russian River Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $14
2003 White Oak Russian River Valley Sauvignon Blanc: $14

WHITE
2004 McWilliam’s South Eastern Australia Riesling ($10)
2004 Four Emus Western Australia Sauvignon Blanc/Semillon ($10)
2004 Four Emus Western Australia Chardonnay ($10)
2003 Fish Eye California Chardonnay ($8)
2003 Leaping Lizard Napa Valley Chardonnay ($10)

RED
2003 Four Emus Western Australia Cabernet Sauvignon/Shiraz/Merlot ($10)
2003 Leaping Lizard Los Carneros Pinot Noir ($10)
2003 Screw Kappa Napa Napa Valley Zinfandel ($10)
2002 Block Wine California Cabernet Sauvignon ($10/1.5 liters)
2002 Dog House Checkers’ Cab California Cabernet Sauvignon ($9)

EXPRESS SANGRIA
* 2 bottles red wine
* 2 bottles (10 oz each) bitter lemon soda
* 1 sliced orange
* 1 lemon
* Mint sprigs
* Sugar
Chill two (2) hours. Serve

SANGRIA
*3 bottles fullbody red wine
* peel from 2 lemons
* 2 oranges, each cut in one long spiral and sliced thin
* 2 large peaches, cut in sections
* 1/3C sugar
* 1/2C brandy, Spanish
* 1/2 C orange liqueuer
* 1/4C gin or vodka
* fresh strawberries and grapes
* 3 bottles club soda
* ice cubes
Place all except soda and ice cubes in glass bowl. Stir. Refrig for 4 hours. Add cubes.

WHITE SANGRIA
* 2 bottles dry white wine
* 1/2C peach brandy or liqueur
* peel from 2 large oranges, removed in spiral with vegetable peeler
* 1qt chilled club soda
* ice cubes
* 1 lb peaches, peeled, cut into pieces or frozen sliced, thawed
Combine wine, brandy and orange peel in large pitcher and chill until cold
Add soda and ice before service. Add more ice and peach pieces to each drink.

Caution: Wines listed are available but may not be in all stores. Start with local wine merchants, but also try larger stores. I get my wine from BevMo. Drinking during pregnancy is associated with birth defects.

This is completely random but a lovely article on Bollywood in the National Geographic caught my attention. Friends who visit India always ask me before they board that fateful flight how to get to Bollywood. There is a problem- it simply does not exist.





Six Hazards

22 06 2005

Beginning March 1, 1998, the sellers of many residential properties must give prospective buyers a new “Natural Hazard Disclosure Statement.” Repeated floods, fires, and earthquakes, plus the increasing ability to map the areas susceptible to natural disasters, prompted state legislators to mandate sellers to tell buyers more about the condition of the homes they might buy. I read why California Legislature passed the law, and here review our state government’s hazard mapping programs. In addition to the usual Transfer Disclosure Statement required by Civil Code Section 1102.6, a Seller must give the prospective buyer a separate “Natural Hazard Disclosure Statement” if the residential property lies within one or more of six statutorily specified areas:

The new disclosure law, set forth in Civil Code Section 1102.6c, prescribes the contents of the Natural Hazard Disclosure Statement, including a checklist. The new Statement warns prospective buyers that “these hazards may limit your ability to develop the real property, to obtain insurance, or to receive assistance after a disaster: and advises buyers and sellers that they “may wish to obtain professional advice regarding those hazards.”

For each of the six natural hazard areas, the seller or agent must indicate on the Statement whether or not the property is located in the area by answering “yes” or “no,” and then certify that the information is “true and correct to the best of [his or her] knowledge.”

If the government’s maps are not sufficiently accurate or at a sufficient scale so that a reasonable person cannot determine if the property is included in a natural hazard area, then the seller or agent must answer yes” on the form. It is possible to mark “no” on the form if the seller or agent provides a supplemental report from a licensed professional. This report must be prepared pursuant to Civil Code Section 1102.4(c) and verify that the property is not in the hazard zone.

Anticipating litigation, the new law states that the disclosure of natural hazards is not to be used by insurance companies, lenders, or public agencies for other purposes. The list of six hazards does not limit any other disclosure duties necessary “to avoid fraud, misrepresentation, or deceit.”

The statutory language that requires disclosure for each of the six natural hazards contains important conditions that may (or may not) trigger a disclosure:
(i) For special flood hazard areas and areas of potential flooding, disclosure is required if either

  • the seller (or the agent) has “actual knowledge” that the property is in the hazardous area, or
  • the local agency has compiled a list of the affected parcels and posted an informative notice.

(ii) For very high fire hazard severity zones, earthquake fault zones, seismic hazard zones, and wildland fire areas, disclosure is required if either

  • the seller (or the agent) has “actual knowledge” that the property is in the hazardous area, or
  • county officials have posted notices explaining where the state’s maps can be located.

Civil Code Section 1102.6c became operative on March 1, 1998 when it was added by Chapter 7 of the Statutes of the First Extraordinary Session of 1997, introduced as Assembly Bill 6x (Torlakson, 1997). AB 6x also added and amended other code sections, which are discussed in Part IV of this article.

The notion that sellers should tell prospective buyers about the condition of residential property is not new. For a dozen years, state law has required sellers to give buyers highly detailed Transfer Disclosure Statements. Even before the 1997 Torlakson bill, state law required sellers to tell buyers if residential property was in an earthquake fault zone, a seismic hazard zone, or in the state responsibility area for wildland fires. Because the Legislature placed these other requirements in the Public Resources Code, where they were not directly linked to the provisions of the Civil Code that required disclosures, many sellers and their agents may have overlooked them. While information about wildland fires, earthquakes, and other seismic hazards is important to prospective buyers, state law did not require disclosure of other existing information about flood dangers and urban fire hazards

Legislators found that successive natural disasters over the last dozen years — fires in Santa Barbara, Malibu, Laguna Beach, and the Oakland-Berkeley Hills, the Loma Prieta and Northridge Earthquakes, and the floods of 1995 and 1997 — produced repeated requests for fiscal relief from local officials and cries for disaster assistance from private property owners. Over the same 12 years, federal agencies and state departments have used emerging technology to collect data and produce more accurate maps of areas that are vulnerable to natural disasters. As the volume and accuracy of the information increased, so too did the desire to use the resulting maps. Motivated by fiscal concerns as well as by a desire to anticipate the effects of future, inevitable disasters, the California Legislature enacted Assembly Bill 6x.

After extensive flooding in 1995, State Senator Tom Campbell (R-Stanford) authored a bill that would have required expanded notice to prospective buyers. Campbell’s unsuccessful SB 8x would have also limited property owners’ ability to receive public aid after future natural disasters. That 1995 bill died in the Senate Judiciary Committee. After the more devastating New Year’s floods of 1997, newly-elected State Senator Barbara Lee (D-Oakland) held a special hearing of her Senate Housing and Land Use Committee and again confronted the need for advance land use planning to avoid development in natural hazard areas. After the Senate Committee’s hearing, Assembly Member Torlakson (D-Antioch) introduced AB 6x, patterned after the 1995 Campbell bill but without the provision to deny disaster aid to property owners. Assembly Member Torlakson, a freshman legislator and former Contra Costa County Supervisor, chairs the Assembly’s Housing and Community Development Committee. With the cooperation of the California Association of Realtors, his measure moved so smoothly through the 1997 special session that no state legislator ever voted against the bill.

AB 6x represents the California Legislature’s attempt to complete the state’s four-part response to natural disasters:
Mitigation: avoiding development in hazardous areas
Preparation: organizing contingency plans and supplies.
Response: mobilizing emergency services and equipment.
Recovery: rebuilding public works and private property.
California’s state and local governments have developed highly effective programs that prepare for, respond to, and assist in the recovery process after natural disasters. The state government spends millions of taxpayers’ dollars training and equipping emergency response teams and then investing in long-term economic recovery efforts. But mitigation measures are the most cost-effective means to reduce the damage caused by natural disasters and, consequently, reduce the public costs of emergency response and long-term recovery.

When based on reliable and accurate information, land use measures can keep residential development out of areas that are subject to natural hazards: floodplains, seismic hazard areas, and areas prone to wildland fires. Some of these measures rely on public officials’ police powers. Floodplain zoning, for example, restricts development within areas that are known to flood. Building codes that ban the use of wooden shakes and shingles in fire zones are another example of police power regulations. Other measures, including AB 6x, influence the private real estate market to achieve similar results. Legislators believed that prospective buyers would learn to be wary of residential property in areas labeled as prone to natural hazards. Informed consumer choices and market forces, not direct government regulation, lie behind AB 6x.

Hazard Mapping Programs
A. Special Flood Hazard Area
FEMA maps areas subject to flooding, including areas within the 100-year floodplains (Zone “A”). Used by the Natural Flood Insurance Program, FEMA’s maps are familiar to residential lenders, insurers, and most Realtors. AB 6x requires sellers to tell prospective buyers if the residential property lies within a special flood hazard area. Although FEMA maps several types of flood areas, the new state statute requires sellers to inform buyers only if the property is within Zone “A.” Agents and owners of other flood-prone property must decide for themselves whether they have a nonstatutory, common law duty to disclose that information.
Copies of FEMA’s maps should be readily available from the planning department in the city or county where the property is located. Information about FEMA’s floodplain mapping program and the Natural Flood Insurance Program is available on FEMA’s Web-site

B. Areas of Potential Flooding
AB 6x requires sellers to tell prospective buyers if the residential property lies within an area of potential flooding in the event of the failure of a state-regulated dam. Of the 1,200 dams under the state government’s regulatory jurisdiction, about 400 are large enough and close enough to development to require “inundation maps.” Many of the biggest dams in California, however, are owned by federal agencies and are not subject to state regulation. Agents and owners of property that might be inundated by the failure of a federal dam must decide for themselves whether they have a nonstatutory, common law duty to disclose that information.
The owner of a state-regulated dam must prepare a draft dam failure inundation map, which the state Office of Emergency Services (“OES”) then reviews. OES sends the final inundation map to the cities and counties with jurisdiction over the affected territory so that local emergency services officials can prepare evacuation plans. OES and the state Department of Water Resources must keep on file copies of the dam inundation maps. A more accessible source for these dam inundation maps should be each county’s emergency services agency. AB 6x requires county officials to post notices at the offices of the county recorder, the county assessor, and the county planning agency that explain where the dam inundation maps are available.

C. Very High Fire Hazard Severity Zones
B 6x requires sellers to tell prospective buyers if the residential property lies within a very high fire hazard severity zone. After the fatally disastrous firestorm in the Oakland-Berkeley Hills in 1991, the Legislature required the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection (CDF) to identify very high fire hazard severity zones and send the resulting information to the affected cities, counties, and fire districts. Counties must post notices at the offices of the county recorder, the county assessor, and the county planning agency that explain how to find maps showing these zones. Local agencies were required to designate, by ordinance, very high fire hazard severity zones in their jurisdictions following the identification of these areas by the CDF, but were exempt from this requirement if they adopted ordinances before 1993 that were equivalent to, or more restrictive than, the state standards. Agents and owners of property in areas subject to such an exemption from the statewide requirements must decide for themselves whether they have a nonstatutory, common law duty to disclose that information.

D. Wildland Fire Areas
Even before the enactment of AB 6x, state law had already required sellers to tell prospective buyers if the property was located within a wildland area that could contain substantial forest fire risks and hazards. The State Board of Forestry identifies those lands where the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection has the primary duty for wildland fire prevention suppression. Many people know these lands as “state responsibility areas” or “SRA land.” The CDF sends copies of these maps to the affected counties, and county officials must post notices at the offices of the county recorder, the county assessor, and the county planning agency that explain where the maps are available. CDF’s 21 regional ranger units can also answer questions about the SRA maps.

E. Earthquake Fault Zones
The requirement that sellers tell prospective buyers if the property is within an earthquake fault zone predates AB 6x. The Alquist-Priolo Earthquake Fault Zoning Act requires the State Geologist to map areas of potential surface rupture along active earthquake faults, including the San Andreas, Calaveras, Hayward, and San Jacinto faults. After review of these draft maps by the State Mining and Geology Board, the State Geologist must send copies of the final maps to the affected cities and counties. County officials must post notices at the office of the county assessor, the county recorder, and the county planning agency that explain where the maps are available.

F. Seismic Hazard Zones
For several years, state law has required sellers to tell prospective buyers if the property is inside a seismic hazard zone. Under the 1991 Seismic Hazards Mapping Act, the State Geologist maps areas that are subject to strong ground shaking, liquefaction, and earthquake-induced landslides. After review of these draft maps by the State Mining and Geology Board, the State Geologist must send copies of the final maps to the affected cities and counties. County officials must post notices at the office of the county recorder, the county assessor, and the county planning agency that explain where the maps are available. The State Geologist has concentrated on mapping Southern California’s seismic hazards, particularly after the Northridge Earthquake. In addition, the state’s seismic hazards maps cover San Francisco. Information about which areas have been mapped is available online.

G. Access to Maps
Buyers, sellers, Realtors, and their legal advisors need quick access to accurate, reliable maps when they use the new Natural Hazard Disclosure Statements. The best place to start your search for the six sets of maps described in this article is the county planning agency. Sometimes called the planning department, a community development department, or even a resource protection agency, county planning agencies are the best local repositories of land use information. Of course, one way to find the county planning agency is to look under “County of…” in the Government listings in the front of the local telephone book. For those with on-line capabilities, there is a complete list of county planning agencies’ addresses and telephone numbers.

Real Property Owners and their legal advisors should learn how to use the new disclosure form. State departments are already preparing to answer the inevitable questions from sellers who have just encountered the mandate for the first time. County planning directors and county counsels are discussing these requirements among themselves, and training their staffs to provide quick public access to the state maps in their possession. Further, the California Association of Realtors is advising its thousands of members about the new requirements.
Buyers, their agents, and those who provide legal counsel should take advantage of the increased information that will result from the Torlakson bill. When house hunting, buyers can use the new Natural Hazard Disclosure Statement as a checklist, asking the seller and the seller’s agent if the property is located in a hazardous area. Buyers can ask their agents to find out if the city or county has received state and federal maps of hazardous areas, and where the property is on the official maps. A Seller’s single page disclosure is NOT a substitute and must not be mistaken as one. You can buy your own disclosure for less than a hundred dollars.

Sellers, agents, and their attorneys will need to consider whether they have a common law duty to disclose other known natural hazards that are not specifically mentioned by the new statute. Other hazards may include the flood-prone areas that lie outside of FEMA’s Zone “A,” areas of inundation located below federally owned dams, and known seismic hazards in areas that the State Geologist has yet to map. I am optimistic that increased access to reliable information about natural hazards will help you make a better decision while buying your house. There is a mountain of paperwork but it is all logical. All of it.





Real Laws

21 06 2005

What is it with all the real estate agents with glamor shots? Are we selling property here or auditioning for “A Chorus Line”? Familiarize yourself with new laws passed in 2005 by the California Legislature affecting real property transactions:
* Common Interest Developments
* Disclosure Issues
* Electronic Communications
* Labor Issues
* Privacy Issues, eff. 7/1/6
* Property Restrictions
* Tax Issues
* Unfair Competition Laws

This sounds like a fiction but the National Association of REALTORS has a Code of Ethics and Standards of Practice. Just so you know. Loophole: builders’ agents are pretty much exempt from this so they can fuck with you however they want.

10 WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HOME MORE SALEABLE

  1. Eliminate clutter. Roomier closets. Clean garage
  2. Wash windows and screens. Let the sunshine in.
  3. Keep everything extra clean. Wash fingerprints. Mop and wax floors. Clean the stove and fridge.
  4. Eliminate smells. Clean carpets and drapes. Eat out. Open windows. Stop cooking.
  5. Put higher wattage bulbs in light sockets. Replace burnt out bulbs
  6. Finish minor repairs
  7. Tidy the yard. Cut grass. Rake leaves. Trim bushes. Edge walks. Bright flowers at entry way.
  8. Patch holes in driveway. Reapply sealant.
  9. Clean gutters.
  10. Polish front doorknob and home numbers.

5 WAYS TO SPEED UP YOUR SALE

  1. Price it right. Choose the lower end of your local region’s price point.
  2. Get it ready for at least two (2) weeks before you show it.
  3. Be flexible about showings. The more often you can show, the sooner you can sell.
  4. Be ready for offers. Decide in advance pricing and terms that are acceptable.
  5. Do NOT refuse to drop the price. If you have not sold for thirty (30) days, drop the price.
  • Set the price based on recent home sales in the local region using a comparative market analysis.
  • Two standard contingencies are (i) financing (purchase is conditional to the buyer’s ability to obtain a loan commitment from a lender) (ii) inspection (allow buyers to have professionals inspect the property to their satisfaction. A deposit could be forfeited by the buyers if they back out for a reason not stupulated int he contract. The purchase contract must include the seller’s responsibilities (passing clear title, maintaining the property in present condition until closing and making any agreed uponr epairs to the property)
  • Seller must provide the buyer with a Real Estate Transfer Disclosure Statement. Sellers are responsible for disclosing only information within their personal knowledge
  • The market picks up as early as FEbruary with the strongest season usually lasting through May and June. With the onset of summer, the market slows and July is the slowest month because of a strong Spring market putting upward pressure on interest rates and school holidays.
  • To maximize the list price, add square footage, build a garage, upgrade the kitchen or add a bathroom.
  • Luck




Paid Dirt

20 06 2005

Do you want to give your neighbor the mistaken impression that you have been off-road or, at the very least, in the countryside for the weekend. Sprayonmud sends just that very message. It comes in an easy to use plastic bottle just the right size to hide in your Wellies. Remember you cannot obscure your number plates (to avoid detection by a speed camera) or the lights of your auto. That would be illegal. I present to you the ultimate accessory for those Pleasanton Moms (inside joke between me and D) who use their H2 craft to drop off the kids en route to yoga.





Hoosier Daddy

19 06 2005

Fathers’ Day was not established by Hallmark. Mrs. John B. Dodd of Washington proposed the idea in 1909 to honor her father (William Smart), a Civil War veteran widowed when his wife (Mrs. Dodd’s mother) died in childbirth of their sixth child. Mr. Smart raised the children on his own in a rural farm in Eastern WA state, but it was not until she was an adult that Mrs. Dodd realized the strength and selflessness of single parenthood.

The first Fathers’ Day (note the position of the apostrophe) was observed on June 19, 1910 in Spokane, WA. In 1924, President Calvin Coolidge supported the idea of a national Fathers’ Day. Finally, in 1966, President Lyndon Johnson signed a presidential proclamation declaring the third Sunday of June as Fathers’ Day.

For those of us without fathers and who are statistically not likely to become fathers, stepfathers, uncles, grandfathers and adult male friends are all honored on Fathers’ Day. I am going to be an uncle for the first time this December so I will wait.





Duke Hazard

18 06 2005

I am a sensitive person. No, not like that. I confess I have a good ear, eye and posterior columns (that sense non-directional noise, vibration and rumbles). This is not fun at all as it makes me a very light sleeper and easily distracted. I can feel temblors, tremors and quakes with alarming heightened sensitivity and this past week has been buzzing with subterranean activity. If you have noticed any subtle out of character behavior in your cat, you knew that. When I moved to the Far East Bay, I would make notes at the bedside and play Guess The Richter, and was pretty close when I checked the following morning. I follow quakes very closely – it is not fear but it is fascination. I have it set up so I am emailed whenever there arises a quake of any significance. I do not know why I do it. The possibility of a quake in my local region is, well, 100% so it is best to keep oneself aware and unafraid.

The California Departments of Real Estate and Health Services prepared this document in response to the mandate of the California Legislation (CHapter 969, Statues of 1989, AB 983, Bane) to inform the homeowner and prospective homeowner about environmental hazards located on and affecting residential property.

I would also recommend further reading on mold and radon exposure. Compared to my home state of Illinois, you need to be more aware about issues concerning disclosure and the real estate industry in California. Realtors need to explain geological risk to buyers. Find out when you need to ring an expert.

Other geological hazards you need to be aware of are drainage, flood, earthquake, landslide, liquefaction and expansive soils. If you need to hire an inspector, consider one local or national depending on your site of home origin. Prices are comparable – splurge and get a thorough report. Order a Natural Hazard Disclosure Report for your property and save it.





Cubist Theory

17 06 2005

P recommended to me Cube and the Cathedral in which George Weigel traces the origins of “Europe’s problem” to the atheistic humanism of the nineteenth-century European intellectual life, which set in motion a historical process that produced two world wars, three totalitarian systems, the Gulag, Auschwitz, the Cold War- and, most ominously, the Continent’s de-population, which is worse today than during the Black Death. And yet, many Europeans still insist- most recently, during the debate over a new EU constitution – that only a public square shorn of religiously – informed moral argument is safe for human rights and democracy. Precisely the opposite, Weigel suggests, is true: the people of the “cathedral” can give a compelling account of their commitment to everyone’s freedom; the people of the “cube” cannot. Can there be any true “politics”-any true deliberation about the common good, and any robust defense of freedom-without God? George Weigel makes a powerful case that the answer is “No,” because, in the final analysis, societies are only as great as their spiritual aspirations.

What is the role of religion in the life of a nation’s culture? The Cube is the Grande Arche de la Defense (Paris) and the cathedral is Notre Dame. The cube is a tribute to human rights and the need to defend every personal dignity. France now lives as if the cathedral does not exist. With a loss of transcendence, the state becomes more tyrannical and abusive of human dignity. Some people believe that the anchor of authentic freedom is the presence of God in the public square. If God becomes purely private, the cause of freedom, and especially for those in the minority, is soon lost. The cube teaches about human rights and the Cathedral teaches why these rights must be defended.

As European culture has become increasingly secular, there is a palpable hostile attitude towards Christianity. Practising Christianity in the EU today enjoys a status not dissimilar to smoking marijuana or engaging in unconventional sexual pleasure – few mind if you do so in private but you must not speak of it or ask others whether they do too. Christianity is considered retrograde and atavistic in a progressive society devoted to hedonism: long holidays, short work hours and generous government benefits. Without a religious dimension, a commitment to human freedom is likely to be attenuated, too weak to make sacrifices in its name. We are reluctant to put the good life on hold and put lives on the line when freedom is in need of a champin say in the Balkans or Iraq. That is why I applaud K so much: he is in Mosul right now when he could just as easily be mixing his legendary Martini for me on my porch. The good of human freedome must be weighed against the risk and cost of actually fighting for it. It is not absolute. In a world governed by the pleasure principle, sacrifice is rare and churches are for tourists and weddings.

Just some numbers to put things in perspective (I love numbers!) from David Barrett’s World Christian Encyclopedia
* World population (86% religious; 14% nonreligious or antireligious)
* Religious groups (53% monotheists, 20% reincarnationists, 10% ethnoreligious)
* Monotheists (33% Christians, 20% Muslims)
* Reincarnationists (13% Hindu, 6% Buddhist)
* Ethnoreligious (6.3% Chinese, 4% Tribal)
* Nonreligious (11.9% Agnostic, 2.3% Antireligious and atheist)
So the global number of Muslims is huge (one-fifth of the global population) but the first derivative (growth rate) is far higher than that of the total population or any other religious group though its second derivative is a question. Is Islamic population growth slowing more rapidly or is the difference in population growth rates getting larger? Over the last four (4) years, the Muslim population has grown 0.5% a yera faster than the world population which means in 140 years, 40% of us will be Muslims. It seems like a long time. The price of computing power drops by 50% every two (2) years so in twenty (20) years it will drop t one-thousandth of its present price. The current Web I use is a littel over ten (10) years old so 140 years is far too far to make any predictions. Some think Muslims procreate at a higher rate simply because they live in poorer nations but even Muslims who live in the same nations as other groups have higher birth rates. In India, Muslim population growth easily races ahead of the Hindu population growth: India is a secular State. In general, Muslims are not as promiscuous as most of us and have largely avoided HIV. While most of a generation in some of sub-Saharan Africa will succumb to HIV, the rate ofi nfection in Muslim coutnries is less than 1/1000. If larger numbers of non-Muslims succumb to HIV, then the global percentage of Muslims increases as well. Other than HIV, sexually spread diseases like gonorrhea and chlamysia do not kill but result in infertility, which is far less common in Egypt (less than 10%) than in America (more than 20%). This simply means that even if Muslim and non-Muslims try to have families of the same size, then the Muslim population will grow more rapidly, a differential that might be eliminated by technological advance, HIV curing drugs, a declien of hedonism and anti-venereal vaccines. Any new venereal disease (typically as communicable as gonorrhea, as innocuous as chlamydia and as deadly as HIV) could kill of an entire generation of the non-Muslim world (cf. subSaharan Africa) – the Muslims will quickly find themselves in a majority. In their defense, the plagues that affect the rest of the world are not the Muslims’ fault. We The Promiscuous not only spread venereal diseases but we provide the environment wherein new ones evolve. A Muslim majority will easily make many of these bugs extinct. A rachet factor is created by Muslims who when they gain societal dominance punish and even kill those who convert away from Islam: Muslims who once they win a country rarely lose it (contrary to the British Empire). I need to read more before I can dissect this fully.

Interview.
More reading.





Week in Wine

16 06 2005

CABERNET SAUVIGNON FROM CHILE

2003 Carmen Reserve Maipo Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $13
2003 Casa Lapostolle Cuvee Alexandre Rapel Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $20
2003 Chateau Los Boldos Grand Reserve Rapel Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $15
2004 Concha y Toro Casillero del Diablo Central Vly Cab. Sauv.: $9
2003 Concha y Toro Marques de Casa Concha Puente Alto Vnyd. Maipo: $16
2004 Concha y Toro Xplorador Central Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $7
2003 Guelbenzu Jardin Colchagua Valley Cab. Sauvignon Carmenere: $10
2003 La Playa Block Selection Colchagua Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $11
2000 Morande Limited Edition Maipo Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $21
2002 Morande Terrarum Reserve Maipo Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $11
2002 Morande Central Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $6
2002 Penalolen Maipo Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $17
2003 Santa Amalia Sanama Reserva Rapel Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $13
2003 Santa Carolina Barrica Selection Maipo Valley Cab. Sauv.: $13
2003 Veramonte Maipo Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $11
2003 Viu Manent Reserva Colchagua Valley Cabernet Sauvignon: $12

BEST BLENDS

NV Barefoot Cellars Barefoot on the Beach California red wine ($4)
2002 Baron Gassier Cotes de Provence ($9)
2003 Bonello d’Italia Puglia Cabernet Sauvignon Primitivo ($8)
2003 Cheap Skate Miser California Red Table Wine ($8)
2004 Fess Parker Winery Frontier Red Lot No. 41 California Red Wine ($9)
2003 JanKris Paso Robles Crossfire ($10)
2003 JanKris Paso Robles Picaro ($10)
2003 JanKris Paso Robles Riatta ($10)
2004 La Vieille Ferme La Sira Costieres de Nimes ($8)
2003 Perrin Reserve Cotes du Rhone ($9)

Caution: Wines listed are available but may not be in all stores. Start with local wine merchants, but also try larger stores. I get my wine from BevMo. Drinking during pregnancy is associated with birth defects.





Inspector Clues

15 06 2005

The American Society of Home Inspectors is a valuable source of information regarding home inspection. A home is the biggest investment we make in our lifetime but before buying or selling a home, a professional home inspection is mandatory. AHSI was established in 1976 as a nonprofit professional society with voluntary membership of private fee-paid home inspectors to promote excellence and continual improvement in services to new homeowners.

STRUCTURE
This is the skeleton of the home, its condition impacts how the home stands up to gravity, weather and the earth. Structural components include the foundation and the framing.
Issues: differential settlement, rotten rim jointss, damaged floor joints

EXTERIOR
Exterior components permit us to easily enter and exit the home (walks, driveways, steps, windows, doors) and also keep weather away (siding, trim and surface drainage).
Issues: damaged siding, unsafe railings, damaged windows

ROOFING
Roofing keeps all the water from the sky out of your home. Inspection include the roof covering, the roof drainage systems, the flashings, the skylights and the chimneys.
Issues: worn out shingles, missing shingles, rusted gutters, damages eaves

PLUMBING
Indoor plumbing must not be taken for granted. Properly installed and operating plumbing systems must keep water and gasses in their pipes and away from home interior surfaces. Pay special attention to the water supply and drainage systems, the hot water heating equipment and the fuel storage systems.
Issues: leaking showers, unsafe TPR valves, deteriorated galvanized pipes, loose seals

ELECTRICAL
This includes the service entrance wires, the interior components of the service panels, the breakers and fuses, and the disconnects.
Issues: double taps, overheated wires, splice without junction box, undersized electrical service

HEATING
This includes an examination of the home heating system, the ventilation system, flues and chimneys, and describes the heating energy source.
Issues: leaking boiler, disconnected furnace flue, improper clearance/locations

AIR-CONDITIONING
Your home cooling system, its energy source and a thorough inspection of the central and through-wall cooling equipment.
Issues: disconnected ductwork, no overflow pan, damaged condenser fins

INTERIORS
Safety and soundness of the home interior.
Issues: water stains, damaged garage door mechanism

VENTILATION
Home insulation, ventilation and mechanical ventilation systems determine the home indoor environment for safety and comfort.
Issues: inadequate attic ventilation, loose insulation, missing attic insulation

FIREPLACES
System components, actual wood burning fireplaces and solid fuel burning appliances
Issues: dangerous flues, chimney movement, improper drafting

Save a Copy of the Standards of Practice and personally review them as fully as possible. It is an eight (8) page document. While you can skip the Code of Ethics, pay attention to the helpful glossary. After you have your home inspected and have reviewed the standards, if you feel that your designated inspector has not addressed any item that falls within the scope of these guidelines before your purchase contract contingency period ends, you should contact the inspector and selling agent immediately.

Assessments in the Home Inspection
This glossary will help in the explanation of new vocabulary

SITE
(i) Curbs and gutters
(ii) Sidewalk
(iii) Driveway
(iv) Site drainage: soil grade should slope away from the swelling at 0.5″ per foot for 5 feet
(v) Retaining wall: heavy vines will accelerate deterioration and must be cut back

EXTERIOR
(i) Stucco siding
CAUTION: Exterior Insulation and Finish Systems (EIFS) Stucco is under fire for retaining moisture. Also called synthetic stucco, it is a multilayered exterior finish in used in Europe since WWII that came to the US in the 80s using European techniques. There are three (3) layers: inner (foam insulation secured to the exterior wall surface with adhesive), middle (polymer and cement base applied to the top of the insulation then reinforced with glass fiber mesh) and exterior (textured finish coat) layers. EIFS layers bond to form a covering that does not breathe whic is fine when no moisture is present behind the covering but if moisture seeps in it it can be trapped between layers. With no place to go, constant exposure to moisture can lead to wood rot. Any opening (door and window frames and areas around flashings) must be sealed to prevent water from seeping behind the EIFS. Gutters should be kept clean and positioned to drain away from the house (this might cause adjustment of the eaves). Foam should not extend below grade. Items that penetrate the stucco should be sealed. NO MOISTURE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEEP BEHIND THE STUCCO. Signs of EIFS problesm are mold or mildew on the interior or exterior of the home, swollen wood around door and window frames, blistered or peeling paint, cracked EIFS or sealant. Newer EIFS systems include a drainage arrangement to keep moisture from being trapped behind the covering.
if past repairs have been performed, verify the problem, its cause and extent of repairs performed with the Seller. If unsubstantiated, be sure to contact a qualified contractor before close of escrow for further investigation.
(ii) Porch
(iii) Decks: waterproofing – check for water tightness visually Substantial cracking in stucco allows moisture to penetrate structural framing behind. This should be properly corrected.

ROOF
(i) Roofs are visually inspected as walking a roof may cause damage to the roof covering
(ii) Concrete tile roofs are often used
(iii) Eaves: water stained eaves indicated prior repair. Determine the completion of repair of the lower part of the roof projecting over the wall (eaves)
(iv) Flashing: this is noncorrosive metal used around angles or juncitons in roofs and exterior walls to prevent leaks. Check for deterioration or deficiency
(v) Rain gutters: routine maintenance includes annual inspection, cleaning, spot painting and sealing of all joints and seams. If there has been past repair, evaluate for substantiation as above

KITCHEN APPLIANCES
(i) Dishwasher: check the airgap regularly which faciliates safe drainage
(ii) Garbage disposal
(iii) Exhaust fan
(iv) Cooktop: check burners for operation
(v) Oven: check temperature calibration, clocks and self-cleaning features
(vi) Microwave
(vii) Trash compactor: if defective parts, search for spare parts online

BATH
(i) Shower enclosures: safety glass provides added safety against breakage and injury
(ii) Sink cabinets: look for stains and water leaks
(iii) Check fixtures for leaks and loosening
(iv) Shower stalls: windowsills below the level of the showerhead are conducive to moisture infiltration and can eventually damage the wall framing behind – continual maintenance of a proper seal is key
(v) Toilets: check for loose floor flange connections which can result in a water leak at the wax ring seal – remove the toilet and reset it on a new wax ring to prevent this
(vi) Shower curtains: avoid overspray that can damage floor covering
(vii) Cracked caulking at the floor to tub connection can no longer maintain a tight water seal and should be recaulked at all seams

INTERIOR
(i) Wall Insulation: improves energey efficiency
(ii) Doors: check for loose hinges and repair them to insure trouble-free operation
(iii) If repairs have been performed below sinks, assess the extent of the problem and solution
(iv) Wall Framing: wood framed interior and exterior walls should be checked for undue settlement or structual failure
(v) Windows: dual glazed panes are energy saving but the seal can fail and allow moisture to penetrate between the layers of glass and cause windwos to fog, correciton of which requires complete windowpane replacement. Have the homeowner confirm in writing that none of the windows has fogged in the past. Check counterbalance springs on the windows for durability, and have a qualified repairman to adjust these where necessary. Open and close all windows personally before close of escrow! You do not want to be surprised
(vi) Smoke alarms. It is a prerequisite in California since 1989 that visual fire alarms must be installed where audible fire alarms are required in all new constructions. Details regarding approved smoke alarms and specific requirements regarding bedroom smoke detectors may be obtained from the local regional fire department. Look for smoke detecrots in the hallways and bedrooms.
(vii) Fireplace: metallic firenox fireplace, furnaces, chimneys, decorative gas log fireplaces

GARAGE
(i) Limited inspection as it is usually fully enclosed in sheetrock. Stored personal items preclude inspection at the periphery. Be sure to inspect this area at the final walk-through
(ii) Evaluate overhead roll-up doors, including the safety device which will cease operation if the door meets with an obstruction.
(iii) Remote hand-held transmitters must be evaluated (with new batteries, where needed) for availability, operations and manual readability. I once had to operate an espresso machine with an instructional DVD in conversational Italian. It is not like going to the opera. The coffee bean does not die in the end. Check for responsiveness in these devices.

ELECTRICAL
(i) Main disconnect panel: check location, size, volt service strength, breaker amperage and electrical supply
(ii) Subpanels: check location, use of copper or aluminum wire, operability and servicability
(iii) Circuit wiring: Ground Fault circuit Interruptor (GFI) plugs are ultrasensitive circuit breakers that protect wall outlets in bathrooms and other sensitive areas where water and plumbing fixtures are in close proximity. I had a terrible time adjusting to these when I moved to my first home. Inspect them monthly and test to insure proper operation.
(iv) Clothes dryer: check servicability of all 220V outlets prior to close of escrow

PLUMBING
(i) Water piping in domestics is provided by a municipal service. Check where the shutoff valve is. Cooper should be used for water supply lines. Insert gratuitous lead lines joke here.
(ii) Natural gas: check for the shut off valve and the visible portion

WATER HEATER
(i) Capacity: 75 gallon gas water heaters are typical for larger homes
(ii) Temperature/Pressure Relief (TPR) valve to prevent system failure from excesses of either and should be properly installed with discharge piping 9at least 3/4″) to an outside location ot preclude a safety hazard.
(iii) Approved has valves (and piping) provid convenient gas shutoff with an approved flexible gas line
(iv) Check for sufficient combustion air ventilation for water heater burners, seismic traps (sand is used) to protect the water heater from overturning in case of quakes and adequate flue to remove gases, and an insulation blanket to assist in energy conservation

HVAC
(i) Forced Air Furnace: location, thermostat with energy-saving night setback (for economy), calibration of thermostat, adequate installation (gas valve and piping, gas connector to avoid premature failure, flue, electrical servcie disconnect switch)
(ii) Air-conditioning: electric forced-air, refrigeration type units. Check compressor/condensers. Run to test the motor and compressor but compressor motor operating pressures, freon levels and amperage draw cannot be checked without sophisticated gauges

SUBAREA
(i) substructure concret slab flooring, presence of crawl space
(ii) slab foundation – limited to visual inspection without a structural engineer

ATTICS
(i) Insulation: blown fiberglass. R-value is the standard for measuring resistance to heat flow (outgoing and incoming) with a higher R meaning more effective insulation. An average thickness of 12 inches is considered the maximum amount of insulation in weather conditions for the East Bay
(ii) Free-air requirements for ventilation
(iii) Check for roof leakage

POOL
(i) Structural integrity of pool, heater, pumps, filters, related piping and electrical work
A Separate Pool Inspector may be required.
(ii) Dublin requires a code-complying safety fence around the pool to safeguard against accidents to the inhabitants and neighbors. The fence must be a minimum of 4′ high and non-climbable measured from the outside, with self-latching and self-closing geates. Check other building codes with the City.
(iii) Verify the condition and operability of lawn and fire sprinklers with the Seller before close of escrow

The rating system employed in the Inspection Report is
(i) Generally Serviceable: capable of serving its intended purpose (it may show some wear or deterioration). These are cosmetic and not top priority at the time of home purchase.
(ii) Repair/Investigation Recommended: has undergone wear or deterioration or been modified in a way that has affected its current/future capacity to perform or properly seerve its purpose. These should be repaired as soon as possible, or research is called for in order to insure future servicability.

It is the Buyer’s responsibility to
(a) perform a meticulous visual inspection. This permits sufficient time for questioning seller disclosures of professional inspection reports if they differ from the Buyer’s own personal observations
(b) choose between requesting, in writing, which items outlined in (ii) above merit prompt repair before close of escrow or request credit for a good faith estimate provided by a licensed and bonded local regional contractor
(c) perform a final walk-through without delay once the Seller’s belongings are removed to insure nothing has been inadvertently or intentionally eclipsed by personal chattel or damaged during the process of the move out

Choose a reliable inspector. I like to interact with these anal obsessive people: it is like the mothership is calling us all home. I am becoming far too anal and obsessive in my twlight years.





Nelly Vision

14 06 2005

Sunday was a perfect California day. I hate to say this but it made the high property and gas prices almost (almost!) justifiable. S&N had me over for a delightful lunch. They do not watch television. I do not believe I watch too much television. In Chicago, given the weather, it was a necessity and leaving the home once without watching to Roberta Gonzalez and coming home completely soaked taught me very quickly. Too many people at work and play discuss media-driven events (“Ben and Angelina”, the MJ verdict, pit bull horrors) with ridiculous familiarity. In order to disconnect myself from this and rekindle my passion for the written word, I am disconnecting network and cable television forthwith. I get all my news online and my music via satellite. I think I will make it through the week. Another lame test of self-discipline. It is like Lent, only it is not.

In Fall 2003, Zero to Six: Electronic Media in the Lives of Infants, Toddlers and Preschoolers, was published by the Kaiser Family foundation, provides a look into the use of media among the very young and their parents. Some of its findings include:

  • 80% of children use screen media, whether TV, movies or video games.
  • 77% turn the television on by themselves.
  • Two-thirds request a particular program or surf channels using a remote.
  • 65% live in homes in which the TV is on half the time or more.
  • 36% live in homes in which the TV is always on (considered a “heavy” TV household).
  • In “heavy” TV households, 77% of children watch it every day.
  • They are also less likely to read (59% vs. 68%).
  • They are less likely to be able to read at all (34% of children ages 4-6 from heavy TV households can read, compared to 56% of others the same age).
  • The majority of parents (59%) say their 4-to 6-year-old boys imitate aggressive behavior seen on TV.
  • 30% of children under 2 have a TV in their bedroom.
  • Overall, violence increased in every time slot between 1998 and 2002. On all the networks combined, violence was 41% more frequent during the 8:00 p.m. (ET/PT) Family Hour in 2002 than in 1998.
  • During the second hour of prime time (9-10:00 p.m. ET/PT), violence was 134.4% more frequent in 2002 than in 1998. During the third hour of prime time (10-11:00 p.m. ET/PT), violent content was nearly 63% more common in 2002 than in 1999.
  • In qualitative terms, television violence seemed to have become more graphic over time. In 1998, the most common form of TV violence during all hours of prime time was fist fights or martial arts combat (in which no one was killed). By 2002, these relatively mild fight sequences became less frequent and were supplanted by more frequent use of guns or other weapons. In 1998, 44% of all violent scenes during the Family Hour were mild fight sequences compared to 32% in 2002. In 1998, 29% of all violent sequences included the use of guns or other weapons. By 2002, that number increased to 38%.
  • Looking at the second hour of prime time, violent scenes containing depictions of blood were 141% more common in 2002 than in 1998.
  • Foul language increased overall during every timeslot between 1998 and 2002. During the Family Hour, it increased by 94.8% between 1998 and 2002 and by 109.1% during the 9:00 p.m. ET/PT time slot. Ironically, the smallest increase (38.7%) occurred during the last hour of prime time—the hour when young children are least likely to be in the viewing audience.
  • One teen-targeted network had a 188% increase in foul language during the Family Hour between 1998 and 2002. Such language increased by 308.5% during the second hour of prime time.
  • Almost two-thirds of all shows (64%) have some sexual content, including one in three (32%) with sexual behaviors (the rest include sexual references in conversation). This rate of sexual content is similar to that found two years ago (68%), up from about half of all shows (56%) four years ago.
  • One in seven shows (14%) now includes sexual intercourse, either depicted or strongly implied, an increase from 10% of shows two years ago, and 7% four years ago.
  • In the top 20 shows among teen viewers, eight in ten episodes include some sexual content (83%), including one in five (20%) with sexual intercourse.
  • Overall, 15% of all shows with any sexual content—including those with more modest content such as talk about sex, kissing or touching—included a safer sex reference, up from 10% two years ago and 9% four years ago. The rates for certain programs with more advanced portrayals were much higher, as noted above (for example, in shows with sexual intercourse, where the rate was 26%).




Squab Proof

13 06 2005

My new friends, J&J (it is a really interesting premise that deserves its own blog entry but superstitious tentative me is holding on until August 1 when all will be revealed – oh yes, my mind is a steel trap of secrets), showed me how their eaves were pigeon proofed. There is an absolutely staggering amount of stuff that I have no knowledge of, and you could run a large red lorry through my holes of ignorance.

Vagrant domestic pigeons (Rock dove) live in most areas of Alameda county. The abundance of shelter provides them with ample places to roost and breed as they subsist on food and shelter provided by us. The average pigeon may live 5-7 years.

Pigeon droppings deface and deteriorate buildings and cars, and leave unsighlty meses upon concrete and asphalt. They contaminate foodstuffs, causing Salmonella food poisnonig. Pigeon ectoparasites (lice, fleas, ticks and mites) may bite us. and frequently invade homes from pigeon nests in or on our homes. Control measures are outlined below:

  • NEST REMOVAL: nesting in attics, cornices and under eaves may be reduced by destroying nests and eggs at two week intervals during spring and summer. Use a hook fastened to the end of a long pole to tear down nests under eaves and other high nesting places.
  • PIGEON PROOFING: exclusion of pigeons entering structures for roosting purposes. Openings into building, porticos, and other artchitectural features should be screened with meshed wire or boarded up to prevent pigeon access. Roosting by birds on ledges, rafters, and signs are discouraged by covering with wire netting or installing wood or metal sheathing at a sharp angle.
  • REPELLENTS: products that repel pigeons include chemical substances and mechanical devices. Glue-like or “sticky” repellents such as Roost-No-More may be spread in ribbons on ledges or landing places, making them inhospitable and uncomfortable for pigeons

More permanent types of repellents are made of metal wires in the form of a bristling fence to prevent roosting. Frightening devices such as revolving lights, noise makers, or high frequency sound vibrators are not usually effective against pigeons.





Perfect Minneapolis

12 06 2005

Hotel:
Le Meridien
601 First Ave N
800.543-4300

Dining:
Babalu
800 Washington Ave N
612.746-3158

Cosmos
601 First Ave N
612.312-1168

Figlio
3001 Hennepin Ave S
612.822-1688

Sights:
Bakken Museum
3537 Zenith Ave S
612.926-3878

Walker Art Center
1750 Hennepin Ave
612.375-7622

Mill City Museum
704 S Second St
612.341-7555

Mell’s Beauty Bar
606 Washington Ave N
612.338-1680

Bob’s Java Hut
2651 Lyndale Ave S
612.871-4485

Mall of America
This is an exquisitely creepy place now being touted as a destination. Flights from Scandinavia originate with the sole purpose of spending the weekend at the MOA. I am in shock. I confess to enjoying cheese curd, a guilty pleasure. It is an orangish cheese biproduct that feels like silly putty and tastes a little better. It was invented accidentally by UW cheese scientists attempting to create an object of pure cholesterol that would still squeak. Rats fed this remarkable abomination develop an unusual capacity to polka and guzzle beer, often concomitantly. But seriously, it is fresh young cheddar cheese in the natural random shape and form (cheddar is aged 60 days to 4 years before sale) and it is deep fried using a runny batter using beer as the base liquid, best served piping hot and dipped in ranch dressing or chip dip.

A Brief History of Mall (disclaimer: malls make me throw up)

  • 1784 The Palais-Royal arcades in Paris expand to include theaters, cafés, and stores, creating one of the world’s first multi-entertainment shopping centers.
  • 1862 Entrepreneur Alexander Turney Stewart creates the U.S.’s first true department store in Manhattan.
  • 1878 The Galleria Vittorio Emanuele, the original glass-covered shopping arcade, opens in Milan.
  • 1922 The Country Club Plaza, the first planned suburban shopping center, opens in Kansas City, Missouri.
  • 1956 Southdale Center opens in Edina, Minnesota. A fully enclosed, climate-controlled, bi-level shopping center, it becomes a model for regional malls.
  • 1962 Discount retailers Target, Wal-Mart, and Kmart begin operations. Wal-Mart later expands to 5,000 stores worldwide.
  • 1974 The first outlet shopping center opens in Reading, Pennsylvania. By 2000, factory outlet stores will account for $14 billion in sales.
  • 1981 The 5.3 million-square-foot West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Alberta, opens, ushering in the megamall era.
  • 1985 The first Cinnabon appears at the food court in Seattle’s SeaTac Mall. Over 500 million served since then.
  • 1992 Minnesota’s Mall of America opens with 10,000 employees on hand, attracting visitors from around the world. It remains the largest mall in the U.S.
  • 1999 The original Sherman Oaks Galleria shopping mall in L.A., immortalized in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), closes, a victim of dissipating interest in traditional malls. It will soon reopen as a mixed-use retail-and-office complex, the new model for large shopping centers.
  • 2004 A taste of suburbia comes to the big city. When the Shops at Columbus Circle open in New York they include not only a luxury hotel but also restaurants Masa, Café Gray, and Per Se—elevating the food court to its highest level to date.




Unreal estate

11 06 2005

While California continues to have the least affordable housing costs in the nation, rising property values in California have created $1 trillion in homeowner wealth during the past five (5) years, thus bolstering the economy as estimated by the California Building Industry Association. During Q1 in 2005, 21 of the nation’s 25 least affordable metro regions, 9 of the 10 least affordable areas and 17 of the 19 least affordable markets were all in California. In Monterey, a family earning that county’s (Salinas) median income could afford only 4.3% of that’ area’s homes. The most affordable was Kern county with 39%.

A mid-priced home in California sold for $424,000 in April 2005, more than double the median price in April 2000, according to DataQuick Information Systems. 11,158 new and resale homes and condos were sold in the nine-county bay area in April. This is down 1.3% from 11,310 from the previous month and 10.2% from the April last year (which had the strongest sales going back to 1988). This decline was the first year over year sales decline for this year. The median price for a Bay Area homes is $586,000 (a new record) up 3.2% from March and up 19.1% from April last year. Bay Area appreciation has surpassed SoCal’s for the first time in four (4) years. The typical monthly mortgage in the Bay Area is $2659, an alltime high from $2237 last year. Indicators of market distress (such as foreclosure rates, decline in down payments, bankruptcy declarations) are still largely absent.

As home sale prices increase so has homeowner equity, the difference between a property’s market value and the debt owed on a mortgage. Excluding down payments, the median gain inequity for a single family home owned since 2000 was $230,386. This means that while homeowners have been remarkably blessed, 50% of Californians who do not own homes will probably never be able to afford one as only 18% of California households could afford a mid-priced home in March 2005 (compared to 31% from March 2000). Many homeowners have been cashing in on some of those gains through mortgage refinancing or second loans secured by their property. In many cases, the extra money is being used to pay for home improvements, educations, vacations and trips to the mall, as Californians “feel richer” sitting on a pot of gold. As a rule of thumb, consumers spend an extra $50 for every $1000 gain in household wealth.

The construction and real estate industry are really enjoying this luxury while economists worry that a few years of bizarrely robust price appreciation are propelling unrealistic expectations that have created an unhelathy investment bubble on the verge of bursting. When that happens, and it will, homeowners may regret borrowing so much against their property’s equity to indulge themselves, indicated the Lusk Center for Real Estate at the University of Southern California. Rates of gain of 25% per year are not good for the macroeconomy. Price gains in some areas, like San Diego county, are already slowing down but many in the industry dismiss the possibility of an outright crash. Annual home price appreciation should downshift from its double digit pace to around 5 to 8 per cent. The $1,000,000,000,000 equity is a paper balance: you cannot go to the grocery store and eat it.





Find Projector

10 06 2005

Finding the right projector is a challenge.

RESOLUTION
Determines the sharpness and clarity of projected image, it is determined by number of pixels (picture elements) used to format an image. More pixels, higher resolution which is typically quoted in two (2) numbers, e.g., 800×600, where 800 is the number of pixels from side to side (across, columns) and 600 is the number of pixels vertically from top to bottom (down, rows).
True (native) resolution: the actual number of physical pixels on the display device as opposed to compatibility with higher resolution using compression technology
Pro of high resilution:

  • more picture detail seen;
  • as pixels are individually smaller they are individually less discernible on the image;
  • higher cost

Pro of low res:

  • cheaper but images just as bright and attractive and thus best bet from a cost perspective

Native Resolution options:

  1. SVGA: 800×600 – popular, cheap, good image
  2. XGA: 1024×768 – typical for computers
  3. SXGA: 1280×1024 – high end PC and low end workstations, engineering, CAD applications
  4. UXGA: 1600×1200 – very high resolution workstation applications, small product line

Choosing the resolution for you:

  • Powerpoint style graphics, general business presentation: SVGA
  • Excel spreadsheets, numerical data: XGA
  • Engineering, CAD diagrams: SXGA
  • match the resolution of the computer with that of the projector

WEIGHT AND PORTABILITY
If you are on the road a lot, choose something under five (5) pounds.
If you travel some and want more performance, go up to 10 pounds.
For limited office portability, up to 15 pounds.
If fixed site (e.g., ceiling-mounted), then weight is not an issue but a solid mounting bracket is essential. They are usually black and almost always visible despite vertical keystoning.

BRIGHTNESS
All things being equal, the brighter a projector, the more expensive. Optimum brightness is the brightest projector you can afford using four (4) primary considerations:

  1. Number of people in the room: image size increases for more people and diminishes apparent brightness as light is spread over a larger area.
  2. Ambient room light: a dark room provides the best image regardless of projector brightness but most screens today provide significant light reflection making even a relatively low brightness projector look good in the proper setting. A wall is a poor reflector of light and is a major faux pas. I have worked many nights to fund a perforated screen and it is so worth it
  3. Type of projection screen: this merits its own SBlog entry so you can blogsearch it

Brightness is measured in ANSI lumens (American National Standards Institute): the brighter the projector, the higher the ANSI lumen rating.

  • 1000-2000 lumens: SVGA and XGA, reduce room light but total darkness not needed
  • 2000-3000 lumens: high performance end of portable and semiportable projectors, good for large conference rooms, can illuminate large images with no loss of image quality
  • >3000 lumens: ultrabright projectors for churches and nightclubs.

Popular projectors for the home theater

LOW COST

  1. Panasonic PT-AE700U
  2. InFocus ScreenPlay 4805
  3. Optoma H31
  4. Sanyo PLV-Z3
  5. Sanyo PLV-Z2

MID RANGE

  1. BenQ PE7700
  2. Sony VPL-HS51
  3. InFocus ScreenPlay 7205
  4. Optoma H57
  5. SharpVision XV-Z2000

HIGH PERFORMANCE

  1. Optoma H79
  2. BenQ PE8700
  3. Optoma H77
  4. Sony Qualia 004
  5. Toshiba TDP-MT800




Week in Wine

9 06 2005

NORTH CENTRAL COAST PINOT NOIRS

2002 Anapamu Monterey County Pinot Noir: $16
2003 Bernardus Monterey County Pinot Noir: $25
2004 Blackstone Winery Monterey County Pinot Noir: $12
2002 Boyer Arroyo Seco Vnyds. Monterey County Pinot Noir: $22
2003 Carmel Road Monterey Pinot Noir: $12
2002 Clos La Chance Santa Cruz Mountains Pinot Noir: $25
2003 Hahn Estates Monterey Pinot Noir: $14
2003 Night Owl San Bernabe Vnyd. Monterey County Pinot Noir: $14
2003 Pessagno Central Avenue Vnyd. Monterey Pinot Noir: $21
2003 Praxis Monterey Pinot Noir: $14
2003 Seven Peaks Monterey Pinot Noir: $15

Caution: Wines listed are available but may not be in all stores. Start with local wine merchants, but also try larger stores. I get my wine from BevMo. Drinking during pregnancy is associated with birth defects.





Wright Stuff

8 06 2005

Do you have a living room? Do you have a carport? Do you have an open floor plan in your house? Frank Lloyd Wright was one of America’s most creative and innovative architects. You can explore a lot of his work online. Born Frank Lincoln Wright, he lived from 1867 to 1959 and was prolific with close to 500 of his designs built (many remaining unbuilt, perhaps hundreds). Born and living most of his life in Wiscosin, he also spent time in NYC, Germany, Japan, Oak Park (Illinois, outside of Chicago) and the winter school in Arizona. Read his biography for more.

Mr. Wright’s organic architecture was a departure from the traditional and contributed to the Prairie and Usonian houses to the vernacular of American home design. Besides single family homes for modest incomes, he also designed houses of worship, skyscrpaers, resorts, museums, government offices, gas stations, bridges and miscellaneous edifices. He is important and this is acknowledged on his birthday today.





Close Shave

7 06 2005

Schick has won the first round in the Battle of the Blades as a federal judge rules against competitor Gilette in a claim of false advertising. Gilette is prohibited from saying that one of its razors lifts hair up and away from the skin as the fifth blade (no, this is not an SNL skit) snips it off before it withdraws into the dermal layer. The claim of the M3Power razor is unsubstantiated and inaccurate, and the television commercial showing a computer-generated depiction of the razor lifting hair is greatly exaggerated. Gillette contends that the image was never meant to be taken literally and has not decided if it will appeal. Gillette introduced the battery-powered, vibrating razor early last year to compete with Schick’s Quattro razor.





Bee Line

6 06 2005

It might be harder to correctly spell the last names of the finalists of the National Spelling Bee (Kashyap, Deri – from Pleasanton! – and Tarigopula) than the uncommon words (appoggiatura, onychophagy). Like me, they are all of Indian ancestry. Descendants of Indian immigrants (less than 1% of the national population) consistently dominate this contest with more than 30 of 273 contestants this year and capturing first place in five of the seven last years. This is a craze in the Indian community not dissimilar to baseball (Dominicans), violin playing (Jews) and long-distance running (Kenyans). One of my medical students, B, was the first son of Indian immigrants to win this contest in 1985 and became an overnight sensation by smelling milieu. I hold him responsible in large part for this craziness.

Immigrant strivers do astonishingly well in national academic contests and school in general: more than 25% of the 40 winners in the Intel Science Talent Search (formerly the Westinghouse awards) are immigrants or their children. To bring the glow of accomplishment into their parents’ lives, they will sacrifice television viewing and socializing to work on agonizingly slow and complicated experiments. In additions, Indians bring to spelling mastery some particular advantages: our parents or grandparents usually are highly educated, generally speak perfect English and overappreciate the power of education. Many Indian children are comfortable with the rote-learning methods of our parents, the kind needed to master lists of obscure words that easily stump computer spell-checker programs and do not regard champion spellers as nerds.

By 1993, the North South Foundation, which is based outside of Chicago and considers that part of its mission is to ensure that Indians in America do as well in English as in mathematics, set up a parallel universe of spelling bees held by 60 chapters around the country, a minor-league training ground for the major league 80-year-old Scripps National Spelling Bee. There are now chat rooms and blogs where Indians discuss spelling. These people need to get laid or, at minimum, get a life.

Indian families throw themselves in fevered fashion behind their youngsters, drilling them on esoteric words and etymologies, Greek and Latin roots, as well as from spelling lists provided on the Scripps Web site. In doing so, they are as single-minded as other American parents, who have been known to help their fledgling gymnasts, tennis players and singers. The 2003 documentary “Spellbound,” about the 1999 national spelling bee, offered its own example of pushy kin. The father of one Indian contestant, Neil, mentions that a relative back home in India has hired a thousand people to chant prayers during the bee and promised to provide meals for 5,000 if Neil should win. (SPOILER ALERT) He loses.

Indian families throw themselves in fevered fashion behind their youngsters, drilling




Wine Breath

5 06 2005

Letting wine aerate simply maximizes its exposure to the surrounding air. By allowing wine to mix and mingle with air, the wine will typically warm up and the wine’s aromas will open up, the flavor profile will soften and mellow out a bit and the overall flavor characteristics should improve.

Which Wines Need to Breathe
Typically red wines are the ones to benefit most from breathing before serving. However, there are select whites that will also improve with a little air exposure.
Most wines will improve with as little as 15-20 minutes of air time. If the wine is young with high tannin levels, it will need more time to aerate: a young Cabernet Sauvignon will likely require around an hour for proper aeration and flavor softening to take place. Not that you cannot drink it as soon as it is uncorked, but to put its best foot forward give it more time to breathe. Mature wines (8+ years) benefit most from decanting and then will only have a small window of aeration opportunity before the flavor profiles begin to deteriorate.

How to Let Your Wine Breathe
Some erroneously believe that merely uncorking a bottle of wine and allowing it to sit for a bit is all it takes to aerate. This method is futile, as there is simply not enough room (surface area) at the top of the bottle to permit adequate amounts of air to make contact with the wine:

  • Decanter, a flower vase, or even an orange juice pitcher – any large liquid container with a wide opening at the top to pour your bottle of wine into. The increased surface area is the key to allowing more air to make contact with your wine.
  • Pour your wine into wine glasses and let it aerate in situ. This is certainly the low-maintenance method and typically works quite well. Just be sure to keep the glass away from the kitchen commotion, while it breathes in peace. Pour into the center of the glass with a good 10-12 inches of “fall” from bottle to glass to allow for further aeration during the actual pour.

Aeration Rule of Thumb: the more tannins a wine has the more time it will need to aerate. Lighter-bodied red wines (like Pinot Noir) that have lower tannin levels, will need little if any time to breathe.

Decanting 101

Wines with sediment
If the wine has been stored on its side in a wine rack (appropriately), the sediment will have collected along the side of the bottle. For best results, stand the bottle upright a day ahead so the sediment can fall to the bottom. You will need a light source, such as a candle or flashlight. Holding the wine bottle in front of the light, slowly but steadily pour the wine into the decanter until you see sediment in the neck of the bottle. Stop pouring at the first sign of sediment.

If you fail to stand the wine up ahead of time, you can still decant it. Keeping the bottle on its side, with as little motion as possible to avoid disturbing the sediment, move it from your wine rack to your decanting area. Tilt the bottle upright only as much as necessary to remove the cork, then decant it as described above.

If you are taking an older, special bottle of wine to a party and hope to have it decanted, do the host a favor. Stand the bottle up a day ahead and transport it carefully in an upright position. When I open an older bottle and see sediment swirling like a tornado, I know it was in the back seat of a Miata for 45 minutes on the way over so I’ll decant half or two-thirds and leave the remainder to settle, then decant again. Your host should have a decanter or you are wasting your wine. I am often befuddled when red wine is served in juice glasses. These peasants do not deserve decant-worthy wine, I’m sorry.

Most wine professionals suggest decanting older wines just before pouring them, to preserve their fragile aromas. The older the wine, the more important it is to serve the decanted wine immediately. With very old wines, especially from weaker vintages, some sommeliers prefer to pour the wine directly into glasses so guests can experience the bouquet before it vanishes.

Younger wines

Fifteen minutes in a decanter can do a world of good for young wines. Recommend at least an hour or two of breathing time, especially for bigger, more muscular red wines such as young California Cabernet Sauvignon.

You can form your opinion of this controversial practice if you have two bottles of the same wine. Pour one bottle into a decanter an hour or two before your meal; if it has no sediment, you can pour it freely, splashing it against the decanter’s bottom and sides. Open the other bottle at mealtime, pouring it directly into wine glasses.

Alternatively, if you have only one bottle, open it a couple of hours ahead, pour yourself a taste and decant the rest. Check in for another taste after a half-hour or an hour to see if you notice a change.

Caution: Wines listed are available but may not be in all stores. Start with local wine merchants, but also try larger stores. I get my wine from BevMo. Drinking during pregnancy is associated with birth defects.





Laughter Yoga

4 06 2005

Laughing out loud for fifteen (15) minutes daily can burn around 40 calories, or 4.4 pounds per day, as was revealed by Vanderbilt scientists yesterday at the European Congress on Obesity. In the published study, male students laughed more than females and, while not the most effective treatment of weight loss, it is certainly healthy.

The Laughing Clubs of India were founded in Bombay, India, in 1995 by Madan Kataria, a physician, based upon his observation that laughing fits boosted his patients’ immune systems. Initially the charter group gathered in a park and shared jokes but ran out in ten (10) days. The next day, he told everyone to just begin laughing without the jokes. Laughter yoga is now a phenomenon. In four (4) years, 40,000 Indians belonged to Laughing Clubs. It is even the subjkect of a documentary by Mira Nair (The Laughing Club of India), director of Vanity Fair and Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, both very painful films to watch.





Demi Lune

3 06 2005

Ano Nuevo State Reserve is a great place to check out elephant seals during molting and mating seasons. There are nice paths leading to observation decks with knowledgeable staff to answer questions. It is perpetual twilight there and you also get an idea of what a salty pig farm smells like. Bean Hollow State Beach is beautiful at low tide. Going further along the coast on this perfectly lovely day you will hit Half Moon Bay, just north of Pescadero State Beach. Check out the sea life at low tide. Given the tides vary by numerous feet along the northern CA shore, the window of low tide tends to be pretty small so check your tide tables before you go.

Check out the opportunities for coastside ecocultural tourism. On July 16 is the 14th Annual Tour des Fleurs so I know I shall return. If you golf, consider the Ritz Carlton Half Moon Bay set atop an ocean bluff overlooking 50 miles of coastline. Be sure to ask for lodging in the main complex and not in the tiny bungalows spread across. It has its own private beach which is accessible to peasants through free parking in their valet service. Remember if you stay in a bungalow, you have to rely upon the valet service to fetch your car every time. Dining at Navio is standard resort fare. Fill up at brunch.

As heavily recommended, we had the classic chai at Coastside Gourmet Coffee, Tea and Health Nuts (San Mateo Dr at Hwy 92). Highly overrated and tastes like Oregon Chai Latte. My recipe is much more attractive to the palate -

  • Boil 2C water
  • Add 4 tsp black tea leaves (I use Darjeeling tea), 1 chunk dried ginger, 4 crushed cardamom pods (I use a mortar and pestle), 3 whole cloves, 1 cinnamon stick (or recently powdered), 2 black peppercorns. Boil for half a minute. Let stand for one (1) minute.
  • Add milk and sugar. Reboil. This is traditionally served in earthern tea cups but I prefer to use the easily cleanable handle-free Chinese tea cups instead.




Week in Wine

2 06 2005

West Coast Gewurztraminer

2004 Bargetto Monterey County Gewurztraminer: $12
2004 Chateau St Jean Sonoma County Gewurztraminer: $15
2004 Claiborne & Churchill Alsatian Style Central Coast Gewurztraminer: $16
2003 Columbia Winery Columbia Valley Gewurztraminer: $9
2002 Cosentino Estate Yountville Gewurztraminer: $22
2004 Covey Run Columbia Valley Gewurztraminer: $13
2004 Fetzer Vineyards Valley Oaks California Gewurztraminer: $9
2004 Gundlach Bundschu Rhinefarm Vnyd Sonoma Valley Gewurztraminer: $22
2003 Harvest Moon “Dry” Russian River Valley Gewurztraminer: $16
2003 Harvest Moon Russian River Valley Gewurztraminer: $16
2003 Hook & Ladder Russian River Valley Gewurztraminer: $12
2003 Husch Anderson Valley Late Harvest Gewurztraminer: $18
2004 Husch Anderson Valley Gewurztraminer: $14
2003 Madrona Vineyards El Dorado Gewurztraminer: $10
2003 Stony Hill Napa Valley Gewurztraminer: $18
2004 Thomas Fogarty Monterey Gewurztraminer: $16
2004 Vinum Cellars Ka-pow San Benito County Late Harvest Gewurztraminer: $20
2004 Windsor Vineyards Alexander Valley Gewurztraminer: $10

White
2004 Avery Lane Washington Glacier White ($8)
2003 Berger Kremstal Gruner Veltliner ($10/1 liter)
2003 Kenwood Vintage California White Wine ($6)

Pink
2004 Routas Coteaux Varois Rouviere ($10)
2004 Ca’del Solo California Big House Pink ($10)

Red
2003 The Magnificent Wine Co. Columbia Valley House Wine ($10)
2002 Kenwood California Vintage Red Wine ($6)
2003 Camelot California Pinot Noir ($8)
2003 MontGras Colchagua Valley Reserva Quatro ($10)
2003 MontGras Reserva Colchagua Valley Cabernet Sauvignon/Syrah ($10)

Renaissance Negroni
Fill a mixing glass two-thirds full of ice and add 1.5 ounces Plymouth gin, 1 ounce Germain-Robin Liqueur de Poete, and 0.75 ounce Campari. Stir for approximately 30 seconds, strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with orange twist.

Caution: Wines listed are available but may not be in all stores. Start with local wine merchants, but also try larger stores. I get my wine from BevMo. Drinking during pregnancy is associated with birth defects.





Travel planning

1 06 2005

Some links to help plan a summer vacation -
Expedia.com
Orbitz.com
Travelocity.com
Kayak.com (I USE THIS EXCLUSIVELY)
Remember to include secondary airports in your seach.

If you have the luxury of flexibility, check:
HotWire.com
LastMinuteDealFinder.com
LastMinuteTravel.com (I USE THIS EXCLUSIVELY)
Site59.com (weekend getaways)
BookingBuddy.com
SmarterTravel.com (signup for free weekly newsletter)

Get a room:
Lodging.com
Hotels.com (search site for ecoupons for local attractions)
Roomsearch.com

Make the most of your stay:
Citysearch.com
OpenTable.com

Frommers.com
Fodors.com
Travel.yahoo.com
TripAdvisor.com (I USE THIS EXCLUSIVELY)

Cheap tickets
Mobissimo
Sidestep
Farechase
Priceline

Airlines

CDC Travel Advisory

Sleep Aids
Please consult your physician before taking any drugs. I take none but D needs one every time he flies. He’s funny like that and loves his Ambien but your mileage may vary.
Valerian (2 pills; 320 mg): herbal and good for those sensitive to chemicals
Melatonin (1 pill; 3 mg): helps with jet lag but not for better sleep
Tylenol PM (2 caplets; 50 mg): best to sleep off an illness but you won’t be alert in the A.M.
Ambien (1 pill; 10 mg): excellent for flights that are less than six (6) hours long.
Lunesta (1 pill; 3 mg): take upon arrival to help you adapt to the new time zone
Temazepam (1 pill Restoril; 15 mg): only for true insomniacs – not worth the side effects